Wanted:good comeback line for "Do you know what your doing?"

[gibbo]

It really ****s me at work when some wanker comes in a to get some job done by me and they ask me "do you know what your doing?"
I have been doing my line of work for many years and certainly know what I'm doing
What witty comeback can I use instead of breaking their nose with a head butt to the face?!

[HoZy]

Do you know what your doing?

"No, actually I don't.."

[Trei]

" Yeah, your mother right? "

[gibbo]

Do you know what your doing?

"No, actually I don't.."

Yeah I thought of "No, im just gonna close my eyes and hope for the best"

[gibbo]

" Yeah, your mother right? "

Oh thats good!

[HoZy]

"Tell your mum thanks for the brekfast"

[Troy711]

in an arnie voice

'i have detailed files on human anatomy'

[woteva]

When someone asks you "do you know what your doing", it's best to just say you don't have a clue. It sets their expectations for you lower, and their appreciation for the end product higher.

[gibbo]

When someone asks you "do you know what your doing", it's best to just say you don't have a clue. It sets their expectations for you lower, and their appreciation for the end product higher.

HA HA, this is good

[MaN|aC]

I usually say "if I did know what im doing, I wouldn't be here". Im a pain in the arse at work I often annoy other people by saying is "is it time to go home yet" no matter what time in the day it is.

[Misaprop]

in an arnie voice

'i have detailed files on human anatomy'

GOLD!.....

[Torquative]

"I know what I'm doing, its just your looking at it the wrong way"

[Low_VX_Taxi]

I always go "Yeh course mate im using a doohickey to fix the thingymoboby! Its real technical..."

Love the arnie suggestion!!!!!

[ssmate]

"yer i watched the dvd on "
'insert whatever u do here'
"made easy last night"
"think iv got it pretty much down pat"

[azkwazere]

in a very sarcastic tone of voice:

"oh, i thought geting this job would have given it away, sorry my mistake, guess the person who employed me isnt qualified to check my experperience, im really glad you asked...ill just get my credentials for you..."

aZk.

[14secvp]

"dunno I'll find out when im finished.

[AttaBoy]

Lol... good stuff here people,

I'd say - "No I don't, but I know what I'm going to do to you!"

[brownie82]

Yeah mate thats why im on this side of the counter....

[padrickz88]

"would it be extreme if i said your gf? if so, then nothing"

[MasterOfReality]

Just say back - "Since when are you paid to ask the questions?"

I have used this one to great effect, especially to people who try to be smart and ### me over in front of my boss.

[Sabbath']

"I have a pretty piece of paper which says i can, would you like me to fetch it for you?"

And if they ask to see it, get a piece of paper and write "YES" in big letters across it

[S Pack]

say:

"I do..... do you?"

or

"(pick up a hammer) I do now!!!"

[minux]

Why do you need comebacks? People like assurance, anybody with any customer service skills will simply say "Yes Sir/Ma'am i do, i have had many years experience in my industry" this will set people at ease and alot of people will tell their friends how polite you were, not how rude you were. Having a comeback is the losers way of doing things. As the penguins say "Smile and Wave boys, Smile and wave" this will get you much further then any idiotic comeback to piss off a customer who is paying for your services.

[angelo.vs]

Why do you need comebacks? People like assurance, anybody with any customer service skills will simply say "Yes Sir/Ma'am i do, i have had many years experience in my industry" this will set people at ease and alot of people will tell their friends how polite you were, not how rude you were. Having a comeback is the losers way of doing things. As the penguins say "Smile and Wave boys, Smile and wave" this will get you much further then any idiotic comeback to piss off a customer who is paying for your services.

Wow exactly my thoughts. Whats the point of being a smart ass to customers? No customers, no business. I guess gibbo wont be lasting very long in his current job if he takes some of the advice given here...

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Say "No, but Wikipedia is my home page".