funniest thing youve seen/done whilst driving?

[gocommygo]

i havent seen anything funny i wanna drive round in a chicken suit hehe

[Troy711]

drove around parliment house at about 2 in the morning wearing a black robe and a scream mask screaming at the security guards


needless to say after 20 minutes the decided to follow us in their car, request us to pull over and proceed to give me an arse chewing about how what we were doing was not very smart around a building like that...

[gocommygo]

lol, cool, where can i get a scream mask?

[VN-88]

hmmm lets see... pulled up at the lights looked next to me and seen a around 60 year old lady pick her nose then eat it... i almost threw up and wen she saw me dry reach and then laugh she shat her self, so i ripped a burn out and took off.

and well wat would have to be the best ive seen was driving behind this car that was going all over the road wen all of a sudden this shirt went flying out the drivers side window and land on my bonnet... anyway it got stuck so i pulled over and the person stopped aswell, this girl runs out laughing while being really red in the face wearing only a bra so i gave it baxk, she appolagised and said she was changing for work went it got suxked out the window.... so i went on my way... man she was hot with a really nice bra... and other things lol. actually come to think of it i think she had a commy too. man i love my commy and cant wait to see what else happen's in her, always fun

[trepaul]

one day at work me and a another guy were sitting at the lights in our delivery van waiting for the right turn arrow to go green. there's another guy in a hiace or something in front of us. the light goes green, the guy doesn't notice, so i jam down the horn to get him moving. as he's going through the lights, a tram to the right of us (tram tracks run down the middle of the road) goes barrelling through the red light he was supposed to stop at and takes out the hiace. nobody was hurt so it was all good.

[gocommygo]

the funniest thing ive seen lately (not in a car, a niteclub) i went in there, wrekced on absinth drinking a beer, cigarette in hand, happened to look over and there was a 8 ft guy in a dress and guys in chicks clothes i soon found out it was diversity nite, i left as fast as a legless person could lol

[Nobody Actually]

the funniest thing ive seen lately (not in a car, a niteclub) i went in there, wrekced on absinth drinking a beer, cigarette in hand, happened to look over and there was a 8 ft guy in a dress and guys in chicks clothes i soon found out it was diversity nite, i left as fast as a legless person could lol

with company?

[gocommygo]

yes they had like, them gay guys with them that dig chickdudes, me and my 2 mates were like "oh F**K not on my 18th..." lol

[Nobody Actually]

besides your mates?

[fabz]

Was at work with a Internet company and the building backs on to a lake. Some guy come running up and was knocking on the back door (glass door where we all go for a smoko) with his laptop in his hand demanding we fix it coz his dial up didnt work. We called the police and said he as trespassing LMAO was in the car last weekend on my way back from sunny coast and a lady in a ford territory tried to merge onto the hiway but couldnt make up her mind and a el / ef that was behind her run up her arse LMAO hopelfully no one was hurt but i thought to myself "well 2 less fords on the road" ha ha ha ha

[Patrio7]

funnest thing i've seen is an excel hard against the outside kerb of a roundabout on a rainy day, i figured he spun but from the angle he was stuck it looked like a possible handbrakie gone wrong.

[mattman]

Worst - seing a cat go under the LHF wheel of a hilux from about 4m away... i'm no cat fan but that was gross.

Cringe moment - VT with monaro light + stock garnish, bodgily slapped on SS badges, and left the exec badge on!! Right up there with a vs fully debadged except exec badges....

Funniest - ummm i'll get back to you....

[craigvk]

Not really funny, but when it has been really dry for a while and then it rains, the amount of turkeys you see take out other cars and run off the road is amazing. The other day I saw this small car off the side of the road in the other direction against a fence and you wonder how it ended up like that. Too many people are really stupid when it rains and don't understand that rained on roads = oily & greasy roads.

[VH SLE]

oh people in adelaide have probably seen the vt or vx going around with full clubsport kit but has painted the grey bits fluro yellow, got a big ricer cannon, big stereo, and a chev badge painted on the boot painted in the same fluro yellow but still got the v6 ecotec badges on the front quarter. what a yarder.

[bangers]

i saw a guy go running across the road in nothing but a hospital gown screaming with hospital staff running after him. he then continued through a nearby train station.

another..... me and a workmate sitting at some lights. it started to rain and i said "no doubt there'll be accidents now it's raining" and almost instantly a car ran the red light in front of us and straight into a car. it was surreal.

i've seen women masturbating.

women naked on the side of the road getting dressed between jobs.

something that scared the sh*t out of me.......barrelling along in a semi in the middle of the night, came over a rise in the road and almost drove straight into half a dozen BLACK cows. missed a couple by no more than 10cms. woke me up.

plenty of others i can't think of at the moment.

[Fekason]

I was driving from Washington DC to Annapolis once, and came across a big sign that said, " Prepare for Irritation. Roadwork Ahead."

Seemed to state the obvious, but still!

[sircruisealotVS]

hmm, funny stuff whilst driving....
well when i used to live on the central coast i was driving through sydney (padstow) and i saw this microwave sitting on a bus stop chair....(made me think of all kindsa funny situations..like some dumbass has just stolen it then goes to catch a bus)
i also remember this time i was drivin on a shockin dirt road at night and my mate drivin infront of me decided to "get his '88 hilux 4x4 sideways" and do a bit of "4x4 driftin" which ofcourse ended badly, with the hilux rolling down a
20m or so embankment pickin off plenty of trees as it went....surprisingly him and his passengers all walked away without a scratch.
hmm, other than those just the usual funny bingles...i once seen a volvo reversing out of a shoppin centre car park and hit this trolley bay three times in a row (pmsl)..the dumbass just kept reversing into it...goin forward...reverse into it again.

[ProMaX]

stopped at the lights i saw another VN driver moshing at the same time I was and we both looked at each and laughed... then slapped the dash hahahahahahaa it was so trippy

[kel_VK_Calais]

We picked up a mate from a fancy dress party last year, he was wearing a koala suit..you know the ones that people wear when they are collecting money in the city? Anyway, on the way home our mate was rotten drunk and sitting in the front seat in this koala suit 'dancing' to a song...it was soo funny, cos when we'd pull up at lights, people who look twice and be like wtf?? and laughing at him while he was hanging out the window singing....
Another funny thing I saw was when we were driving down Newmarket Rd near Windsor..we were driving and a guy comes riding on his bicycle around a really sharp corner, he obviously under estimated the sharpness of the corner, cos he came round... and smash...straight off his bike onto the footpath. It was about 1 in the morning, and at the time I found it extrememly funny...but now I think about it, we should of turned aorund to see if the bloke was ok...

[sircruisealotVS]

oh, kel..reading your post reminded me of a funny story (nothin to do with driving, but hey)...when i was a young chopper i was waiting at a train station with some mates real late at night, bout 2-3am...and this dude on a mountain bike came along to cross the rails over the bridge thingy..
anyway he gets up the top of the stairs and jumps on his bike to ride to the other side and when he gets there he decides to ride down the other side still on the bike...he gets like half-way down the first flight of stairs and just goes headover turkey rolling while intangled with his bike all the way to the bottom...we all pissed ourselves laughing, classic.
by the way..the guy seemed ok...just got up and rode off all embarassed.

[fabz]

On the way home from work just then, Saw a guy in a VY clubby and a Wrx next to him. Lights go green and its on ....... but the clubby went no where. LMAO silly old fart stalled it BIG TIME and bounced into the intersection haha then i go after the WRX and over the hill and see WRX on the side of the road with Mr undercover plod behind him ha ha Double Wammie!!!!! Old mate clubsport if your on JC, Thats the funniest sh!t i seen in ages!!!!!!!!

[gocommygo]

haha that happened to sum1 i know, they went to race a magna, and the magna stalled lol

[fabz]

I have a 5 speed and i nearly stalled to by laughing so much. It was funny its like the clubby lept into the itersection and just stopped dead. The guy must have been in complete shock!!! Then seening the WRX with the copper was the icing on the cake. Old mate clubby was hell lucky coz the WRX was hooking and plod would have nabbed them both!

[CALAIS 6]

well sittin at lights up from my house in my stockish vl only has exhaust and lowered this dude in this awseome R33 starts revving it so me feeling good at this point cos my car was louder and waiting to get destroyed at the lights.Lights go green and there is this almighty bang and shards of metal everywhere oh the R33 blew it's gearbox lol i win

[gocommygo]

haha so much for teh skyline