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    Default Another Chip Cooker on Ebay

    Another new chip cooker has turned up on ebay

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/VN-VP-VR-VS-M...QQcmdZViewItem

    he must be good, he can set VR gearshift points by RPM... i always thought they were set by road speed? oh well you learn something new every day

    whats thw bet hes a member on the forums & decided to make some cash from the free knowledge available.lol

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    "Other technical jargon stuff like VE map's etc.."

    sounds great!
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    Volumetric Efficiency = fuel control

    its like these guys that have had the car tuned by someone & now all of a sudden they are tuning experts
    this guy can copy eproms & has some info on how to change certain parameters so he is now a fully fledged tuner.lol

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    scared of a bit of competition Rob? lol
    dun worry, he'll be seen as a bull$#17 artist soon and won't make sales
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    Could spell check his ad too, at least make it look a bit professional
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    why would there be bidding war if he has an endless supply? poor marketing
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    um yeah im petrified.....hehehe
    yes his command of the english language is just brilliant.

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    I just feel sorry for the poor schmuch who buys it then needs his engine rebuilt
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    Dr Bob, I'm 99% sure I know who that is and he's gone quiet all the sudden since that add went up
    And if it is that dude then he can't edit or modify anything at all

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    sad thing is he has already sold a couple unless they were bogus sales to get a bit of feedback

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfoam View Post
    Dr Bob, I'm 99% sure I know who that is and he's gone quiet all the sudden since that add went up
    And if it is that dude then he can't edit or modify anything at all
    At first I thought could be you, then noticed the poor spelling... please don't hurt me
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    I brought one on of his chips and my vp runs fu**en hard now. it would off uped the car by 5-7kws which is normal for a chip.

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    *cough* Ragex *cough*
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoZy View Post
    *cough* Ragex *cough*
    looking at some of that guys posts i wouldnt be surprised

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kano12 View Post
    I brought one on of his chips and my vp runs fu**en hard now. it would off uped the car by 5-7kws which is normal for a chip.
    now thats just pathetic

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *Points towards all Ragex's Posts an shit he's said to a few people in PM's*

    Ragex...... You sad, sad sad man...

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    well if it isnt mr i only have temp bans. how long you intending on staying this time hozy.

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    Hows that pathetic? as if you can get 15-20kw from a chip, that just like you having a girlfriend? it impossable!

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    Wanna know wats pathetic, making multiple accounts on ebay to buy your own goods so u dont have 0 buyer rating, Making multiple accounts on JC so u can defend yourself aswell...

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    Now i know, your Jealous that someone can sell the same chips that you have for half the price.

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    Kano12, its not a good idea to come here starting trouble on your first day. You're skating on thin ice mate. If it is you selling these chips on ebay, fair enough you are entitled to, just as everyone here is entitled to have a laugh at the person selling them. Think of this thread as constructive criticism for your ebay listing, theres already been the suggestion that you might wanna try spellcheck next time.

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    oh, and also there are 3 methods of installing bring it to me and ill do it Gold coast, or ill send you instructions with pictures, or send me your memcal/chip and ill send it back the same day i recive it. its not difficult.
    wonder if hes selling the whole memcal or just the eprom.

    maybe mr kano12 can tell us, what did he send you?

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