Idiot burns himself siphoning petrol

[m1lky]

Who would have thought petrol was flammable?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5783...pouring-petrol

[elmaso]

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[Tim Smtih]

Darwin Award not yet attained. Have patience.

[fuzzy2308]

what a ########

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

10 points to the firey, "He should have used a torch".

[MikeCuzzy]

I weep for humanity...

[scouser king]

I hope it hurt

[Shedvl]

Did it once..... tried to siphon fuel out of a mini and ended up with some in my mouth...was the second most horrible thing to accidently hit my throat without warning

[TinSnips]

"It highlights the dangers of an open flame, even things like a candle at home when the power goes off."

HUH???? I think it actually highlights the danger of holding that open flame while siphoning petrol! Slightly different set of circumstances than a candle in a blackout.

[elmaso]

Did it once..... tried to siphon fuel out of a mini and ended up with some in my mouth...was the second most horrible thing to accidently hit my throat without warning

whats the other thing? please? explain? lol

[m1lky]

Hmmmm what's horrible and could hit you in the back of the throat?

[Zeussy]

whats the other thing? please? explain? lol

Hmmmm what's horrible and could hit you in the back of the throat?

I think she's talking about cum in the back of her throat, when she gives headies...

[Sabbath']

Did it once..... tried to siphon fuel out of a mini and ended up with some in my mouth...was the second most horrible thing to accidently hit my throat without warning

[kuzman89]

My guess... a pube smoothie??

As far as the the guy in question, what an absolute ** idiot. Just like that girl that was hit by a train crossing a platform WHILST WEARING HEADPHONES.

+ 1 on the weep for humanity post.

[elmaso]

I think she's talking about cum in the back of her throat, when she gives headies...

see, women won't usually admit it, thats why i said it, damn i ain't retardeds y'all!

[Sabbath']

see, women won't usually admit it, thats why i said it, damn i ain't retardeds y'all!

Well there's your problem.

[VS_Pete_1]

Hide the sauage gone wrong

[Sabbath']

But, back on topic.

What type of moron would you have to be to set yourself alight?

[m1lky]

I don't know.

I bet it wasn't his own gas though

[vr94ss]

But, back on topic.

What type of moron would you have to be to set yourself alight?

A Buddhist?

[elmaso]

But, back on topic.

What type of moron would you have to be to set yourself alight?

is that meant to be with a lighter? or do you mean if there was an accidental spark? under a VH? hahaha

[Sabbath']

is that meant to be with a lighter? or do you mean if there was an accidental spark? under a VH? hahaha

Im glad somebody saw what i did there.

[greenacc]

I had to syphon petrol once. I was leaning down to get enough fall on the hose to make it flow and when it came i got a splash in my eye. It was the second most horrible thing i ever had in my eye.
The First was muffler putty, but that's a another story.

[CapriciousWL]

Bloke at work was lighting an incinerator. It didn't ignite, so poured petrol on it. Apparently a smoldering mass off wood plus petrol equals much less skin on ones arm.

[Tim Smtih]

Ha reminds me of this french gas technician that was installing a stove range in a place i worked at. I went into the cold room to grab some stock and heard a noise from outside, i poked my head out and could smell burnt hair. I knew what had happened but played dumb, i asked the chef de partie if she could smell something burning, she nearly cracked up. This guy had clean removed his eyebrows after taking too long to light the stove he had just installed.