I was reading this awesome thread on a mazda forum and on one of the forums there was a post, you know you are an rx7 driver if, etc etc, you carry a fire extinguisher and actually have to use it, if you need to move your car out of the driveway to let someone else out and you have to drive around for 15 minutes before shutting the car off so it won't flood, if you go on vacation and have to carry a gas can every time you leave town, if you've ever given up on try to explain something and had to say "its a rotary thing" etc etc
How about doing a Commy one? I haven't got one, i just work on my cousins, but I bet you've all got some great ones so lets hear them.
You have a bruised hand from bashing the dash to make the gauges work
when u've gotta get a mate round so he can push on the bonnet so when u pull the bonnet release lever the bonnet will pop up
when every commodore you see looks like yours.
:: hakhawk :: says:
im a geek by day
:: hakhawk :: says:
a mass/axe murderer by night
:: hakhawk :: says:
and a rabbit sometimesI'm only nice to one person per day. Today is not your day....
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
God must love stupid people, He made so many.
when you fly past a ford @ 220 clicks and the look he gives says "i wish ford would make a car like that"
you think a set of chasers are the best looking wheels for your car
your wallet is empty upon leaving the servo
when you drive up the main street of town and everyone stops and stares
lol some great lines there. Its hard to pick a favourite. Great stuff!
Your heater sounds like a washing machine and with just one cup of soap powder, your boot is one![]()
when you give a ricer a ten second head start and still beat it to 50 kmph
when you pull up next to a ford and the driver revs the shit out of it, rides the clutch, stalls, and sez "why cant ford make a car like that"
when your friends say "**** your cars nice"
when a you tell a friend your job is to support your family and he say "to feed your car you mean"
and the most obvious one...
you know your a commodore owner when...... wait for it.......
when youve got one in the drive way????
When your tyres are bald just from reversing out the driveway.
When the battery is flat from just operating the fuel pump.
When you have felt in your eyes from the roof liner falling down around you!![]()
When all you need to do to order a CAS is call Bursons and ask for 'the usual'
Gravity is proof that nature keeps getting us down.
When your ice skating on the road when its wet
when the phrase 'code 13' sends a shiver down your spine...
when your car has gone off down the side ditch on the highway.(not happened to me but you see so many)
when your v6 wont stop making an annoying ticking sound
1995 Manual HSV Clubsport
Wade Cam :: 9.2:1 CR :: Pacemaker headers :: Twin 2.5" Exhaust :: VT Brakes
1991 Supercharged VN Berlina
9 PSI SC14 Intercooled :: Genie headers :: Twin cats :: HM Twin 2.25 exhaust :: 3.45:1 LSD
you missed the obviouse one
When u have one working tail light
When a 1990 model can beet a current 2005model, Only in holden
Cheers
MaT
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Originally Posted by garth
lol True BUT easily fixable, i did mine ages back lolOriginally Posted by R Photon
Never Forget You're Unique... Just Like Everyone Else
I'd Rather Roar Than Whistle
wen ya have mags on the front and stockies on the back...
When you watch the V8 supercars and laugh everytime you see a ford.
Gravity is proof that nature keeps getting us down.
When 10 yr old Commy's are still out selling new fords 3 to 1, and the Commy's technology is years ahead of the ford.
When Your Boot Rusts