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    Default Car For Sale Ads - Be Careful How You Word Them

    I'm in the market at the moment to replace my run down old Verada that's just gone to an E-Bay buyer for $300.

    I came across this one but beyond the fact it needs RWC etc, it's a bit too demanding on what I can give it.

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    MAKE Ford
    MODEL Falcon EL
    BODY sedan
    YEAR 1998
    ODOMETER 887000

    Ford Falcon EL 1998 RWD Yellow, sedan automatic, 887000kms, Needs a head job, Rego and RWC or Good for Parts Engine 6FPAAAJGSWWJ41551 GC $600

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    You'll still have to pay for the "Head work" so not a good buy at all.
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    jesus christ, must of been a ex cab to clock that many k's in 10yrs! (re-looking at the discrip. its yellow, lol, definately a ex cab)
    lol@ "needs a head job" ....dont we all.
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    "Needs a head job"

    Should reply to him and let him know that the line starts behind me
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    I actually did that in a classified paper by mistake. Those in WA would know the Quokka... oh gosh the mistakes that used to pop up from that! Most of them it was me who typed them up... Ooops.

    There was once a Personal add, and by mistake i wrote "Seeking 10 year old" rather than 20 year old...that DID NOT go down well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie View Post
    There was once a Personal add, and by mistake i wrote "Seeking 10 year old" rather than 20 year old...that DID NOT go down well.

    Now that would be fun to try to explain to the boss and the poor person that would have got a fair few nasty phone calls
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    IF only the head job came for free it would be a good turn on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m62vpute View Post
    "Needs a head job"

    Should reply to him and let him know that the line starts behind me




    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Brilliant call!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick_Get_Away View Post
    IF only the head job came for free it would be a good turn on.
    And if it was from an attractive female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goVZ View Post
    And if it was from an attractive female.
    I'd place a bond fast.
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