haha that was a good laugh
* Uses 28 times more water than the average Sydney household – one of few properties that can be credited for creating its own mini-drought
* Recently received a $386 500 security upgrade that unfortunately doesn’t stop fireball wielding psychos.
* Price negotiable just like your Work Choices employment contract… NOT.
* Tried twice before to evict the current tenant and its looking like it’s third time lucky .
* Trying to save $7500 of tax payer funds for every flight between Canberra and Sydney and another $7500 for a VIP jet to return empty.
* Dial-up internet access only – ‘broadband is just a fad’ – two hours to download a YouTube clip is not a big ask, is it?
(read it yourself for more)