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    The other arvo my son came to me and asked if we had any oil for his car, he runs a vt, I said yes we have a new 6ltr bottle in the shed, I then asked him y he needed it, he said he was a bit low and wanted to top it up, so I gave him the oil..................about 15mins later he came to me and said hey dad how do I know when the oil is full, are you supposed to see it at the top of the rockers, as he was telling me this he handed me back an empty 6ltr oil bottle????????????????????????????? well I said that is what the dip stick id for you fu*kin DIPSTICK, no shit he had filled the engine up alltogther with about 12 ltrs of oil, mind you he was stoned at the time, "kids who would hve them" anyways needless to say off came the sump plug and I drained all of the oil out and intructed him how to do it right in the future WTF. Oh he is 19 loves his car but dosent have a clue. I told him that if he dose it again I will take the car off him as me and his mom baught it for him when he Fu*ked up his vn, how stupid am I , I still run a VR mind you I like her I have had her since new. regards kirk
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    lmao... oh dear.. sounds like something i would do

    at least i know i shouldnt do it.. and can pay someone else to...
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    Hey Mattman, where in Adelaide ru? I am in Craigmore regards kirk
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    I'm way up the hill... Mt Barker.

    If you are into cruises check out the link in my siggy
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    Mattman, I havent decided yet depends on work commitments, but it should be a good day.
    regards Kirk, ps I used to work at Mt.Barker a few years back.
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    ok cool... well the more the merrier JC cruises are usually pretty good... and no hoons (unlike tonights cruise )
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattman
    ok cool... well the more the merrier JC cruises are usually pretty good... and no hoons (unlike tonights cruise )

    what you talkin 'bout willis??? lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by kirkson
    The other arvo my son came to me and asked if we had any oil for his car, he runs a vt, I said yes we have a new 6ltr bottle in the shed, I then asked him y he needed it, he said he was a bit low and wanted to top it up, so I gave him the oil..................about 15mins later he came to me and said hey dad how do I know when the oil is full, are you supposed to see it at the top of the rockers, as he was telling me this he handed me back an empty 6ltr oil bottle????????????????????????????? well I said that is what the dip stick id for you fu*kin DIPSTICK, no shit he had filled the engine up alltogther with about 12 ltrs of oil, mind you he was stoned at the time, "kids who would hve them" anyways needless to say off came the sump plug and I drained all of the oil out and intructed him how to do it right in the future WTF. Oh he is 19 loves his car but dosent have a clue. I told him that if he dose it again I will take the car off him as me and his mom baught it for him when he Fu*ked up his vn, how stupid am I , I still run a VR mind you I like her I have had her since new. regards kirk
    Hahahahah.. I've heard that story a million times from different servo workers, (all happening to young kids with their new first cars).. Never thought it would actually happen..

    The only thing I find suss is that someone who doesnt know what an oil dipstick is for, knows what the rockers are.. And how do you see that the oil has gone to the top of the rockers, without removing the covers? Might just get a little peep in where the filling point is, but hmm..
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    hhaha classic......... Thankgod i was never that stupid..

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    hahaha...home mechanics 101...lol gotta love it, lets hope it doesnt happen again

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    I used to work at a servo, we had a chick come in one day had her little mazda for 2 weeks. We later found she had grabbed a 500ml top up bottle, from a stand on the driveway, then another, then a 5L bottle then another 5L bottle. She had decided to "top" up her oil. About 8L later she had filled it full.
    We kindly knocked the sump plug out of it for her and drained a few litres for her.

    I saw some pretty interesting things when working at a servo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirkson
    mind you he was stoned at the time, "kids who would hve them" a

    And this my friends is why you don't do drug's mmk

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirkson
    mind you he was stoned at the time,
    you mention that like its ok? does your son live at home with you? what sort of a parent talks like that about their son like its ok?
    three letters for you buddy: D. H. S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic
    you mention that like its ok? does your son live at home with you? what sort of a parent talks like that about their son like its ok?
    three letters for you buddy: D. H. S.
    I was thinking the same.. My mum used to work for DHS for a couple of years.. A lot of f*cked up parents out there..

    I can say for certain that if my parents knew I was high, they'd kick my arse..
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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic
    you mention that like its ok? does your son live at home with you? what sort of a parent talks like that about their son like its ok?
    three letters for you buddy: D. H. S.
    I was wondering too what sort of a parent seems to think this is ok having a stoned child, almost proudly admitting the fact.

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    Ok Ok, I hear you all loud and clear, I am 49 years old, and my son is 19 he dose live at home and he dose occasionally smoke a little wacky weed, however, he never drives under the influence, he dosn't drink and drive, effectivley he is an adult, we are open minded pairents, and we keep a close eye on him, he works a full time job, fully qualified baker, If I were to kick his arse as some of you put it, it would only force him away from us and I have no intentions of doing that. And those of you that concider me and my wife irrisponsible parents, All I can say is YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND untill you have adult children of your own. Oh and I might add we also have a 22 year old daughter doing her final year at uni, an education degree she will be a teacher, and she is totally anti drugs of any description, so dont start judging my parenting skills, regards Kirk
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    Quote Originally Posted by kirkson
    Ok Ok, I hear you all loud and clear, I am 49 years old, and my son is 19 he dose live at home and he dose occasionally smoke a little wacky weed, however, he never drives under the influence, he dosn't drink and drive, effectivley he is an adult, we are open minded pairents, and we keep a close eye on him, he works a full time job, fully qualified baker, If I were to kick his arse as some of you put it, it would only force him away from us and I have no intentions of doing that. And those of you that concider me and my wife irrisponsible parents, All I can say is YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND untill you have adult children of your own. Oh and I might add we also have a 22 year old daughter doing her final year at uni, an education degree she will be a teacher, and she is totally anti drugs of any description, so dont start judging my parenting skills, regards Kirk
    To each their own I guess. If you think having a son that's high in your own home is ok, then fair enough.

    I personally don't get it, but you are entitled to your own opinions and beliefs..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kirkson
    All I can say is YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND untill you have adult children of your own.
    I do, therefore I feel I am qualified to comment. You should discourage not encourage drug use. Try finding out why this child uses drugs and act upon that, turning a blind eye and allowing it is not the answer.

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    now lets not turn this into a anti drug thread. each person has their own values, belifes, yada yada yada, own moral standards, and different levels of high ground. basicaly this thread is about his son put 12 ltrs of oil in his engine. let's keep it on that topic.
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    Sashyre,
    I never said I was turnind a blind eye to it, what I was meaning was I oversee it as opposed to pretending it dosn't happen. I have spoken to him about it I don't allow him to smoke it indoors, however him and his mates occasiomaly use it out the back yard. At least this way he dosen't have to drive home smashed etc, etc, I certainly do not condone his behaviour, but as I say he is an adult and I refuse to drive him away, that would be irrisponsible, regards kirk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sashyre
    I do, therefore I feel I am qualified to comment. You should discourage not encourage drug use. Try finding out why this child uses drugs and act upon that, turning a blind eye and allowing it is not the answer.

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    Yeah that'll totally work. When all my m8's hear there parents discourage them from doing drugs they totally stop.

    You obviously have no idea how common drugs are amongst teenagers. Many teens do it to be cool, others do it simply because they want to. It might make them feel independant or more like an adult or it may fulfill their rebellious desires. & It doesnt matter what background you come from either, I have friends in public school who smoke dope, just as many of my friends do who went to all boys catholic schools and all girls catholic schools. I even know a girl who finished yr 12 last yr and she has a $400 a week cocaine addiction. Her parents are massively rich and i guess she found a way to spend her pocket money.

    Marijuana is almost as common as cigarettes, alot of my friends even smoke marijuana but refuse to smoke cigarettes because they think cigarettes are bad for ur health? Go figure.

    Im sure this guy doesnt encourage marijuana use, he is just letting his son make his decisions and mistakes and atleast his son is getting stoned in the safety of his own home rather than somewhere stupid and/or dangerous.

    As an after note, im 18 years old and im doing Bachelor of Psychology at University, I am very anti-drugs and i never have and never will do drugs or smoke cigarettes because my mum died of a heroin overdose and marijuana gave my uncle schitzophrenia. You name it and my dad has done it, LSD, marijuana, heroin, speed whatever. He has been able to successfully give up each and every one of those drugs. The one thing he cant give up? Cigarettes.

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    very common, but no responsible person would allow it to happen under their nose. so he doesnt drive yadda yadda yadda what about his health? or that of the people around him?
    whats the big deal about a daughter being a teacher? who cares. im a teacher, it wasnt exactly hard work.

    Garth, you make a fair point. its a pity DHS doesnt see it the same way. rules are rules as they say, no matter what "moral high ground" you take.

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    But do you think going psycho at the kid about it and not letting him smoke it at home will change anything? You think he will smoke it any less? No. If anything he would smoke it more. As for health, alcohol and cigarettes are legal, yet they can be just as bad for you as marijuana.

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    what could dhs do? hes 19 isnt he? legal drinking age, legal driving age, etc, etc.
    its his choice to do it, as others have said, hes doing it at home, blah blah. let him do what he wants, its not our life, its his, its his health. i eat junkfood, i dont exercise lots, oh no, someone call dhs, my parents arent discouraging me from eating badly. yes, im 20 and live at home also.

    give it a rest, lets get this thread back on track, hes a dill for using so much oil, sounds like a common thing to do aswell.

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