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    Default Great house for sale

    Not sure how long this will last but a classic anyway:

    111 Kirribilli Avenue Kirribilli @ domain.com.au

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    haha that was a good laugh

    * Uses 28 times more water than the average Sydney household – one of few properties that can be credited for creating its own mini-drought

    * Recently received a $386 500 security upgrade that unfortunately doesn’t stop fireball wielding psychos.

    * Price negotiable just like your Work Choices employment contract… NOT.

    * Tried twice before to evict the current tenant and its looking like it’s third time lucky .

    * Trying to save $7500 of tax payer funds for every flight between Canberra and Sydney and another $7500 for a VIP jet to return empty.

    * Dial-up internet access only – ‘broadband is just a fad’ – two hours to download a YouTube clip is not a big ask, is it?

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    its a bit funny but in a way it shows the immaturity of some people


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    Pretty fine i say, need a bit of humour to lighten up the mood. Go Labor haha!.

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