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    Default Man forced to marry goat

    I'd put this under the jokes section, but as it isnt a joke, better of in here I think

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/...00/4748292.stm

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    WTF lol...first song that popped into my head was, Beastiality's great mate, Beastiality's great, blow ya load on a toad mate, Beastiality's great. lol friggin sickos
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    didnt actually marry it......just says he had to pay a dowry because he used the goat as his wife.......still quite funny tho

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    sorry man but that aint funny thats just sick (imo)
    back in the day ya woulda got stoned to death for that kinda thing!

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    Thats just plain classy
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    The bloke is not black btw, but a white resident, a rare thing in those parts.

    According to The Australian, he was pissed one night and took fancy to the goat whilst under aforesaid influence of 'liquor' and thats how the 'marriage' came about.
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