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    About MOTIV8 .....

    MOTIV8 is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 30's and he's Single.
    His star sign is Aries so his birthday is between March 21st and April 20th.

    MOTIV8 may be enthusiastic and optimistic with unlimited energy, but there is a Darker side to MOTIV8:
    he is Stubborn, Reckless and Ill-tempered and he acts without thinking. If you like to take your time and think things through then you will annoy him, he will loose patience with you very quickly, he likes to leap without looking!!
    MOTIV8 often says and does things without thinking and with a complete disregard for other peoples feelings he is very easily provoked and may become aggressive and sarcastic.

    MOTIV8 is inherently greedy and will step on people to get what he wants.
    he's probably skinny with a thin neck and into some sort of sport or keep fit

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    About juzza .....

    juzza is from Australia ,
    he's a Young Man in his Teens and he's Married.
    His star sign is Aries so his birthday is between March 21st and April 20th.

    juzza may be enthusiastic and optimistic with unlimited energy, but there is a Darker side to juzza:
    he is Stubborn, Reckless and Ill-tempered and he acts without thinking. If you like to take your time and think things through then you will annoy him, he will loose patience with you very quickly, he likes to leap without looking!!
    juzza often says and does things without thinking and with a complete disregard for other peoples feelings he is very easily provoked and may become aggressive and sarcastic.

    juzza is inherently greedy and will step on people to get what he wants.
    he's probably skinny with a thin neck and into some sort of sport or keep fit

    well I'm not married but they didn't have relationship so it was closer to single..

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    ihopeyoudie is from Australia ,
    he's a Young Man in his Teens and he's Single.
    His star sign is Gemini so his birthday is between May 22nd and June 21st.

    ihopeyoudie may be clever and quick thinking even ingenious but be mindful of him he is superficial in nature. ihopeyoudie is unable to make decisions, he doesn't know what he wants he can't make up his mind he is erratic with no tact or diplomacy.
    ihopeyoudie is a clever Man both dishonest and deceitful with a tendency toward extravagance and pure selfishness. Lying and untruths are a way of life for ihopeyoudie and it is likely he will not finish what he starts.

    ihopeyoudie will deceive lie and manipulate all to get what he wants.
    he's probably tall, fairly light build with a flat chest and fast moving eyes.

    :| omfg so close except i always finsih what i start and i tell the truth all the time and im tall and not light built :P

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    About garth .....

    garth is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 20's and he's Married.
    His star sign is Capricorn so his birthday is between December 22nd and January 20th.

    garth may be extremely ambitious, thrifty with money and self disciplined. But on the dark side: If you are planning to meet garth don't take any sharp objects because you will either cut your own wrists or put him out of his misery.
    he is extremely pessimistic never sees the good side and always has a gloomy outlook. he worries about irrelevant things his mood changes quickly and he is almost impossible to please.
    garth hates to be ignored can be very arrogant, cruel and selfish. But he is also cunning and bitter he lives in the past, never looks forward.
    garth can really put a downer on your day. he is likely to be loose jointed when he moves with a narrow jaw and large nose.


    dam, i got shafted, thankfully it's not true

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    About Doctor Bob .....

    Doctor Bob is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 40's and he's Married.
    His star sign is Scorpio so his birthday is between October 23rd and November 21st.

    Doctor Bob might have lots of strength and energy but treat Doctor Bob with extreme caution!!
    he is obsessed with secrecy, jealously and suspicious of everyone he is extremely determined which may lead to oppression cruelty and even abuse.
    Doctor Bob can be severely aggressive he is both treacherous and ruthless he is fanatical about revenge and really vindictive, revenge is his middle name,
    he over-indulges in pleasures of the flesh often in a deviant manner. Doctor Bob can be heartless and have clear & concise judgement. Some will say Doctor Bob is simply Evil others will say he is an angel.
    he is probably quite short & solid, tanned complexion wearing sunglasses.




    lol not even close...nobody has ever called me an angel

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    About MYSS94 .....

    MYSS94 is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 20's and he's Single.
    His star sign is Scorpio so his birthday is between October 23rd and November 21st.

    MYSS94 might have lots of strength and energy but treat MYSS94 with extreme caution!!
    he is obsessed with secrecy, jealously and suspicious of everyone he is extremely determined which may lead to oppression cruelty and even abuse.
    MYSS94 can be severely aggressive he is both treacherous and ruthless he is fanatical about revenge and really vindictive, revenge is his middle name,
    he over-indulges in pleasures of the flesh often in a deviant manner. MYSS94 can be heartless and have poor judgement. Some will say MYSS94 is simply Evil others will say she is an angel.
    he is probably quite short sturdy, yellow sickly complexion might have a hooked nose with large nostrils, legs slightly bowed. wearing sunglasses.


    Sounds like Bob!!

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    About NOGEN3 .....

    NOGEN3 is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 30's and he's Married.
    His star sign is Sagittarius so his birthday is between November 22nd and December 21st.

    NOGEN3 may be an extrovert and enjoy life to the full but If you want something from NOGEN3 then you have to worship him!!
    This Man thrives on attention he is extravagant and has no tact what so ever. he may be a keep fit fanatic he is definitely an extrovert, always showing off he will grossly exaggerate even lie to impress. he is arrogant and will argue and revolt against anyone or anything that draws attention away from him he needs to be the centre of attention to survive.

    NOGEN3 is probably tall with an oval face and high forehead, thin hair and easy to read eyes.

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    About Chris .....

    Chris is from Australia ,
    he's a Man in his 20's and he's Married.
    His star sign is Pisces so his birthday is between February 20th and March 20th.

    Chris can be warm hearted, imaginative and peace loving but he is unable to concentrate on anything for more than 5 minutes, has no common sense and is extremely sensitive.
    his mood fluctuates rapidly between intense elation and severe depression he probably has masochistic tendencies with a major guilt complex. Chris is likely to be or have been an alcoholic or drug addict and may commit suicide at some point.
    I guess Chris will be below average height, heavy build, round face and have big dreamy eyes.


    wow thats creepy except I'm tall LOL
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    About Michael .....

    Michael is from Australia ,
    he's a Young Man in his Teens and he's Single.
    His star sign is Libra so his birthday is between September 23rd and October 22nd.

    Michael may love peace and harmony be symperthetic to the unfortunate but he is quite MAD! he postpones everything is careless and sloppy, some see him as superficial and insincere he will do anything to avoid confrontation and will comply or compromise to take path of least resistance.
    Michael talks to much is pretentious and always flirting. he never does things for himself yet needs constant moral support. he is ulta-sensitive and his mood changes like the wind. Be warned he can be aggressive when he can be bothered, when he isn't hesitating or been a lazy coward.
    he is likely to be average height average build, and well proportioned.

    whats the point of the licence plate selection thing? i just picked CA because i used to live there

    edit - ok i just read mine. i dont agree with the lazy coward part lol

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    umm, whats the point of the whole thing? it's just a waste of bandwidth on an email.
    ECOTEC KICKED IN yO!!!!!!

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    fu2 is from Australia ,
    he's a Young Man in his Teens and he's Single.
    His star sign is Gemini so his birthday is between May 22nd and June 21st.

    fu2 may be clever and quick thinking even ingenious but be mindful of him he is superficial in nature. fu2 is unable to make decisions, he doesn't know what he wants he can't make up his mind he is erratic with no tact or diplomacy.
    fu2 is a clever Man both dishonest and deceitful with a tendency toward extravagance and pure selfishness. Lying and untruths are a way of life for fu2 and it is likely he will not finish what he starts.

    fu2 will deceive lie and manipulate all to get what he wants.
    he's probably tall, fairly light build with a flat chest and fast moving eyes.


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    DAMN!! i think i'm offended!!!



    About Manda ..... Manda is from Australia ,
    she's a Woman in her 20's and she's Married.
    Her star sign is Pisces so her birthday is between February 20th and March 20th.

    Manda can be warm hearted, imaginative and peace loving but she is unable to concentrate on anything for more than 5 minutes, has no common sense and is extremely sensitive.
    her mood fluctuates rapidly between intense elation and severe depression she probably has masochistic tendencies with a major guilt complex. Manda is likely to be or have been an alcoholic or drug addict and may commit suicide at some point.
    I guess Manda will be below average height, heavy build, round face and have big dreamy eyes.
    Manda

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