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    Motorist 'fined for small penis road rage'

    bwahahahaha this is funny as, this guy got fined $400 because he got the ****s with some chic giving him the little winkie gesture.
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    what type of car do you think he was driving?
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    Quote Originally Posted by R Photon View Post
    what type of car do you think he was driving?
    VLT ofcourse....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VN_Luke View Post
    lol... you wouldn't let it get to you if it wasn't true, I'm sure
    thats exactly what i was thinken. besides why wld u get ****ed ova hand signals. ppl give u tha finger and carry on with that rot all tha time. unless she stopped and yelled out hey everyone this guys got a small penis then i think he shld jus get ova it. talk about sensitive aye

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    LMAO, funny thing is now the whole of Australia knows this guy has a micro penis
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    yeah lol, if he didnt why would he care, if it were me i woulda just flopped it out the window and go, does this look small to you? its about the size of your leg! because, we all know v8 drivers have incredibly large penis'essssses, its scientifically proven that the capactiy of your engine relates to penis size...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaDoX616 View Post
    yeah lol, if he didnt why would he care, if it were me i woulda just flopped it out the window and go, does this look small to you? its about the size of your leg! because, we all know v8 drivers have incredibly large penis'essssses, its scientifically proven that the capactiy of your engine relates to penis size...
    Inversely relates. If you go by the ads..

    Those riceboys must be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.. Not as big as the riders though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak View Post
    Inversely relates. If you go by the ads..

    Those riceboys must be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.. Not as big as the riders though..

    250cc of pure grunt. You can call me tripod..
    Ok tripod what happened to your left arm to make you a tripod?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak View Post
    Inversely relates. If you go by the ads..

    Those riceboys must be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.. Not as big as the riders though..

    250cc of pure grunt. You can call me tripod..
    but if you've seen the tv add, one guys driving a celica 2200cc, he has a small penis, the other guy has 3000cc in the VL still small penis and the BA XR... well thats just a ford and we know they're all pin dicks

    and people with big blocks need lotsa power and cubic inches to haul their enormus penises around

    and we all know anyone who thinks a FWD 4 cyc with a bodykit attached that is 2x wider than the actual car is a cool car must be seriously lacking male hormones hence have a mangina and more of a lump than a penis, because after all, how can you make sexy time with ladies in the back seat of a ricer? :P you'd have to be a midget

    search up the RTA mock up adds, funny stuff on youtube... heaps of rip offs of that video

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaDoX616 View Post
    but if you've seen the tv add, one guys driving a celica 2200cc, he has a small penis, the other guy has 3000cc in the VL still small penis and the BA XR... well thats just a ford and we know they're all pin dicks

    and people with big blocks need lotsa power and cubic inches to haul their enormus penises around

    and we all know anyone who thinks a FWD 4 cyc with a bodykit attached that is 2x wider than the actual car is a cool car must be seriously lacking male hormones hence have a mangina and more of a lump than a penis, because after all, how can you make sexy time with ladies in the back seat of a ricer? :P you'd have to be a midget

    search up the RTA mock up adds, funny stuff on youtube... heaps of rip offs of that video

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaDoX616 View Post
    yeah lol, if he didnt why would he care, if it were me i woulda just flopped it out the window and go, does this look small to you? its about the size of your leg! because, we all know v8 drivers have incredibly large penis'essssses, its scientifically proven that the capactiy of your engine relates to penis size...
    Does that mean those with a supercharger blow harder? Am I allowed to say that?
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    the fella had a vz ss ute and he was like "fully uleh", i saw it on aca or today tonight one or the other


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter79 View Post
    Does that mean those with a supercharger blow harder? Am I allowed to say that?
    well yeah but considering you blow :P it kidna indicates you spend alot of time on your knee's

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    Quote Originally Posted by NORTI View Post
    *wonders how big her penis is*
    Show me and I'll measure it....in cubic inches? Or is volume measured in cc's now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRaDoX616 View Post
    well yeah but considering you blow :P it kidna indicates you spend alot of time on your knee's
    Hmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter79 View Post
    Hmmm...
    heheheh :P (all ment as a joke of course)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaslyn View Post
    wonder what that says about all us ladies here... hmm
    The faster you drive indicates the size of your uterus....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    The faster you drive indicates the size of your uterus....
    And how are we going to mention that with our fingers/hands???

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