Gun Totin' Granny = LOL

[calais_304]

[\QUOTE]MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
unsuspecting ex-cons down, and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent
a week hunting those men down and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the
sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never
rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis
Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened
fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate
Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas'
testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis,
police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but doctor's said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told
reporters.

Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just
happy to be alive after what they've been through. The Rambo Granny
swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself
'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library
worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and
I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when
the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster
recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
sainthood and a medal.[\QUOTE]


LOL LOL LOL good on the granny, it's a hell of a lot more nicer then what i would of done if someone raped my lil sis or gf.

[Trei]

Yep
She should be given a medal. I don't usually agree with taking the law into your own hands, but the fact she got a positive i.d first :P sort of made it ok.

Where's the Cranny Granny ?

[Troy711]

question... where did you find that story?

[Spaced]

mate they got everything that was coming to them. nothing worse than rapist and child molesters.

[Jarrad]

Pure Gold!!!

Go the Granny

[calais_304]

question... where did you find that story?

www.ultimatesportsmen.com/weird/index.html it's about the 20th one down, above arrow in the head

[MikesVT]

Hmm.. the wording makes it all sound a little sus... I doubt its real. Still funny though haha

Edit: then again, if its from a magazine or something... hmm... well if it is true... that just makes it that much funnier lol

[Rufus®]

While it is a funny story, its more than likely an urban legend!

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...e+Search&meta=

[Troy711]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

i knew it was fake, the wording was wrong. no respectable journo would write a story like that

either way.. i laughed

[calais_304]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

i knew it was fake, the wording was wrong. no respectable journo would write a story like that

either way.. i laughed

oh damn, still hope there is a granny out there like that

[STEALTHY™]

better move this to the jokes section then

[padrickz88]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if that was true i would be in on giving her a medal.... she would deserve it... but if its not true then its still pretty funny THAT WOULD HOIT!

[Wombat]

Sorry to burst everyones bubble...but it's an Urban Myth...been out for quite a while...it was written in the USA, as you can tell by the style, where people have relatively easy access to handguns. Also such give-aways such as "wino-infested", and "flophouse" show its American origin.
Snopes.com is a great website to check on if you are suspicious of any too-good-to-be-true "news items" you come across.

Also there is the tiny matter that it would have been national news on all the radio and TV stations if it were in fact to have happened...

[Insane_Metal_Man_666]

Yep
She should be given a medal. I don't usually agree with taking the law into your own hands, but the fact she got a positive i.d first :P sort of made it ok.

Where's the Cranny Granny ?

If That story would be true, That would be awesome that an old granny has gone out and shoot 2 men for doing that. I reckon she should of been rewarded with a medal or something.