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    Default Your Zombie Weapon of Choice

    Following Troy771's suggestion of Zombie Weapons, I thought I start a thread on your Zombie Weapon of Choice.

    So, should the un-dead rise tomorrow, what would be your weapon?

    My weapon is my cricket bat, perfect for that well timed hit to the head (should they be the kind of zombie where only blows to the head work).


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    Well, I would probably grab a bat of some sort aswell. If anyone has seen the Anime "Highschool Of The Dead" [If not, watch it, it's awesome] blunt weapons work really well.

    Though considering I live about 5 mins from a gun smith w/ racks of guns and ammo, I would probably just drive there.
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    Theres a thread like this before but for what car:

    Zombie Apocalypse Car!

    i would defs have to go for the shovel, nothing like the ol fashioned way haha.

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    2x4 with nails in it or a shotgun. If I were huge I would use a chain and brick for more badass heckticness.
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    chainsaw ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonesy484 View Post
    chainsaw ftw
    Rusty chainsaw FTW!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonah 101 View Post
    If I were huge I would use a chain and brick for more badass heckticness.
    i like your style! lol

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    One kid in this anime [Cos' they're in the school at the time and are trying to escape] has a baseball bat that he gets from his locker, one of the girls has a Kendo stick that she uses, one of them uses a broken brook handle I think, and the "Nerd/gamer/geek" kid tapes pencils and wood to a nail gun from the Home Ec room and uses that as a gun haha

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    Barb wire wrapped baseball bat, long handle axe and a big arse shotgun
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    Haha just took this.



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    I would probably carry additional weapons too, such as Blade's 'Vampire Slayer' sword:



    Or a Spartan Warsword, because, well, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :



    I also have various Samurai Swords, but they are a set and are decorative, so they aren't handy to carry.

    EDIT: Or this:

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    nerf guns for the win.... if that doesnt work i will just walk behind chuck norris
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    Id have to say my weapon would be a good soild metal baseball bat

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    Mace would be awesome to protect yourself (not talking about car performance lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by drift-it View Post
    aa-12 for sure
    with explosive ammo like in the expendables ?

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    a sword, they dont need reloading.
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    id go WWI, good enough to kill crouts, good enough for zombies...
    a BAR


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    [QUOTE=hi_ryder;2101804]id go WWI, good enough to kill crouts, good enough for zombies...
    a BAR


    6 shots then PINNNNG reolad
    stroking is fine but id rather be blown

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