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    Default A day in the life of garth

    well, here we have it, a day in the life of me

    currently at home on holdays, not realy liking them much, home by myself during the day, daughter isnt home from school untill 3pm when i pick her up, and girlfriend isnt home untill 4 30 when i get her from work

    while on holidays i thought id be nice and do what i call good boys. good boys is my way of helping out around the house

    last night i made tea, ment to be something nice and easy that i could do, so i decided to make beef stirfry. well, it was a disaster, it was totaly unedible, while putting some salt into the meat the lid fell of the salt container thingy, ended up with about 200gms of salt in the meat, yummy.

    thought i might clean up the yard, while using the chainsaw to prune a tree (which i could have removed by hand, just wanted to play with the chainsaw), the blades got stuck, and snaped the handle on the chainsaw, not happy

    and just to top the day off, i was doing some washing before, put some washing power in the machine, pressed go did all the things i have to do, the drain fell out of the laundry tub and put the entire contents on the machine on the floor, it looks like a huge bubble bath, way to much laundry powder.

    this all goes in with my last effort of cleaning the floor, and using the washing machine

    i have now been banned from doing any house work, unless under supervision from my wonderfull girlfriend. but i can still do the dishes.
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    Gees, I think that was planned

    haha sounds like something my ex husband would do to get out of the housework haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garth
    i have now been banned from doing any house work, unless under supervision from my wonderfull girlfriend. but i can still do the dishes.
    And all you have to do is break one REALLY good item (preferably one of her favourites) and she'll kick you off sink duties too.


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    Lol.. sorry to hear about your mis-fortune mate! Some blokes just aren't meant to do that sorta stuff..

    However, when you wrote about spilling the salt everywhere, just had that mental image of Gone In 60 Seconds where Nicholas Cage's brother "kip" was trying to make breakfast after having his life saved, tips the salt in, and pretty much 90% of the container of salt follows, best part is, he tries to stir it in to cover it!
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    ahahahaha Garth - sounds like you need more practice like my 10yr old says .... "practice makes progression"
    Mike recently had to play Mr Mum and housebitch for me whilst I was in hospital and our baby gave him such a hard time - it was like she knew he wasnt cut out for the job pmsl. When I got home he handed her over to me and said "I'll never accuse you of having the cushiest job ever again!" he expected to have it easy and play xbox games all day long !!! that's my girl!!!
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