Your Zombie Weapon of Choice

[Jonah 101]

not just for killing zombies

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me think breeding when the human race is zombies.

[Holdfast]

These shielas have nice weapons!

[Full Spectrum]

A steel bat i think. Anything wooden might snap.

[Johnsy]

I have a genuine lousiville slugger on my wall and also an aluminum version of one.... my fishing knife overalls and motor bike helmet will also come in handy....

But anything would be fun like a Banjo as seen in Zombieland

[MikeCuzzy]

For the bigger hordes:

[Jonah 101]

[calaim]

the mini gun and grenade launcher out of terminator 2. failing that, tactical nukes and a huge self sufficient bunker

[GothicKidd]

The bullbar on front of my car

[Johnsy]

Still cant get past this little gem....

AA-12. World's deadliest shotgun! - YouTube

[drift-it]

Still cant get past this little gem....

AA-12. World's deadliest shotgun! - YouTube

great minds think alike

[fuzzy2308]

Zombies wouldnt dare come near me if i had this.

[ClairBear]

Zombies wouldnt dare come near me if i had this.

Gay zombies and girly zombies might..........

[VS_Pete_1]

Your new ride fuzzy

[Jaymz]

For me, any weapon i would use would be one that is easy to get hold of, and easy to master.

I would only use something like this fireaxe:


It has lots of uses other than killing. you can use it to gain access to locked buildings.

So, while you guys are creating loads of noise with your guns and attracting all the Zombies to you, i will be remaining mobile. Moving around quietly and quickly until things settle down.

I have a plan, that I am putting it into action already.

I have built "survival boxes" which I have stored under the house, in the roof, and in the garage. Each is a ex steal ammo box and inside each box is 8 cans of food (beans, tuna, etc), can opener, gas cooker and gas, small bag of rice, bottle of water and a pot.

I also have a backpack packed and ready to go with the following:
- Compass
- Swiss army knife
- survival blanket
- small hatchet
- 15 meter length of rope
- 4D Maglight, useful as a makeshift weapon
- Spare battery
- full water bottle
- signaling mirror
- poncho
- small binoculars
- first aid kit

[Johnsy]

What would happen if someone with necrophilia met a zombie...............

[MikeCuzzy]

Just for you Johnsy...

Philosoraptor - what would happen if someone with necrophilia met a zombie

[hendorulz]

i dunno how it would go againt zombies but in gerneral i think a whipper snipper would be awesome cause of how long it is
especailly one with a steel blade

[STEEV888]

What would happen if someone with necrophilia met a zombie...............

A Zombie is 'undead' so therefore its not dead.
Answer to your question: Nothing.

[Tsunamix]

[Jonah 101]

I have one of those machetes

[Johnsy]

Just for you Johnsy...

Philosoraptor - what would happen if someone with necrophilia met a zombie

lol thanks mate...

A Zombie is 'undead' so therefore its not dead.
Answer to your question: Nothing.

Yes but a zombie is not alive either..... Are they not also classed as the walking dead..... ?

[STEEV888]

I got nothing...

my ideal weapon of choice would be a katana of some sort however if i didnt have one i would proble get 2 1lb block hammrs on extended handles.. plenty of force behind it and really light, easy to swing with high velocity.

[87RB30VL]

I dunno why people seem to choose swords. I'd prefer a gun. Long range is more my style, and you have less chance of getting bitten, although if the katana is as sharp as the ones off Dead Island, I wouldn't mind one for a bit of backup.