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    40cm penis tattooed on man's back | QLD News | Breaking News in Queensland | Ipswich Queensland Times


    A 21-YEAR-OLD Bundamba man will front court after he allegedly tattooed an unwanted lewd image and slogan on his mate’s back.

    Police allege the man, who was not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into having the tattoo while the friend was visiting him at home.

    After the 25-year-old victim got home, he was horrified to discover the tattoo was far from what he expected.

    Instead of a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons, the tattoo featured a 40cm-long image of a penis and a slogan implying he was gay. He contacted police and they charged the 21-year-old Bundamba man with assault occasioning bodily harm.

    The tattoo victim now faces the pain and expense of having the tattoo removed with a laser.

    Police allege the tattooing followed a disagreement between the pair that culminated with the Bundamba man taking offence at something the victim said.

    Ipswich CIB Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was extremely upset.

    “Apparently he went round to the other bloke’s house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up,” Const Malcolm said.

    “The victim wasn’t interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons.

    “He rolled him on to his stomach and the bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good’.

    “He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

    “When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”

    To add insult to injury, he was allegedly punched and thrown out of the Bundamba man’s house after he was tattooed.

    The 21-year-old is scheduled to appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

    He was charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.

    Gatton tattoo artist Ted Saddo said the tattooed man could face a bill from $600 to $2000 to have the tattooed removed.

    “If they don’t want the tattoo or another tattoo to cover it up, it would have to be lasered,” Mr Saddo said. “That involves shooting a laser beam into the tattoo to break up the ink, which goes into the blood stream and is passed out through the kidneys.

    “If it’s just an outline it would probably take three sessions of about $200 a session. There needs to be a six to eight week break between sessions to give the skin the chance to heal. We just had a bloke here who got a tribal tattoo removed and it cost him $2000.”


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    Dude, this story is a year old and back then there was a thread on it.

    You need to get out more if you are reading news from a year ago


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    Quote Originally Posted by ClairBear View Post
    Dude, this story is a year old and back then there was a thread on it.

    You need to get out more if you are reading news from a year ago
    It was on the news today
    So i brought the topic up

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    Who cares how old it is. That's funny shit , in a way. Just c'n the funny side of it. Poor bloke.

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    Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.
    Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."



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    Apparently this guy wanted a drawing of a man holding the world, but he got something different...

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    Then there was the girl who got 25 stars tattooed on her face and claimed that wasn't what she wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToMMMaY View Post
    On topic
    Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.
    Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."



    http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-...civil-lawsuit/
    That is apparently fake snopes.com: Excrement Tattoo


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    The guy has a good pick-up line, 'Hey baby, would you like to see my 15" dick?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by 87RB30VL View Post
    Apparently this guy wanted a drawing of a man holding the world, but he got something different...

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    Ive got a tattoo of a guys back on my 40cm penis
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    This story was back in the news because he went to court i heard he got 2 years or something for it (probably suspended as they always do)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gossie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClairBear View Post
    Dude, this story is a year old and back then there was a thread on it.

    You need to get out more if you are reading news from a year ago
    I can never understand why some people here always have a whinge when someone brings up an old thread, i mean really........

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    Quote Originally Posted by stockyvrcalais View Post
    I can never understand why some people here always have a whinge when someone brings up an old thread, i mean really........
    I can never understand why some people bring back a thread to have a whinge.
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    I have a $100 note tattoed on my ####, now when my wife wants to blow a 100 bucks i tell her to go her hardest.

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