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Thread: Man gets testicles bitten off

  1. 27-10-2011, 02:38 AM #1
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    Default Man gets testicles bitten off

    This made me cringe, horrible. I'd be trying to poke her eyes out to make her let go LOL

    Woman faces jail for testicle bite
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  2. 27-10-2011, 02:51 AM #2
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    Note to self, try not to get a blowie when arguing with the misses.
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    Yeah mate, she can get you good at that point in time!
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    Foreplay.

    Your doing it wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by acarmody View Post
    Note to self, try not to get a blowie when arguing with the misses.
    I definitely wouldn't teabag her haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by S.T.K.E View Post
    Foreplay.

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    Every male on this site grabs testicles reading thread!.

    I guess the comment she bit off more then you could chew doesn't apply.
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