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    Default You know your a commodore owner when?

    I was reading this awesome thread on a mazda forum and on one of the forums there was a post, you know you are an rx7 driver if, etc etc, you carry a fire extinguisher and actually have to use it, if you need to move your car out of the driveway to let someone else out and you have to drive around for 15 minutes before shutting the car off so it won't flood, if you go on vacation and have to carry a gas can every time you leave town, if you've ever given up on try to explain something and had to say "its a rotary thing" etc etc
    How about doing a Commy one? I haven't got one, i just work on my cousins, but I bet you've all got some great ones so lets hear them.

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    when u've gotta get a mate round so he can push on the bonnet so when u pull the bonnet release lever the bonnet will pop up

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    when every commodore you see looks like yours.
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    when you give a ricer a ten second head start and still beat it to 50 kmph

    when you pull up next to a ford and the driver revs the shit out of it, rides the clutch, stalls, and sez "why cant ford make a car like that"

    when your friends say "**** your cars nice"

    when a you tell a friend your job is to support your family and he say "to feed your car you mean"

    and the most obvious one...

    you know your a commodore owner when...... wait for it.......

    when youve got one in the drive way????
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    When your tyres are bald just from reversing out the driveway.
    When the battery is flat from just operating the fuel pump.

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    when your car has gone off down the side ditch on the highway.(not happened to me but you see so many)

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    Quote Originally Posted by R Photon
    when u've gotta get a mate round so he can push on the bonnet so when u pull the bonnet release lever the bonnet will pop up
    lol True BUT easily fixable, i did mine ages back lol
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    When 10 yr old Commy's are still out selling new fords 3 to 1, and the Commy's technology is years ahead of the ford.

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