Great house for sale

[sax]

Not sure how long this will last but a classic anyway:

111 Kirribilli Avenue Kirribilli @ domain.com.au

[Anonymous]

haha that was a good laugh

* Uses 28 times more water than the average Sydney household – one of few properties that can be credited for creating its own mini-drought

* Recently received a $386 500 security upgrade that unfortunately doesn’t stop fireball wielding psychos.

* Price negotiable just like your Work Choices employment contract… NOT.

* Tried twice before to evict the current tenant and its looking like it’s third time lucky .

* Trying to save $7500 of tax payer funds for every flight between Canberra and Sydney and another $7500 for a VIP jet to return empty.

* Dial-up internet access only – ‘broadband is just a fad’ – two hours to download a YouTube clip is not a big ask, is it?

(read it yourself for more)

[andyman]

its a bit funny but in a way it shows the immaturity of some people

[Hot-Rod]

Pretty fine i say, need a bit of humour to lighten up the mood. Go Labor haha!.