I need a good joke to play

[Rufus®]

Alrighty, April 1st is soon approaching, so that will mean the usual jokes being played.

I resigned last week, and April 5th is my last day, so I need to play a good prank on my boss and colleagues before I leave.

I work for a large format printing company, any ideas would greatly appreciated.

Cheers

[Boonz]

got any cement or tiled surfaces at work??? grape juice can be verrrrrry sticky when it dries out

[vlv8vic]

dosent matter that you are leaving you can still get screwed for mucking around in the workplace.

How old are we?

[les82]

put a really big cable tie on there tail shaft, my house mate did to me the other day and scared the crap out of me

[Rufus®]

dosent matter that you are leaving you can still get screwed for mucking around in the workplace.

How old are we?

LOL, yeah I'm not planning on doing anything dangerous/stoopid/spiteful, just something that will give everyone a good laugh.

we are 32!

[VYBec]

K... Something a bit nasty and gross at the same time???? And dont hold this against me people!!!!! Save some prawn bodies and heads.... keep them in a plastic bag for a for a couple days and the juices (really gross) are foul... get a syringe, suck up the foul stuff and insert it into the car window... everytime you wind the window up or down you get a foul whiff of the prawns!! Gross I know.. but it does stump the car owner!!!!

[vlv8vic]

sounds fair then. swap the coffee from the tin to something that looks similar... dunno what.

swap the sugar for salt and see if anyone notices.

little things that wont kill them but will take a while to notice also.

[VNexecutive]

K... Something a bit nasty and gross at the same time???? And dont hold this against me people!!!!! Save some prawn bodies and heads.... keep them in a plastic bag for a for a couple days and the juices (really gross) are foul... get a syringe, suck up the foul stuff and insert it into the car window... everytime you wind the window up or down you get a foul whiff of the prawns!! Gross I know.. but it does stump the car owner!!!!

thats more destructive than anything.. lol!!

grass clippings in the air vents of their cars?

[vlv8vic]

K... Something a bit nasty and gross at the same time???? And dont hold this against me people!!!!! Save some prawn bodies and heads.... keep them in a plastic bag for a for a couple days and the juices (really gross) are foul... get a syringe, suck up the foul stuff and insert it into the car window... everytime you wind the window up or down you get a foul whiff of the prawns!! Gross I know.. but it does stump the car owner!!!!

oh ive heard of that in a divorce case. the guy was smart and when the couple split up he slipped prawns or fish into the curtain rods. his mrs got the house and he got most of the other important stuff. he left her the curtains.
after much rooting around she couldn't find the smell, masked it with something else and put the house on the market. he bought it back cheap and chucked out the curtain rods.
not sure how true the old tale is but funny to think about.

[Rufus®]

Swapping the sugar for salt sounds good. We have an automatic dispencer, so it will not be easily noticed. i work nights, so i can do it before i leave, and it will take them awhile to work who did it.

[The Darkness]

what would that cable tie thing do exactly? theres a way to turn the computer screens sideways. cant remember how but we did it at school and it stumped the it guys for days lol.

[Patrio7]

couple of the old 20c araldited to the ground trick
give them something to pick on the newbs with. :P

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what would that cable tie thing do exactly? theres a way to turn the computer screens sideways. cant remember how but we did it at school and it stumped the it guys for days lol.

the cable tie on a tailshaft? isnt it obvious?
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screens? video card controls, pc specific. switch the mice cables with other machines!

[SthEastCustoms]

one day our boss was in the toilet and one of the blokes sprayed solvents under the door and lit it...heared like the boss had dirorear with the swearing that came out lol

[The Darkness]

the cable tie on a tailshaft? isnt it obvious?
tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak

ahk. thats what i thought. im doing this now

[VYBec]

oh ive heard of that in a divorce case.
not sure how true the old tale is but funny to think about.

Not sure if I've heard of that in a divorce case but funny as all hell!!! Moral of your story... Dont get married!!!!

[CAM05L]

hehe iv'e fallen for the 20c trick when i was apprentice,copped heaps for it!

[crazyspoon05]

Swap the coffee for decaf !!

[Rufus®]

Crap, just realised that April 1st is on a Sunday!! Crap Crap Crap!!!

[AttaBoy]

block the staff toilet with heaps of tissue. wait till someone flush.

[STEALTHY™]

Swap the coffee for decaf !!

better yet, swap the decaf for regular


And swap the regular with Gravox

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Put BiCarb in the powdered milk bit of the dispensor, froths like a bastard. Or swap the sugar for BiCarb. I have also put bubble bath in the toilet cistern so when it flushes it bubbles out the bowl.

[wrx884]

Glad wrap the toilet bowl and take the toilets globe outer the socket or replace with a blown globe

[VNexecutive]

get a block (not pellets) of dry ice an put it in the toilets when you leave work at night, by the morning it should be clear and most of the block should still be in the toilet. then when someone goes to have a wizz on it the white smoke covers everything. so my old chem teacher said lol. dunno if it worked or not.

[fabz]

LMAO the g/f's friend is getting married on April first. I said i was going to play a joke on her but im assuming it wont be a good idea hahah

[Zuicider]

well here is sumthing a navy bloke said he did and its quite humourous. a submariner , when he went into port all these hippies would be cramming around the gates yell ' WE dont want nukes in our port.'
one night he was on duty and got sick of the hippis n green peace people chanting and the aussie sub isnt nuclear power. so he got a pile of those lights that go green when u snap them. he opened them up poured them into a bucket , added water , donned a bio hazard suit and started to approch the gate where the hippies were bunked down.
he was spilling it every where , green glowing stuff in the night has an awesum effect. these hippis started yelling we are gonna die. and ran off screaming and didnt come back. so sumthing like that would scare the **** out of ya mates exspecially if u can get a biohazard sign on the container of green stuff. make sure its leaking and leave it open