One line of advice

[Patrio7]

i just had one of those werid thoughts [ yes at 3am ]

If you so feel like it, post ONE line of advice and state what it relates to.
I would find it interesting what words to the wise we all have.
And of course, I'll start;

" If it's not backed up, you don't want it "

Relating to ALL files on your PC. Too many a time in my last job I've had poor customers throw fits when their laptops died and they didn't have a backup of their data that they need to do day to day business.

Makes me cringe sometimes.

[Outlaw Torn]

Never lend your chainsaw, like youd lend your wife,
they would both come back F**ked

Relating to chainsaws, dont lend them out unless you dont mind them coming back stuffed.

Has happened a few times, the chainsaw part that is.

[gumbs]

If it ain't insured you ain't driving it.

People that don't understand my car isn't insured for them so they're not allowed to drive it. And I'd let you drive my car, is not a valid excuse when your car would be lucky to be worth more than a 6 pack.

[maxy0987]

Ride: Jap Crap dreaming of an LS1

Who'd wanna drive it :P

My quote:
"If it aint broke don't fix it"

Relating to the countless changes i get at work about applications that i've built. It worked fine last week, why the shit do you want to keep changing it when nothing else in the business changes.

[VRSS]

Always carry duct tape and cable ties

pretty much anything can be temporarily fixed with them 2 things

[253@7k]

One question that will not give you an answer, it will just cause there to be more questions. Yet it may lead you to rethink things and find fault with what you are about to do.

"Why?"

[_Mukas_]

mates over dates...

coz chiks will come and go, and ### ya round while they're here, but your true mates will always be around...

[gumbs]

Who'd wanna drive it :P

A suprisingly large ammount of girls. They look at my little integra and fall in love with it instantly. I just look at it and think damn thats one ugly front end what were honda thinking.

[Pretender]

Buy a Gregory's manual and/or post on JC for help before dismantling your car.

[ucwepn]

"Roadside assistance will save your ass when you need it most"

[xlr8_87]

If practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, why practice?

but a serious one
Tyres are the most important safety factor in any car

[Hot-Rod]

"Listen to your parents they know best"

So many times i've had arguments with my folks and been wrong lol. Usually they have been there seen that done that and know you better then you know yourself. So take advice from them and cherrish it.

[davey g-force]

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...

...then you'll have his shoes and be a mile away so he can't do anything about it!!

[craigvk]

Never lend your chainsaw, like youd lend your wife,
they would both come back F**ked

Relating to chainsaws, dont lend them out unless you dont mind them coming back stuffed.

Has happened a few times, the chainsaw part that is.

So true. Years ago I wondered why people didn't loan their chainsaws. Then I found out why when I got one. You have to spend an hour sharpening the thing because the teeth are blunt.

[Patrio7]

One question that will not give you an answer, it will just cause there to be more questions. Yet it may lead you to rethink things and find fault with what you are about to do.

"Why?"

the universal answer to why is,

Because.

[1vngal]

Mine would have to be, Progress is being made if every mistake you make is a new one.

[stocky]

Always carry duct tape and cable ties

pretty much anything can be temporarily fixed with them 2 things

yeah those and wd40

[davey g-force]

Mine would have to be, Progress is being made if every mistake you make is a new one.

LOL, or:

It's ok to make mistakes as long as you don't make them twice.

[_Mukas_]

how can one go forwards when going backwards is how we truely progress...

[Stupa]

If in doubt pull it out

[_Mukas_]

if it tastes like chicken keep on licken, tastes like trout..get the **** out!

[vkberlina]

I have two

If you ask can I have a drive, the answer is no way

If it jams force it, if it breaks it needs fixing anyway...

cheers
Scott

[bangers]

if pink turns to red, go the brown

[fabz]

If in doubt pull it out

I always thought it was "If in doubt lick her out, If unsure go for more". I heard my mates dad tell him that when they were drinking and talking about sex!! Hella funny.

Mines is and will always be "Bro's before Hoes", ofcourse thats when your single but now i have a missus so he can get f*cked LMAO

[_Mukas_]

no chik should come between mates though, i lost a good mate for ovver a year to a chik once, the evil parasite, LOL, hes back now though, after she fell pregas to another bloke, tryied to pin it on him, had the dna test shit and it wasnt his...hahahaha cop that slut! being able to balance that is one of the toughest things to do i reckon coz by not seeing your mates, your "under the thumb" but if you do see em, "you not interested in me"...well thats just talking from the last two i had...mind you i am only 19 so its far from experience...
sorry guys i rambled a bit there....meh