Parking Ticket or Bird Crap?

[Wingnut0021]

Where i work, the only parks that are availble that are all day are under these scabby trees that are home to a varity of bird life. The only spots without the trees are 2 hour spots and well sometimes i just have to take the risk and park in the 2 hour.

Parking tickets here are 30 bucks, was only 10 a little while ago.

Would you rather risk a ticket or park under the trees.

[hakhawk]

how bout a $30 car cover

chuck it over and the birds will shit on that

[Spaced]

that's a good idea, weigh up is your paint work worth the cost of $30 ticket x how many times you will get one?

[Wingnut0021]

this aint just light droppings mate i mean bloody hail of crap, and leaves and berries and crap too. I wear a suit and tie setup to work and taking the car cover off with prob mess that up and prob put shit in the car too.

[hakhawk]

find another place to park and walk a bit further?

[Wingnut0021]

or i could open a can of wupass on those birds *cough* flamethrower *cough*

[hakhawk]

haha, that too, maybe leave a feed dish on the boot with some "additives"

[calais_304]

take a cat to work with ya and starve him at night, im sure he'll keep himself ammused all day, or you could put bird food down with some poison in it - they'll get the hint sooner or later.
but i know what you mean, i used to have a suit and tie job and no parking spaces, eventually i ended up paying for parking on a monthly basis, it was only $30 and i had a park everyday close to work, and avoided the risk of parking nazi's. but you might not have one of these pay n park places so revert back to the start of my message...kill those phuckers

[Christina]

park under the tree, no point wasting money to park, really... unless you can afford it.

[andyman]

park under the tree, no point wasting money to park, really... unless you can afford it.

bird crap can ruin paint

[GLD-086]

Buy a shitter and drive that to work, so you can leave it under the trees and not worry about bird crap?

[Bax]

Just wash it off when you get home. 8 hours isn't going to hurt anything. Otherwise everyone would be getting some cash back from the council.

[Spike79]

or i could open a can of wupass on those birds *cough* flamethrower *cough*

Oooh! you just gave me an idea for the neighbours bloody cat that keeps jumping up on the roof of my car.

[Patrio7]

need like a 240v feed with a capacitor around the tree, one false step and its pidgion for dunner lmao

tear down the 2hour sign and if they still sticker you for it claim ignorence and ask them for proof that its a 2hours zone.

[sixshooter]

Options

1. buy a crapbox and let it get covered in crap
2. buy a motorcycle and park it anywhere you want
3. catch public transport
4. park elsewhere and walk further
5. find another job that gives you a company car to thrash and get covered in shit