Dodgy stuff found on ebay

[craigvk]

Alright, what dodgy auctions have people here found on ebay?

Here's one I found while browsing:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/SAVE-PETROL-M...QQcmdZViewItem

· Normally an engine burns 2/3 of petrol while the rest has dispersed in the air in the form of polluting emission.



· The petrol not burned by the engine, has stored in the form of carbon on valves, injectors and cylinders, causing troublesome scales that are dangerous for these instruments, reducing the performances and increasing the servicing costs.



· Furthermore, it involves to replace the catalyzed silencer more often than it would be necessary.



· A correct combustion avoids these troubles and also it allows a considerable savings, increasing the engine’s performances.

Normally an engine burns 2/3 of petrol?

Absolute crap! An EFI motor burns virtually all the fuel. Avoid this turkey! You'll burn your money.

Any others out there?

[Patrio7]

placebo anyone?

[jack.mc]

just search for 'patent' on the US ebay. Awesome entertainment. make sure you sort by price, high to low

[deserthead]

Notice it was from BS Italy ?? ? ?

BS ne1? ? ? ?

[Stupa]

so if I put 4 on my car it be gaining petrol?

[craigvk]

I think this compares to the non-proven magnetic bed matresses. If you add one of these things the only thing it would do is slow down fuel flow. If it was so wonderful, why hasn't it been all over the news as a miracle for cars?

[TheForgotten]

1)well... last I checked, fuel wasn't magnetic, so all you'd do is empty your wallet and prove yourself to be a gullible fool.....
2)"and they are subjected to their superficial tension modification."
superficial tension modification - so how will modifying surface tension help?... and fuel has tension to modify???
3)"Test executed on a four-stroke engine , 6 cylinders 6000 cc on the testing bench!" 6 litre 6 cylinder?
4)"Please don’t ask any questions if you can find the answers on the above-mentioned explications!" he's quite happy to take your money, but won't bother answering questions about why you're an idiot
5)"Outside covering
Body made in aluminium type Avional 2011 (with blue anodical oxidization)"
if I remember science, that means RUST
6) have a look at assembly instructions - it goes in your aircon line.....
7)"Let us point out that the events determinating the fuel waste are various!" well... your car's gonna waste fuel anyways, so give us some money and we won't fix the problem - this guy must be a mechanic...
8)"TecnoAirClean improves its performances after each kilometer (thanks to its self-cleaning ability) specially on cars that have covered a lot of kilometers!" this product won't remove anything from your fuel, but it does clean itself by purging sludge into your fuel line

I'm having so much fun but I got bored of proving this guy to be a tool...

[TheForgotten]

oh and other stuff I've seen - property on the moon, desert island,air guitar, toast, used chewing gum, ford parts (sorry I had to), and basically anything fake which takes sales away from my g/f who sells only genuine stuff