Weirdest Text msg

[lgnd3800]

hey guys its 1.33am and i was nearly asleep when i got a msg from a mate saying
"i told you that taking 3 Viagra Pills at once was a bad idea.. But no, you didnt listen"

Just wondering what are some weird or random text msgs have u got

[CHEETR]

i had one about a year ago, went something like

" hun im sorry didnt mean to hit you, im a bastard , dont go back to your mums, ill do anything to have you back"

so i wrote back, "**** you , your a prick, i'm seeing someone else, ive been doin it behind your back for months"

[bezz]

hahahah nice...

i once got a message from a girl i knew telling me she had just lost her virginity to a petrol station attendant, but wished it was some finnish guy she'd met instead. Worst message ever for her to send to the wrong number!

[Kikki]

I have only sent them.... Wont go into what it said but it was meant for my hubby and ended up being sent to my father.

[fabz]

LMAO i got one from my mates mum about how great i was and happy i was in church with her. So i wrote back : This is god and my txt msg inbox is full. It was meant for her now husband and she didnt see the funny side of my reply.

[Bax]

Looking through what I sent on Friday night, I sent some random number "Easy Socks" I think it was meant to say Eddy Rocks - and the person that was meant to get it would have understood.

I've sent ones before paying people out, and sent it to them by mistake.

[bangers]

mine was a phone call. some chick rang me on my mobile while i was at work. she didn't give her name but abused me cos i didn't recognise her voice. she went on to say i should know who she is seeing as i 'supposedly' slept with her. then went on to say that she was pregnant with my baby and how she was keeping it. I still to this day don't know who she was and if it was my kid or if she had the wrong number. F*ck I hope she had the wrong number.

[spauldj308]

I got one from an ex that she meant to send to the guy she was going behind my back with...

[stocky]

I got one from an ex that she meant to send to the guy she was going behind my back with...

did you kick her in the face? chuck norris style? or was she already an ex

[spauldj308]

did you kick her in the face? chuck norris style? or was she already an ex

She was after that! Nope, I went hope and chopped wood...really, really hard...to relieve my frustrations.

[levymetal]

my girlfriend always calls me instead of her friend because we almost have the same number and she rings off her house phone so she dials it in... she's like "oh.. um.. hi.. yeah i didn't mean to call you.. talk to you later"

[jet_pilot]

mine was a phone call. some chick rang me on my mobile while i was at work. she didn't give her name but abused me cos i didn't recognise her voice. she went on to say i should know who she is seeing as i 'supposedly' slept with her. then went on to say that she was pregnant with my baby and how she was keeping it. I still to this day don't know who she was and if it was my kid or if she had the wrong number. F*ck I hope she had the wrong number.

i got the same call from an ex but the funny thing was that i never slept with her lmao
another ex rang me 9 months after we broke up and asked me if i wanted to see my daughter i freaked as i was only 14! turns out she was lying and never got prego

[V-ahhh]

mine was a phone call. some chick rang me on my mobile while i was at work. she didn't give her name but abused me cos i didn't recognise her voice. she went on to say i should know who she is seeing as i 'supposedly' slept with her. then went on to say that she was pregnant with my baby and how she was keeping it. I still to this day don't know who she was and if it was my kid or if she had the wrong number. F*ck I hope she had the wrong number.

i got prank recorded message on my phone that i use on my mates, its a chick saying pretty much exactly that lol

[lgnd3800]

can u send it to my phone ???^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[albert5268]

ive gotten so many, country kids get bored

These usually on a sat or sunday morning after a night on the ****
"i can't find my elbow"
"my liver wants a divorce"
"apparently i tried to do some preventative maintenance on the spa bath motor last night, olive oil isn't the best lubricant for spa baths"
"my torch hurts" (was from my bro the night after we had a fight and i ended up smashing his torch into about 100 pieces)
"its okay dad i'm a superhero" (sent this one to my dad after he found out i thought it would be funny to create a floor made entirely of doritos in my bros bedroom.)
"dude this is an emergency what was that blonde chick's name from last night thats laying naked next to me right now???"

[lgnd3800]

ive gotten so many, country kids get bored

These usually on a sat or sunday morning after a night on the ****
"i can't find my elbow"
"my liver wants a divorce"
"apparently i tried to do some preventative maintenance on the spa bath motor last night, olive oil isn't the best lubricant for spa baths"
"my torch hurts" (was from my bro the night after we had a fight and i ended up smashing his torch into about 100 pieces)
"its okay dad i'm a superhero" (sent this one to my dad after he found out i thought it would be funny to create a floor made entirely of doritos in my bros bedroom.)
"dude this is an emergency what was that blonde chick's name from last night thats laying naked next to me right now???"

ahh that ones awsome

[Void]

I got one form my mates
" A car has 4 wheels. So minus 3 of them and what do you have"
I got this the morning after a heavy night on the grog and was sleeping at a m8's house. Took me 30mins to work out wtf they were on about till i took a peek out the window. The ****ers had stolen a wheel off my car.
To this day they still dont remeber what they did with it.

[calais_304]

"dude this is an emergency what was that blonde chick's name from last night thats laying naked next to me right now???"

bWAHAHAHA pure gold right there...wold have given him her best friends name just to cause **** lol

[scrabet]

i got a msg from my old girlfriend that was supose to go to this guy that she was cheeting with on me this was all after we got backl together and sorted evrythink out

[albert5268]

bWAHAHAHA pure gold right there...wold have given him her best friends name just to cause **** lol

Lol now you tell me... her sister/mum's name woulda been gold too

[crazywog]

ROFL @ CHEETR gold!!!

[wrx884]

hahaha i got a text that wasnt ment 4 me but was ment 4 some dude called adam ( i musta been next on her phone list) neways went somthing like "i hope u enjoyed last nite i sure did tho monicas smiling and laughin at me she says i can get pregs givin head :O plz tell me shes wrong my mum would kill me"

hahah I couldnt resist and had 2 text back "yes u can.... y? did u actually swallow it? u were supposed 2 spit it out" hahaha got a few stressed out texts after that haha made my day and all the work fellas haha

[lgnd3800]

^^^^^ hahah some chicks are dumb(no im not been sexist)

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

Got a cool txt today actually...

' I was writing my last will and testament last night when a mate popped around. Feeling a bit morbid i said to him.. i dont wanna live if im incoherent, hooked up to a machine and living through a bottle.
The bastard through all my beer in the bin and turned my computer off.'

[LUMPY 8]

i got a call from a local number here in victor nd they asked me if i wanted 2 go 4 a cruise, i said no cause i didnt kno who it was nd later i found out it was the ppl that organise the dolphin charter nd they were offering me a free cruise DAMMIT!

nd i got a disturbin msg from my mum (guessing it was 4 my dad) sayin i cant wait 4 2nite i will wear my sexy underwear nd shes all shaven 4 u aswell.
I ended up stayin at a friends ova nite. I dont kno if it was by accedent or she sent it 2 get me out the house