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    Default Dear Santa......

    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good girl/boy/revhead all year....
    & For xmas I would like you to bring me.................





    So what did you ask for?? What would you REALLY like?? *waits for crazy insane gift wants* lol




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    my ex-girlfriend to still b alive

    When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
    These are the pale deaths that men miscall their lives
    All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
    Cannot the Kingdom Of Salvation
    Take me home.

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    Well, i would love to have a new M5 bmw in the driveway
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    A new watch,
    A new car,
    A new house on the beach,
    This girl that I like

    Aaannnddd world peace

    But wait... There's more!!


    But that's not all!!!


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    new cars/classic cars
    New house/garage in which to store them
    A tool set like Tim Tams.... One that never runs out... any tool I ever need is just there, & when mates 'borrow' them, & I need them, theres another one

    Im already going to my dads for xmas with all my sisters & brother this year for the first time EVER so thats made my xmas this year!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Torn View Post
    my ex-girlfriend to still b alive
    Shit mate, sorry to hear that.



    As for my christmas wishlist.

    1. V2 Monaro CV8
    2. GEN-TT twin turbo kit....


    That's all santa, thanks in advance

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    A fully restored Karmann Ghia, and a split screen Kombi, and an immaculate white VN SS with a sunroof.

    And that's just for starters. I also need a garage big enough to put them all in
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    Default Xmas wish!

    Dear Santa:

    I learned my lesson last year, so I am not asking much this time around. It seemed last year Rudolph ate something that upset his stomach and gave him diarrhea. He left a memento on my lawn. It killed my grass. The spot still glows on dark nights. Furthermore, the scooter you mistakenly left me, was meant for the Somoans up the street. Not only did they kick my ass, I still cant walk in a straight lines and I can't make left turns. If I have to go left, I have to make a full right circle, and hope I don't end up in the Blue Mountains when I intended to be in Campbelltown.

    So, for heaven's sake don't pass by my house for this season. I suspect someone spiked your eggnog last year, but just pass straight, just in case. I swear to God, if that damn Rudolph crap on my lawn this year....somebody is going to have BBQ venison and you will be smoking a jihad cigar.

    PS: Just remember, I have no problem kicking one of those midgets ass in your workshop.
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    Umm, some more dvd's to add to my collection.
    And could you bring some cool toys for my two little boys please santa old mate?
    Ta.

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    All I want 4 christmas is a good nights unbroken sleep lol, 8hrs would be nice, 10 if your feeling generous. Its been about a year since I have had a decent sleep and I'm really really tired. So santa maybe u could slip my kids a couple of sleeping pills

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    Dear Santa

    All i wan't for christmas is a 5.0L and could you bring some elves with ya to put it in for me that would be much appreciated

    cheers Brenden
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    what do i want for christmas, hmmm, ummm,

    all i want for christmas is to see my daughter wake up on christmas day all smiles, come and wake me up at some ungodly hour cause she's excited and spend the entire day with her. thats all i want
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doubleshadow View Post
    Dear Santa:

    I learned my lesson last year, so I am not asking much this time around. It seemed last year Rudolph ate something that upset his stomach and gave him diarrhea. He left a memento on my lawn. It killed my grass. The spot still glows on dark nights. Furthermore, the scooter you mistakenly left me, was meant for the Somoans up the street. Not only did they kick my ass, I still cant walk in a straight lines and I can't make left turns. If I have to go left, I have to make a full right circle, and hope I don't end up in the Blue Mountains when I intended to be in Campbelltown.

    So, for heaven's sake don't pass by my house for this season. I suspect someone spiked your eggnog last year, but just pass straight, just in case. I swear to God, if that damn Rudolph crap on my lawn this year....somebody is going to have BBQ venison and you will be smoking a jihad cigar.

    PS: Just remember, I have no problem kicking one of those midgets ass in your workshop.
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    All I want 4 christmas is a good nights unbroken sleep lol, 8hrs would be nice, 10 if your feeling generous. Its been about a year since I have had a decent sleep and I'm really really tired. So santa maybe u could slip my kids a couple of sleeping pills
    I heard some chick actually did that, and will be dining with dykes for quite some time
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    30Gb Ipod. I already bought it and gave it to my parents for them to give back to me on Christmas day

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    Well all i would love is for this to be fixed happend last weekend
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    just some cromies for my new ride. they dont have to be big just decent lookin, i will supply new rubber for them if needed

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