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    hahaha, this is the funniest thing i have ever seen...

    Group of young people, flying past me at 110(minimum) on my way back from lunch in a 70 zone, i think god i wish there was a cop around when i needed one. Turn the corner and here is this laser which passed me it had ass ended an undercover police car.... funniest thing ever

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    was a kodak moment indeed, if only there was a camera handy.
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    ha ha, same sort of thing happened to me on te way back from sydney on the weekend. A BMW passed me and changed into my lane and just missed my car. I high beamed him and he took off even quicker. about 10min up the road he had been pulled over by a cop. I drove past and gave him a wave and a beep and laugh'd my arse off!!!!
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    Yeah that would be a kodak moment for sure !

    I wish I had a camera today... this stupid bus driver almost contributed all his passengers to the SA state road toll... What happened was 2 fully ladden semis are travelling along the road going around a slight left bend... the bus was sitting parked idling on the curb ON THE BEND !!! I've no idea why cause I didn't see any bus stop there and I'm sure its a definate no stopping zone...anyway the first semi passes it ok... the second just narrowly misses it by swerving into the inside lane because the prick of a bus driver decided to merge when the semi was just passing the rear wheel of the bus... As I saw it unfolding I must say I hoped he'd hit the bus cause SA bus driver's need waking up behind the wheel... a couple of times I have found myself in the same situation except I was in the inside lane and the bus wanted to merge into my lane with me forcing me to swerve up onto the median strip...I swear they never look when mearging into traffic from the curb they just indicate and pull out straight away...

    Anyway the bus driver must have shit himself and got all irrate I could see the look on his face as I passed him behind the semi... you wouldn't believe it but he pulled out behind me to catch up with the semi... the lights turned red infront so I slowed down with about ten car lengths infront forcing the bus driver to be alongside the truckie...and man was it animated the bus driver jumping up and down...the semi driver bright red and waving his fist ... I'm sure there was going to be a punch up... anyway thats my kodak moment and funnist thing I've seen in a long while.
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    My bus drivers are good

    There is an asian accounting practice on the corner near work (not trying to be racist or stereotype), but watching them park... now thats some scary sh!t. I know where I am never parking my car.
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    PWNED ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711
    the guy driving the car is the roo



    talk about getting f*cked up the arse!
    LMFAO that image does pwned so well.

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    I know he means OWNED
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    haha for once the police did something right
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    so is this "PWNED" a new word???
    I think it needs to be used more around here! lol
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    Wow you've never heard pwned?

    I play CS so I'm exposed to these kind of words. "Owned" was commonly misspelled as Pwned (right next to each other). Then pwned became it's own word. Like "kik" (lol)

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    lol you should have raced him. imagine not only hitting the arse of a cop car.. but also loosing the race at the same time pwnt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixshooter
    the second just narrowly misses it by swerving into the inside lane because the prick of a bus driver decided to merge when the semi was just passing the rear wheel of the bus, a couple of times I have found myself in the same situation except I was in the inside lane and the bus wanted to merge into my lane with me forcing me to swerve up onto the median strip...I swear they never look when mearging into traffic from the curb they just indicate and pull out straight away...

    Anyway the bus driver must have shit himself and got all irrate I could see the look on his face as I passed him behind the semi... you wouldn't believe it but he pulled out behind me to catch up with the semi...
    my friend i learnt that situation as well. i was driving home from work and ud like to think that the bus wasnt going to pull out until it was safe, but nope, he decided to pull as soon as i was next to his rear wheel. i couldnt beleive it, i had to go half and half on the road, lucky no cars were coming cos it was only a 2 lane street. after learning from that about a week later i was with my mum and a bus did it to her, she couldnt beleive it either.

    My opinion bus drivers suck a lot of *profanity* and majority of transportation licks *profanity*. Beleive me i tried to see it from the bus drivers point of veiw, but i couldnt understand why, yes i know they r on a time limit, but think of it like this, they do not, DO NOT, stop at every bus stop on the way! so why do they have to be *profanity* about it??

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    Speaking of pictures like that...here is an unintentional one (I think it was anyway...) which believe it or not was on the front page of the Brisbane Courier Mail several years ago. It was heading a story about an aboriginal-run emu farm out near Murgon. It wasn't a small picture either...it was about a quarter of the space under the "Courier Mail" heading, maybe slightly under A5-size...
    I remember that it made all of us at work go "what the...?"...I mean, the guy has his eyes closed an a disturbing expression on his face, and even the emu seems to be "taken by surprise" as it were...I can't believe that no-one at the paper even questioned this picture when it was put there...but I'm glad they didn't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat
    Speaking of pictures like that...here is an unintentional one (I think it was anyway...) which believe it or not was on the front page of the Brisbane Courier Mail several years ago. It was heading a story about an aboriginal-run emu farm out near Murgon. It wasn't a small picture either...it was about a quarter of the space under the "Courier Mail" heading, maybe slightly under A5-size...
    I remember that it made all of us at work go "what the...?"...I mean, the guy has his eyes closed an a disturbing expression on his face, and even the emu seems to be "taken by surprise" as it were...I can't believe that no-one at the paper even questioned this picture when it was put there...but I'm glad they didn't...
    Are you sure that Emu's for real and not some sort of French Tickler ?
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    heh he's probably just holding the emu in such a way that it'll be scared frozen
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