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    Default Little Indian Pizza Boy Vs House.

    Ordered a pizza last night, pizza guy turned up. About 3 minutes later i hear a screech and massive bang and run out thinking he's hit my car. I was wrong!



    This picture was taken this morning of my neighbours house.








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    Was the pizza good?


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    Was this pizza delivery boy driving a four wheel drive?
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    how the #### do they get licenses!?!?

    blindfolded monkeys could drive better!

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    He was a in a ford falcon (prob 98 model). Reversing out. Claimed he was reversing slowly but accidently hit the accelerator - hit the edge of the garden bed (not in the pic) and bounced off into the house. Still had his indian licence.



    Clair - Pizza was cold by the time i sat down to eat it!

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    #### what a waste of a pizza, call them back you can get a free one.

    Maybe a bit of silicone to fix that up.

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    Use the cold pizza to plug the hole.
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    Does this mean there is a job going for a Pizza Delivery person somewhere in Adelaide?


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    Did you get half price of your next purchase ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClairBear View Post
    Does this mean there is a job going for a Pizza Delivery person somewhere in Adelaide?
    Guess so! If i were you i'd put your application in now

    Feel sorry for who ever else had pizza in the guys car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke V8 View Post
    Feel sorry for who ever else had pizza in the guys car
    ROFL. I can just see the kid arriving home later that night with bits of anchovy, some olives, a slice of salami and melted cheese all stuck to various parts of his body and his mum asking what happened........


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    I think you're all being a bit harsh on the poor guy. He obviously wanted to take a pizza the house back with him.

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    Just be thankful your neighbour didn't order the pizza otherwise that would be YOUR house :O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huntington View Post
    man that sucks, nothing worse than cold pizza
    I'd argue that cold pizza is awesome!

    Couldn't have been a Yaris/Echo that did that though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_trademarc View Post
    Couldn't have been a Yaris/Echo that did that though!
    Quote Originally Posted by Luke V8 View Post
    He was a in a ford falcon (prob 98 model).
    There is your answer.


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    that would probably cost him about a year's pizza delivery wages. i reckon every person i know who delivered pizzas ended up doing more damage to their cars than money they earned.

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    I hope you gave him a tip. That takes mad skills... Driving a ford
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