favourite quotes

[System]

ok crew pretty much ur fav quotes or phrases:

mine are:

"if emo's are non conformist... why do they all look the same?"

and, "dam right i'm good in bed- i can sleep for days" my personal favourite lol

[Julie]

"If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I'd fart"

[m62vpute]

Im not Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bed Rock

[Kikki]

"As a mother of 2 sons I now understand why some species eat their young"

[Full Spectrum]

"I'm disgusting?, Your mother didn't think so last night".

"He who fears death by a thousand cuts, Dare unhorse the Emperor "

"They say you are what you eat, So by the morning i plan to be you" (The Wog boy)

[Spaced]

Kelly Bundy, "The only thing that's sure is death and texas"

Murphy's Law "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong" and "Friendly fire aint"

[VLDavo]

I'm RICK JAMES BTCH!!!!!!!

[nicko]

My high school quote in the year book;

"Never forget that stuff the guy told us about the thing"

sums up highschool perfectly

[CSP]

"going to church makes you no more christian than standing in a garage makes you a car"

[Stan003]

"Its only illegal if u get caught"

[jetspin_vn]

hehe rick james.

"I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN!!"

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

From Weeds,

"Don't ask me, I'm ****ed up on corn bread"

"When does CPR become necrophylia?"

[Chirpstr]

necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one

[Sami]

From family guy...

"Sorry Meg, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first."

and

"Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown up time and I'm the man."

[Spaced]

From family guy...

"Sorry Meg, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first."

and

"Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown up time and I'm the man."

Quagmire: "Eighteen yet Meg?" *drinks beer*
Meg: No
Quagmire: "Hey Chris how's it going?" *walks off*

[Ripcell]

Quagmire: "Eighteen yet Meg?" *drinks beer*
Meg: No
Quagmire: "Hey Chris how's it going?" *walks off*

"and even worse, heres the condom i said i put on, arent i just the worst"

[Low_VX_Taxi]

"twins basil....TWINS!!!!!!"

and

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" The Usual Suspects

[Ripcell]

"i got 5 terrorists going south east on farkadarkalarka st" - team america

"YOUR GOING TO DIE CLOWN" - happy gilmore

[Torquen]

"you look like a bunch of retards trying to **** a doorknob"

[CSP]

"i got 5 terrorists going south east on farkadarkalarka st" - team america

"YOUR GOING TO DIE CLOWN" - happy gilmore

It's actually "Buckaluckaderka Street"

[lgnd3800]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' ". -Homer Simpson

[Chirpstr]

when i die bury me and hang my balls from the cherry tree, when their ripe just give them a bite, if u vomit all night then don't blame me

[TheForgotten]

"when the clutch drops the bull$#!7 stops"
"you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"
and the classic "define irony. bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"
god there's heaps

[nicko]

" you couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dead dogs a*rse"

[Chirpstr]

"On to it like a rat up a drain pipe"
"Out there like flies on a turd"