SkyFall
Your mum's new boyfriend
Yea, I'm surprised Playboy didn't lower their offer after everything that has happened. Back in the Bertie days, sure her body was worth a million dollar deal. But now, heck she looks like a $10 druggie hooker - playboy photoshop artists are going to have their work cut out for them.
Won't lie though, I'll be buying that issue.
Your mum's new boyfriend
The photoshop guys are going to have to work overtime!
Just thought I'd add that, since, well, everyone else has said it lol.
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PARTY AND BULLSHIT!
8 beers....i'd go there....
just sayin'
wouldnt #### her with your dick....Originally Posted by elmaso
dont sweat the petty... pet the sweaty...
PARTY AND BULLSHIT!
16 beers?
but obviously you wouldn't go in bare, shit, i dont want aids...or crabs....syphilis.....hep C......herpes....
well you get the point hahahaha
Filthy Beast
Searching for the billion
Well I heard Pippa Middleton was offerred A LOT more than a million to do a porno .... but sadly she turned it down !!!!
BUGGER !! Sha WING ...
Your mum's new boyfriend
I heard these are what you can contract off her:
-AIDS / HIV Types 1 and 2
-Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV), Types 1 and 2
-Human Papilloma Virus (HPV)
-Hepatitis B
-Molluscum contagiosum
-Chlamydia
-Gonorrhea
-Syphillis
-Donovanosis
-Chancroid
-Trichomoniasis
-Crabs
-Scabies
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Filthy Beast
who the #### buys playboy ?
Infidel Bear
Mini Putt 2 Champion!
Wow...whats that saying...people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones or something??
Considering the look of you in some of the photos you certainly shouldn't judge anyone else.
Pathetic.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
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