Drunken Accidents

[lgnd3800]

hey guys just went out for a few drinks tonite and we stopped on the side of the road to have a wizz and on the way back into the back my mate took off and ran over my mates foot, mind you he cant feel it yet,
but just wondering whats happened to you when youve been drinking

[TheForgotten]

before the boss and I got together, I drunkenly told her I liked her. now look where I am.....

[calais_304]

before the boss and I got together, I drunkenly told her I liked her. now look where I am.....

LOL been there and still am lol.

im pretty good and only end up with the usuall scruffy hair few bruises and scratches
a mate broke his colar bone trying to tackle a big red post box in the city one night...don't think he realised it was actually cemented into the footpath lol...bloody good tackle though

[drewins]

I fell off a advertising tower last weekend and cut my toe open pretty good.

Jumped the fence to the local pool one night and two of my mates were jumping off of the shadecloth over the shallow end. One of them broke his nose and the other his arm. On the same night. I wasn't stupid enough to jump off.

[Philthy]

haha, I tried to do a backflip around the rail at the top of the stairs at parliament station in melbourne.
Split my head open on the way around then ended up in a pile at the bottom covered in cuts and bruises.
I'll post up others as I think of them

[mischa]

Ive been on the roof of my mates house and broken one of his tiles... on the same night i went simming in his pool and didnt realise my undies were see thru...

[Godsmack]

Ive been on the roof of my mates house and broken one of his tiles... on the same night i went simming in his pool and didnt realise my undies were see thru...

U were wearing undies..?? WTF.. Skinny dipping FTMFW!!

[CSP]

i went simming in his pool and didnt realise my undies were see thru...

Nothing to be embarrased about here if that happened to me... It's why I also laugh when people wave their pinky at me. Only people that would be embarrased about it would be ones that truely are compensating for something

U were wearing undies..?? WTF.. Skinny dipping FTMFW!!

**** YEAH!!! Even if I am a bit fat at the moment... Damn the combination of getting out of the military, getting back into IT and being lazy! lol

[ProphetVX]

I tried to slide down the massive handrail (goes for about 30m) on an escalator at central station after a big night on the turps. Lost balance after about 5m or so fell into the middle and had to go through about 30 or so "bumps" in the middle section that are there to discourage idiots like me attempting it.

Shattered 2 bones in my wrist as a result.

[Spaced]

I usually keep my mates out of trouble. When I lived in Sydney woke up after a bender with a bruise on my shoulder. Seems I was tackling wheelie bins on the way home.

[VL_5SPEED]

Riding motocross bikes in the bush as hard and fast as we can and coming off and injurying our selves pretty badly.... Riding motocross bikes at the middle of the night in the bush when camping, coming off everywhere you go.

[coolvxss]

Here are my toes after my drunking stack. Me and a mate put a motor on a pushbike. Had a few to many, i was riding at about 40kmph when i hit a large rock about 1ft high. handle bars collapsed but i didnt fall off, i just fell forward and draged my feet along the road at 40kmph for about 50metres.

Would have been fine if i was wearing shoes but you dont think about that when your drunk haha. Ripped half my nails off too. Funny thing was i didnt think it was too bad so i put some socks and shoes on, and went to club for the night.

Was a different story next day when socks were stuck to feet and the nurse had to scrub the sores clean before wrapping them up. Had to get them re-dressed every couple days for few weeks. The important thing is i have learnt from my mistakes.

[lgnd3800]

^^^ oh jesus i nearly vommited

[cracker]

not sure what i did last saturday night but my left leg is all numb like where my ham string is

[VL_5SPEED]

haha thats seedy you can see pus.

[Kikki]

I guess pole dancing in public and flashing isnt classed as a accident... Although i never know i do it unless some1 tells me the next day lol. Other than that i hav only fallen off a stage in a club.

[coolvxss]

I guess pole dancing in public and flashing isnt classed as a accident... Although i never know i do it unless some1 tells me the next day lol. Other than that i hav only fallen off a stage in a club.

Yeah everyone is suprised if my clothes stay on the whole night haha

[Sabby]

lol i have a few
1 ran onto an electric fence that i thought was a normal one, it was funnyt at the time
2 threw a dirt rock in the air, got caught on a gutter, forgot about it being stuck there, walked forward and knocked me out. heres a nice pic. it looks fake but i have more to back it up. but there more bloody

[LUMPY 8]

i went skinny dipin in my neighbours pond, mind u it was no bigger that ur common kitchen sink
nd i ran thru our glass slidding door nd all i got was a bruise on my shoulder

[Victimiza]

backflips off sandunes and hills, generally landing on my head, climbing onto the next door neighbours balcony, pretending to drown at the beach/in the pool, my shirt usually comes off, handstands on kiddies playground equipment, wrestling (chipped both teeth either side of main front teeth in the same spot, different occasions, LOL)

[Astranomical]

Last year, this one time when I was very drunk, I ended up dancing on a bar. Anyway, I'm not going to go into details, but lets just say that my clothes ended up coming off by accident, and for a little I was bareass nekkid in front of everyone! Oops

Then there was the time I ran into a brick wall at high speed, whoops.

[System]

Last year, this one time when I was very drunk, I ended up dancing on a bar. Anyway, I'm not going to go into details, but lets just say that my clothes ended up coming off by accident, and for a little I was bareass nekkid in front of everyone! Oops

Then there was the time I ran into a brick wall at high speed, whoops.

lol nice, dont worry we all do stuff like that. One of my m8's and i were trekkin around the town- ****ed of course, so he decides to do a flip over thoes blue metal pole things about as high as ur hip- i said dont ull get hurt- which he did, he landed head first and was laying there yelling "officer down! officer down!" then suddenly a cop car rocked up (good timing), and my m8 suddenly looked up and said "sh** cops!" and ran a million miles an hour lol, dont worry all was cool, and we eventually found him hiding in the bushes inside a round-about.... 'sigh' lol

[eurekamad94]

not drunk but at the bowl last friday night a 13 year old had a ciggy wilst sitting in the bowl then went for a run on his board went up the vert wall ( around 5 meters high ) and tried a vert plant came off the back of the wall and this dudes bike was laying on the ground the kid face planted the concrete and landed on the the bike there was blood every where he was knocked out cold the dudes sitting in the big bowl smoking um i better not say lol ran like girls it was some scary sh!t though

[VTPREDATOR]

not drunk but at the bowl last friday night a 13 year old had a ciggy wilst sitting in the bowl then went for a run on his board went up the vert wall ( around 5 meters high ) and tried a vert plant came off the back of the wall and this dudes bike was laying on the ground the kid face planted the concrete and landed on the the bike there was blood every where he was knocked out cold the dudes sitting in the big bowl smoking um i better not say lol ran like girls it was some scary sh!t though

reminds me of when i thort i was a kool skater/bike kid. poppin tricks all day and **** and i dunno wat happened but on my bmx i faceplanted the concrete and smashed my nose and knocked me 2 front teeth out. kool thing was, no one ran.... they were all glad to help/save me/my teeth.

[eurekamad94]

i was a drunken accident lol