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31-01-2006, 08:50 PM
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Keep those laptops off your lap boys
Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility, an expert says.
Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum which could affect the quality and quantity of men's sperm.
  
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31-01-2006, 09:04 PM
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far out, hehehe, they arent called laptops anymore either. They are called notebooks. One guy somewhere got burnt for leaving it on their lap...
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31-01-2006, 11:33 PM
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Isn’t laptop a trademark of IBM or something which is why everyone else has to call them notebooks?
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31-01-2006, 11:33 PM
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yep.....
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meh, it's ok for me, I already got one, and I can't afford any more if I actually want to finish my car
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01-02-2006, 03:17 PM
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i dont keep them there anyway, ive been worried about radiation from them for a long time, i dont even like my mobile near my family jewels
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01-02-2006, 03:28 PM
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gone 4 a while
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If a guy has a computer sitting on his lap long enough to effect his sperm I don't see that being the problem in him being able to have kids. Its more like the fact that hes such a geek that no girl would get with to give him the chance to make babies in the first place.
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01-02-2006, 03:48 PM
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thats a bit harsh Julie LOL ..... I met Mike on the net and for a few months we lived on the computer for hours at night because that was our only time together - but we are far from geeks... and I'd make babies with him anyday  well practice anyway 
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01-02-2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Lish071
thats a bit harsh Julie LOL ..... I met Mike on the net and for a few months we lived on the computer for hours at night because that was our only time together - but we are far from geeks... and I'd make babies with him anyday well practice anyway |
How do you practise? Like, what do you do? I've got a really bad memory...
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01-02-2006, 04:46 PM
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Shake That
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Originally Posted by Shounak
How do you practise? Like, what do you do? I've got a really bad memory...
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That's just toooo rude for me to tell you in this forum that kinda info would turn it into a porn site LOL
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01-02-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Shounak
How do you practise? Like, what do you do? I've got a really bad memory...
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you really do have to get out more
weren't you the one asking how babies were made also?
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01-02-2006, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by holdensupporter2005
Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility, an expert says.
Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum which could affect the quality and quantity of men's sperm.
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Sweet never wanted kids anyways!
Laptop on balls now 
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01-02-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sensations
Sweet never wanted kids anyways!
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haha, thats what i was thinking, free contraception!
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05-02-2006, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Julie
If a guy has a computer sitting on his lap long enough to effect his sperm I don't see that being the problem in him being able to have kids. Its more like the fact that hes such a geek that no girl would get with to give him the chance to make babies in the first place.
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Thanks very much.
Now I know why I don't have a girlfriend, I fix computers for a living.
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05-02-2006, 07:12 AM
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