Ultimate ricer? WARNING: Don't look at this first thing in the morning!

[andy05]

Oh my God, I really dunno what to say about this one. I think it deserves a Rice Award, dont you? http://ruminate.net/pdm/mt/humor/ugly_car.html

[greenfoam]

hahah, the funniest thing of all is that it's probably an over the top stealth cover up and BAMM it runs 10's

[Morton]

choked on my weet bix. thanks andy

[TheKMan]

Haha, I should have taken the advice not to open it first thing in the morning. At least it's given me a good laugh for the day

[fazz1977]

Holy crap on a stick!!!

[Shortstuff]

That's nasty!! The spikes on the front must be to make it more pedestrian friendly. Theres loads more of this sort of thing on the Top Gear site.

http://www.topgear.com/content/timet...ge/pages/0490/

[Mr_Slim]

i know he (he?) would get some good airflow with those two air intakes on the front bumper, but what price do you put on airflow? Looking like a tool obviously...

[1991_Vn2nV]

Ahhh.. only in America... What the hell is wrong with whoever owns that?

[Phoenix21]

um i wounder what he uses it for cleaning the road very scary lol

[PaRaDoX]

any one else notice the stickytaped on intercooler????

lol... its a sticker box, looks like its a ricer on a budget....

[Shounak]

Hahahah that car..

[1vngal]

Oh......My........God.......

What on earth posseses people to do shit like that? If it were mine, I'd be ashamed.

[PaRaDoX]

im ashamed its even exists!!!!!!!!

[HoZy]

why is this shit in the vn sections............

[Stretchomatic]

i nearly cried...that is seriously sad...i mean that poor neon...WHY?!!!!!

[Streetvision]

any one else notice the stickytaped on intercooler????

lol... its a sticker box, looks like its a ricer on a budget....

Budget? jeez, what kind of work would he be in?

Cleaning car windows at a red light?

[nathans1987]

HOT!!
where do i get one?!

that "intercooler" at the front looks like a bee honey frame from a bee hive.

[Patrio7]

love the tack on intercooler that'll be what, -2HP for reduction in airflow?

[tr3nt]

haha yeah.. the first thing I looked at was the intercooler.. big LOL's at that.

[Wombat]

....words fail me......

...that said, I would love it to be a stealth something-or-other...you know, the kind of horrid looking thing that makes you puke, but when you pop the bonnet it turns out to have a full custom 600hp engine with a huge hidden intercooler, a bloody great sparrow-sucker of a turbo, and nitrous which runs a 10...

[commod8]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG. that is seriously a BEAST. stuff an HSV, this thing would absolutely slaughter any HSV!!!!!!!

[CANYONERO]

if that thing could pull 10 mins along the quarter with them "improved aerodynamics" id be shocked. it would probably overheat from lack of air to the radiator from that silvery lookin thing on the bumper... wha? thats an intercooler? yeah i dont think i would be scared pullin up next to it on an electric gopher!

[Matty081]

it seems the owner has taken it upon him self to add all of those fins, wins and spikes to the exterior of the car to reduce the cars relative horse power to bring it back down to safe levels for the road…….which makes it a truly well engineered masterpiece of the road……….haha

[CANYONERO]

it seems the owner has taken it upon him self to add all of those fins, wins and spikes to the exterior of the car to reduce the cars relative horse power to bring it back down to safe levels for the road…….which makes it a truly well engineered masterpiece of the road……….haha

yeah id have to agree. i wanna know where he got the spike from, im need of a hood ornament.

[ucwepn]

That is sooooooo kewl uleh