Cruddy Lancers

[jessedevery]

nearly every mornin i drive somewhere i always see some stupid driver and from my best statistical analysis the worst hoon/driver/tossers drive lancers....now im not sayin every1 who drives lancers are in this catergory (if you had it bestowed upon you, or you just drive it normally) but i HATE people in ****ty red 90's lancers who think they top ****, with there 15s and doof doof, so many incidents ive seen involve lancers... and the red ones omg....so bad, i saw one with a huge bonnet scoop and bonnet vents, giant body kit, GT wing, looked absolutely aweful, and hes hoonin round in it,....and this other guy in another red lancer doesnt stop at a stop sign in a shopping centre carpark, gets ****ed when i dont give way to him (lol a stop sign becomes a giveway sign IDIOT!!!) says "f'n idiot" to me, im sick of it happenin at this carpark intersection) so i follow him (oh btw im on my motorbike which was destroyed by a pedestrian a few weeks later)) he stops gets out a metal pipe so i gun it trys to hit me in the head at 45 with pip,e gets in his car and chases me, overtakes cars in single lanes through bike lane....which i used to evade, eventually he plays chicken with me in a dead end street..i evade nearly crash a good 4 times........i found out where he lives..

anyway point being red lancers are indeed aweful


oh and just last week at lights with a mate and my mum lol, i had a little chuckle at this lancer we pulled up next to, he heard me an started havin a whinge, he got out the car sayin "oo they want some" etc, his mates eggin him on, i looked at him, my mate looked at himl, (we both hairly faced tough lookin type (albiet the complete opposite to what he are) he ( p plater) ****s himself jumps back in the car puts the window up trys to boot it from the lights and stalls it LOL meanwhile my mum has no idea about anything,


awwww lancers so funny, i actually tried to race a 3cyl charade against a lancer. lancer piddled past it, barely.


no more commo for me for a while, so i got a bit of time to think bout which one to buy.....saw a vc with burgandy over silver with what sounded like a stroker, when the secondaries opened it was heaven.

[Emackulation]

Lol, nice rant. I dunno where you live but it sounds like a ****hole full of wankers. Whats wrong with giggleing at a girly car? I mean is that a crime? And the idiots hoping out with a pipe, grow some balls and fight like a man, in a manly situation. You shoudnt have run like that from them either, you couda ended up in the hospital along with other people, dangerous, just go to your nearest polish station and idle past slowly, It will stop them.

[dufus]

People that do things like that are total wankers.

[jessedevery]

On the Gold Coast, heaps of nis'moans' around as well...they seam to respect there cars so i dont mind most of them, but theres lancers seam to be driven/occupied by the same teenage wankas, cus the lancers sorta look a bit sporty kinda, so they have the attitude, fact is most beaten up dingas will flog dem lancers.

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

The thing is, it's not just isolated to Lancer drivers, it's not the car that makes an idiot, but the idiot in the car.

[jessedevery]

The thing is, it's not just isolated to Lancer drivers, it's not the car that makes an idiot, but the idiot in the car.

but i would imagine a normal person could get an attitude by driving the cruddy box, people who buy lancers for there "cred" lol obviously know **** all bout automobiles ha, and think they cool with the exhausts on em, they sound like 150cc 2 stroke with a cold,

wot r they 1.5? 1.6, 1.8....newer ones 2.4 with 25% more power oooooo so theyd now be like 50fwkw i hate them so much

im just gona say it "if you try to make a lancer go faster you suck!"

my bad just hate seein lancers flyin off like its a race car.

[minux]

I see just as many of these people in SS's, XR8's as i do in **** ant **** boxes. The worse are Turbo XR6 drivers....

[jessedevery]

yeh i agree, but im saying lancer drivers are by far the Worst, taking into account their actions AND the car they driving

[jessedevery]

Lol, nice rant. I dunno where you live but it sounds like a ****hole full of wankers. Whats wrong with giggleing at a girly car? I mean is that a crime? And the idiots hoping out with a pipe, grow some balls and fight like a man, in a manly situation. You shoudnt have run like that from them either, you couda ended up in the hospital along with other people, dangerous, just go to your nearest polish station and idle past slowly, It will stop them.

i opted for not takin a blow to my helmet (all though it would have protected me from a head shot) truth is once he started chasin me i knew he wouldnt catch me, 250 kawasaki vs cruddy lancer, so i had a bit of fun......just ended up a little dangerous....he looked like a speed freak who couldnt get on..

[cruzncommo]

i opted for not takin a blow to my helmet (all though it would have protected me from a head shot) truth is once he started chasin me i knew he wouldnt catch me, 250 kawasaki vs cruddy lancer, so i had a bit of fun......just ended up a little dangerous....he looked like a speed freak who couldnt get on..

Just carry a small bar on your bike or something, i always keep something on me, just incase something happens lol

[Cobez]

Lancers are sweet rides.






















Bahahahahahaha, what a load of crap. Sorry

[Shounak]

I always see Lancer drivers dumping the clutch at green lights. I guess taking off fast is about all a stock Lancer with wanky bits can do anyway.

I also noticed a whole heap of Lancer drivers actually wanted to drag me at the lights when I had my motorbike. Why the hell would you even bother trying to race a sportsbike, unless you could keep up?

It's more about the driver than the car though.

[Evolution_Ends_Here]

lancers are goood cars but if do stupid things in them thats when people start hating them,

[calais_304]

lol i had words to a red lancer driver with kit at chermside, was walking across the zebra crossing outside gilhoolies anyway this twit come round the corner at speed and hit his breaks...i give him a look of you wanker and then he tries to nudge me! this weedly little turd in a singlet that looked like he ripped it off his sisters barby said some nice words and kept going, so dissapointed i didn't rip the little **** out

[jet_pilot]

lmao yeah have same problem except it's even with guy's in excel's there's one nob that has a metallic factory pink excel with a cannon and removed the cap's so it has just black steelies! he drives around revvin it out in first everywhere with the radio cranked through stock speaker's he abuses everyone
the dumb s**t has benn bashed many times and constantly has the crap beaten out of his car (ive only dragged him out once....and also kicked in his door another time)

[scrabet]

haha yeh know what you meen lol theris a few hooning around rosebud at least they give you sumthing to laugh at when they put their foot down sounding like crap im not much of a fan of them its funny when they try draging cars and take off from the lights

[ssmate]

its even funnier when u see these lil lancer crap boxes with a sticker on the back saying
"Caution Vehicle Frequently Sideways"
hahah who are they kiddin??

[vlv8vic]

My mum had a red lancer with a kit. Now she has a yellow one with a kit. Young heroes hate it because it puts them in the old lady category.

Everyone has their pet hates though. Yours is lancer drivers, mine is dumb people.

[AttaBoy]

Lancer is a girls car. Dunno why I see guys driving them. Must be homo.

[jet_pilot]

yerp and excel driver's are tranny's

[VLDavo]

meh ive seen around the same amount of wankers in commdores as i have lancers..

it all comes down to the person not the car

[AttaBoy]

meh ive seen around the same amount of wankers in commdores as i have lancers..

it all comes down to the person not the car

So again the person who is a guy driving a lancer is a homo.

[Cobez]

I always see Lancer drivers dumping the clutch at green lights. I guess taking off fast is about all a stock Lancer with wanky bits can do anyway.

I also noticed a whole heap of Lancer drivers actually wanted to drag me at the lights when I had my motorbike. Why the hell would you even bother trying to race a sportsbike, unless you could keep up?

It's more about the driver than the car though.

Why would anyone in any car try and drag a decent road bike. I do mean like a GSXR or a CBR or something. A damn decent amount of horsepower on such a tiny light vehicle? Unless your driving something lightweight with 500+ HP, i'd never bother trying to drag a decent roadbike. No competition there.

[Cobez]

Lancer is a girls car. Dunno why I see guys driving them. Must be homo.

A bloke at work drives a silver lancer. He is 31, married to a woman, yet he listens to pink and the pussycat dolls, cracks wanker lame jokes, is best mates with all the girls in customer service, and he does invoicing and filing.


I think what i just posted is rather fitting to what you posted.

[jet_pilot]

i know a guy with a rice lancer that listen's to eminem and is a checkout chick at work i think that fit's in there as well
(im a shelf stacker on nightfill more blokey lol)