Funny things people have said about cars.

[VH SLE]

I want to hear some stories about funny things uve heard people say about cars.

a guy at work said one of his mates was bragging about his commodore. apparantly its got a 5000rpm stall converter on his 5 speed manual commodore.

[Boonz]

lol that is kinda funny
i hate it when people ask if its a v8......its got 3 V8 badges so im like nah its a 6 aye....

or when someone looks inside your car and asks if its an auto or manual :b:

[VH SLE]

im still waiting to hear someone say im putting flattops in my RX-7.

[Boonz]

lol yeh flat top apex seals gotta have a set of them in ya rotisserie

[Troy711]

'my cordia turbo is sick'

[STEALTHY™]

would stupid be called funny?

was out driving one night, and had to drop 2 friends of a mate off at thier car. now i'm pretty quick on the shifts, and despite the fact i was using the clutch, and shifting, the dude (import owner) laughed when i was paying out auto's, cause he thought i had one...hehe

[Morganv8]

i get asked about my wagon usually people with sixes and i go well if u dont believe me will go side by side to the limit and see who's pulls harder

[Sensations]

:b: I love big Monster tachs in Autos the ones with the shif light ( usually stock ones)

[Morganv8]

the monster tachs in auto make it good for another 10-30rwkws

[Snotty]

"Why wont my trunk start?'
"it might be a spark plug problem...."

good Old DIESEL TRUCK APPRENTANCE!!!!

[pro_gmh]

"My speedo gauge goes to 280, and yous only goes to 220. Mines faster ha ha"

They wouldnt leave me alone about it, i was bout to punch them in the face.

[Snotty]

tell them to put their money where their mouth is...

[Sensations]

tell them to put their money where their mouth is...

For sure

[Sensations]

the monster tachs in auto make it good for another 10-30rwkws

And i thought i drained power!

[Sensations]

Sorry to post whore on a roll here!

Love those G ready/ Apex racing stickers on the side doors etc on heaps of shit that

dont go LMAO.

Just shake my head every time.

[STEALTHY™]

Can't forget the apprentice ones

'Can you get some sparks for the grinder'

or

'Can you plug this in for me' (holding a cordless drill) hehe

[Nobody Actually]

i heard about a bloke who told us that he blew up a 6" autometer tacho with shift light (a rather expensive one) on his barina. he said the motor was so powerfull it just stopped working and fried it.


what a toss

[gemini]

Some guy talking to his mate

"You cant turbo a V8 they dont have enough oil"

My mate

Me: Man your tires are pretty bald you should get new ones
Him: Nah ill be ok there is more surface area so it means more traction
Me: Oh.. ok

lol

[Boonz]

police officer walks up to a honda civic and asks wether or not hes been doin burnouts after cheacking the rear tyres

[pro_gmh]

Ok im gonna sound dumb, if you let street tires go bald, are they as good as slicks? I think yer but then no, the tire wall isnt as thick and becomes not soo strong, You shouldnt use slicks on the street anyway and basically their not intended to be clicks.

[Boonz]

they are good for a few straight line activities but not for cornering or anything involving turning

[tr3nt]

I got a couple for you.. I got pulled up in my hometown for a breatho and roady check.. Cop comes up to me and asks me why im driving a car too powerful for my P's.. here's the conversation

Cop: why you driving a v8 on your probationary....
Me: Mate, the engine is almost stock, it's a 6 cylinder
Cop: Oh thats rubbish mate, I know what you young guys are up to, putting V6 badges to warn us away, I heard your car drive off
Me: Well.. I have a 2 1/2" Exhaust, it has a louder drone
Cop: Well.. Pop your bonnet.. I would like to see your engine

by now im thinking, fair enough he might have a legit reason.. why not.. popped my bonnet

Me: See mate, 3800 engine, 3.8 6 Cylinder.. You can even count the spark plugs.. Even I know if an engine has 6 spark plugs, it's a 6.
Cop: Bullshit, where have you put the other two!!

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Next one, was listening to the radio, they put a prank call up.. some of you may have heard this one. The DJ goes to play this woman.. speaking about her recent service..

DJ: We did a few things to your car.. first of all we noticed your headlights need filling up.. would you like regular fluid or halogen fluid?
Woman: Which one is better?
DJ: I'd definately go for the halogen.

DJ: We also noticed that, the right wheel had somehow got onto the left wheel, and visa versa.. this could be very dangerous!

DJ: While i'm at it. I noticed that your car.. actually doesn't have a transmission!
Woman: Doesn't that make your car go?
DJ: Well.. it does help on fuel economy.. In your case, I would get two!

[Stretchomatic]

na bald tyres dont work like slicks, cos slicks are soft compound whereas normal tyres are built for durability...unless u get em real hot though...

[Boonz]

how u think they get slick

[vkberlina]

I have a good one in an MR2

Cop pulls over the MR2 and asks the driver top pop the bonnet so the driver does as he was asked to and pops open the bonnet...

The look on the cops face when all he saw was a spare tire but it got better...

He then asks ok wheres the engine, I pipe up at this point trying to hold back the laughter It doesnt have one it works on rubber bands...

By this time he was starting to get the shits so we showed his where a mid mount engine is kept

cheers
Scott