Crashed my camira. Wheres the cows dad said

[drift_Camira]

Drifting with my miss's in the paddock. Went too hard I think fellas. Cleaned up 2 of my old fellas dairy cows!!! Had to drag them through the paddock in to the dam. They floated!! So I had to sink em!!! Not a pretty sight.

Cut a hole in the fence and made it look like the cows got out!!

Sorry mateys about the long post. Thought u would find it interesting. :my:

Camiras must be s#%t to drift. Can't wait to get my VN.

[SUSPECT]

ur such a bogan

[drift_Camira]

Na im no bogan just a fella that loves to drift his car too much

[vy_storm]

Oh thats classic....

Why not a meal of roast beef? seems a waste.

[drift_Camira]

Dairy aint good eatin!! Had to hide the evidence from me pa. Hes a heavy dairy farmer down the huon.

[VN_Luke]

what was left of the cows? and what was left of your car? and how did you make the cows sink???

[craigvk]

Dairy cows are skin and bone. They only look meaty when calfing.

Your Dad is gonna hit the roof when he finds two cows missing.

Shit. I love cows, especially diary cows. I would rather have a live cow than a live Camira. Camira's are just plain crap cars anyway.

[craigvk]

and how did you make the cows sink???

I wonder if about half a dozen 30-30 shots would make big enough holes to make them sink.

[vh-holden]

what happens when the cows rot and the water in the dam goes bad?

[drift_Camira]

Lost the back end of my car!! Dad hasn't seen me car yet. One died on impact which was good, had to hit the other one again twice. Broke his legs. :my: had to use 3 stable weights then get me mate to help push the heavy f#%kers back in!! Stressing hard cause if they float back to the surface im stuffed!!!

[Baritji]

what happens when the cows rot and the water in the dam goes bad?

LMAO!!!!

Drift Camira, your daddys gonna give you a mighty spankin!

[minux]

lmao....*this is banjo country*

[Trewman]

Why dont ya just tell your dad the truth so you don't get in as much shit?

[spice weasel (BAM)]

For christs sake you are giving us Tasmanians a bad name.

Keep your hill billy comments to yourself.

Weirdo

[drift_Camira]

Why dont ya just tell your dad the truth so you don't get in as much shit?

He would be so mad at me fella. The fence was one of the worst things. He went off. He could see someone cut it!! He thinks its the neighbours from down the road. He is talking revenge. He gets mad. Crazy c#$t I tell u mateys.

[vt1538]

You will end up keeping the cows company if the old man found out.

[minux]

*plays some more banjo music*

You realise by sinking the cows the dam water will be contaminated and will kill alot of other animals that drink from it?

[azzfox]

fair enough FELLA.

[drift_Camira]

*plays some more banjo music*

You realise by sinking the cows the dam water will be contaminated and will kill alot of other animals that drink from it?

go easy a bit fella. Im stessing enough as it is and u keep taking the piss of my social status. I can't help where I grew up I am f#%ken proud.

[vy_storm]

Thanks for a laugh on a Tuesday afternoon, has made a few people here in the office crack up as well.

Top stuff, reads like a comedy sketch. No offence intended mate, good luck with sorting it all out

[vt1538]

You can always tell the old man there was a drifter hanging around the paddock & he may have pissed of with them.

[~P*I*M*P_VR~]

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[3.8L of executive power!!]

oh thats classic, im still laughing, poor bloody cows what an undignified death being branded with the words camira, lol

[HoZy]

Smart Move IDIOT! Water will now be contaminated an within a month diseased... You would of been better telling your Dad you hit 2 cows than ****ing it up bad...

Cheers
MaT

[VS Omega]

thats hilarious, the drifting, but bad coz now ur neighboors gonna get revenged up! got any pics of the camira? woulda put the camira with the cows