Worst Nicknames!

[Torquen]

Just wondering has anyone been dubed with an awfull (or good) nickname by any of there mates at sum point in time, and if its stuck.
my usall nick name is "Shakers" (my last names shakespeare) self explanetry but recently i wore these sunnies that have a close resemblence to the infamous corey delainy sunnies (not yellow but similar style) and i have red hair also so i have been ear marked "Corey" or "CD" by my entire cricket club.
anyone with a worse one...(if its possible).

[Grennan]

I used to be called GBanger throughout highschool. It often got me in some hot water with girls. Nothings worse than chatting to a girl at a party then you hear your best mate yell out "OI GBANGER!" then you get the whole "Why do they call you Gbanger?" We came up with some interesting stories though, despite the pretty bland origin.

[azkwazere]

String bean... im quite tall(6ft5) and thin so it stuck...

aZk.

[lgnd3800]

adz
fluff puppy
gay c\/nt
****face

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

Ive got a mate we nicknamed smoo, bout 9-10 years ago now. Cos hes such a smooth c#nt. Stuck with him for 10 years lol.

[LUMPY 8]

i got budda well do i hav2 explain nd then it involved into buddaboy, or buddaboy1990

[Kikki]

My mate calls me Crusty Tits NO idea why the tits bit but yeah Crusty/Christie, I also get Monster from my dad, Appo or Porky Jnr from my dad's mates, my sisters call me bub coz I'm the youngest, hubby calls me Baby Poo's and a few others call me Hooters.... ALL of them except Monster I HATE.

[miss_vx]

my niece started calling me uncle boz for some reason lol don't ask me how that came about.. It was pretty cute though

[jet_pilot]

whore man i costa a dollar (my name is last name is amendola and i was a bit of a slut in highschool)
silky sperm worm
sprog dog
rocket
wanker.....and every other swear word known

[bangers]

my mates last name is strappazon......... you work it out!

I had the nickname Pearl for a while cos I gave a girl a pearl necklace *cough*.

[Kikki]

Oh Ewwww ok lets just give the names not WHY *hides*

[Wagon_Wheel]

At school i used to get bucket man, few years after that i was sorta guff or guffman, now im half between guff and wookie/chewie.
Most ppl just call me by my name though, i dont really mind though

[Spaced]

My sister was dating this tool, he threw up in a bucket after coming home ****ed one night so he was forever known as "Buckets".

Haha he was a wanker so he deserved it.

[tonza]

tonza - becaouse my mate at school randomly called me it.

tonzilla - same mate, while pinging hardcore, called me it

mango - cos my last names 'bowen' and in the paper on sunday they were referring to matty bowen of the cowboys as mango, so my gf calls me this

big red - the tradie im working with at work called me this because i apparently have red hair

not bad ones, yes

[MasterOfReality]

My mate's brother's name is Zane.

Nickname - Zanal Passage.

[calais_304]

lol good thread, not one of mine but a mate copped this for years...bog sprog..his old man one time we were all on the **** got the ****s with him and informed us all he done his mum in the bum and he was born

mine for some reason is tony yao wuldn't have a friggin clue what it means

[Evolution_Ends_Here]

high school mates called Birdman

[hsvpunk]

at school it was church rat, (surname is church). churchy, arsehair, fanny bandet, doodle, c.ock skid marx.... marcie marc.

[VLDavo]

lol i was known as george at one stage dunno why considering my name was dave


lol one of my mates had it hard at school he used to be known as goldie locks.. or curly sue coz he had bright blonde curly hair

[bangers]

I also had the nickname Red Neck in school cos when i got embarrassed my neck would go red.

Also Chaffe cos on a school hike around Mt Kosciusco i got chaffing on my thighs and had to walk 25kms in my underpants. Not my finest hour i can tell you. But got ladies attention!!!!

[Torquen]

I also had the nickname Red Neck in school cos when i got embarrassed my neck would go red.

Also Chaffe cos on a school hike around Mt Kosciusco i got chaffing on my thighs and had to walk 25kms in my underpants. Not my finest hour i can tell you. But got ladies attention!!!!

hahahaha thats gold!
one of the guys i play cricket with is nicknamed "rehab"... saterday nights are allways amusing with him.

[BANKS]

I got the nickname custard (yes the wiggly cream stuff) because it was the first thing that came to the bosses head when someone asked what my nickname should be... ****ing hated him for it…

Right now I’m called BANKS, after the rapper Lloyd Banks from 50 cents crew. Never heard or want to hear his music but my mates started calling me it and it stuck

[Torquen]

y they call u it??

[JD]

I get called " Papa Smurf " by my mates for two reasons:

1. At 164cm i aint the tallest person around.

2. I am the oldest ( and only 20! )

[JBDrifter]

My name is Shannon (I'm a guy) and I get called Shaz, Shan, Sharon and so on... and I've got a naturally big build and recently been working out at the gym so I've been getting a bit of Big Man, Big Guy, The Tank and so on... nothing too exciting or funny like Pearl. LoL love it.