******** drivers

[Burgess]

G'day guys, I just want too share my little story with you all regarding ******** drivers and ********s in general.

Well...today at 5am I left to go to work, I got to the end of my street, which is literally 50 meters from my house.

Now here is the part regarding ******** drivers. As I turned to come out of my street this bloke was flying(almost literally haha) around the corner, now the roads were wet and his car failed to grip and started sliding.

I seen it coming and took advasive action haha, and I had no option but to accelerate and try to get away from him, if I had of stoped I was a gonner for sure. But it was already to late and the side of his car slamed into mine, sending it sliding of the road into a BIG tree. By this time the whole front right quater and my door were completley smashed and inbetween the left hand passenger doors was all twisted also from the tree.

About 5 seconds after all this I recolected my self and got out of the car, to see the damge to my car and to see if the other bloke was alright.

Here is the part about ********s in general, after Igot out he was already speeding away, I didn't even get time to see is number plate.

Now what ****es me off about all this is the fact he didn't even stay, and I really can't understand why he didn't cause his car couldn't have been that damaged cause mine won't even start haha. But non the less now im stuck with the bill and even tho I have insurance Istill have to pay a $1500 excess and being that I am only a first year apprentice, and only get $250 a week tis is going to take me a fair while to save for, I would have been happyer if it was riden off then it would be worth it cause I am still going to have to wait for it to get fixed.

And i just had to buy a new engine for it which cost me $1300, so I am having some pretty bad luck.

Has anyone else got a ******** driver storys like mine haha, cheers boys.

[Kikki]

cheers boys.

What a prick! How can people be so shallow to not stop and fess up to their actions, asshole. Good Luck with the repairs!

[Emackulation]

Wholey crap, if you see the same model with bad pannel damage again then track him down and get his plate.

[Burgess]

Yeah I know he is obviously a pussy, thinks he cool doing slides but can't even fess.

But It does look bad on me tho, cause I am a red "p" plate driver and everyone knows about our steryotype haha.

But yeah hopefully the repairs come quick, but my nan has offered to lend me some money to get a new car so I was thinking something like a black vy berlina hahahahahahahahaha.

[Kikki]

Ok well my winge sint really too bad but still it ****es me off.

The other day when leaving my hubbys work I came to a T intersection of which you cannot turn right out of, and those coming from the main road cannot turn into from either way (one way) and this big van, coming from my right on the main road stopped dead and waited for me to go so he could make an illegal turn, i refused. He had a truck and a couple of cars coming behind him, so if i had of come out and got cleaned up I would have been done for failing to give way, he was rude, I could see him mumbeling profanities at me as he drove off and was forced to go the correct way into the street.... WELL I was at my hubbys work again yesterday and the same MAN was at his work! He delivers parts to them and he stopped me and asked me if I remembered him..... I said to him that yes I did remember him and explained why i refused to go in front of him, he was so friggen rude and was trying SO hard to intimidate me...... untill he seen my hubby walking out haha SUCKER.

AND then yesterday I had someone sitting so close to my ass (Falcon grr) that I could hardly see his lights, I had the kids in the car, going through a school zone which is 40kms and I looked at him (him talking on his ****ing phone) and said "GET OFF MY ASS" he waved politely as if to say sorry and pulled back a bit I was so proud he listened.

Ok I'm done lol.

[mickaitken]

**** dude thats bs. Good luck with it all

[drewins]

There is about a million of these threads already.

[jules]

taxi drivers get me.

last night i took a cab home from the airport and this guy was all over the shop with his driving. speeding madly through 40 km/h zones in Footscray, drifting across lanes while talking to me. one oncoming driver went spastic at him as he drifted towards him, but my driver didn't care.

on the way we passed another taxi doing 30 km/h on the bolte bridge with his hazards on in the LH lane. not sure what his caper was.

normally for most people, as they clocked up more km and experience on the road they'd get better at driving, but not cab drivers.

[Kikki]

I agree Jules! We have had so many problems with 1 specific driver whoom we have reported so many times due to his complete impatience! Eg; cutting in front of us when we are in a turning lane.

My dad is a cab driver and he drives to the needs of the passenger, a little old lady and he will take it nice & easy, a mother, same again, someone in a hurry he will sit 5 kms over the limit lol, he can be a crazy driver at times, but he is ok other times.

[jules]

to be fair, some are good drivers. but there are too many clueless ones!

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

My girlfriend was driving to work the other afternoon being tail gated by some ****head 'p' plater. Of course when she went to turn off at her turn the ****head ran straight into her. Same thing she was bawling and **** and went to get out and the ****head drove away. White commodore driver between bendigo and inglewood look the **** out wanker.

[TheForgotten]

White commodore driver between bendigo and inglewood look the **** out wanker.

unfortunately white is possibly the most common colour on commodores.

my first ******** driver incident happened last year when I was driving home from work. sitting at traffic lights, 2 lanes either way. i was in middle lane about 4 cars back, with about another 20 or so in each lane behind me. woman behind m in a EB falcon wagon decided she didn't want to wait for the light to go green and tried to drive through me. i looked back when i felt the bump, and she panicked, backed up a bit and waited. when the light went green, i moved through the intersection, booted it across the other lane, and pulled over (was an industrial area on the edge of town so there was heaps of room to park). you guessed it, as soon as I got out of the car, her right foot suddenly got heavier. but i got her plate, and got back in the car to chase, but she either took a side road or sped off out of town

the second I've mentioned on here before. agaon driving home from work, some ******** was belting up the road doing 130-140 easy, swerving between cars causing chaos in general. i had enough time to boot it to match his speed, then using the car beside me made a rolling roadblock. at the comming traffic ligts, i pulled up, and this idiot went on the median around me, dropped the nose of his car back on teh tarmac to block me, and got out of his car screaming something about blocking his way.he opened my door and went to grab me out. saw the 80 or so cars lined up behind me and got back in his car, called me a ittle bitch and told me to go. i wasn't too sure about his level of sanity or how much powder he'd snorted, so when i went, i ran a red light and did a mad dash through side streets and went home the VERY long way incase he wanted to play some more. oh, and he was of islander appearance (like a maori) and twice my size. car was... I forget. like a toyota rav4 but bigger

[And_ROOS]

Well im involved in the following story but not my car, got sideswiped in Frankston in my friends new Calais, totally fking up the paintjob. While my friend tried to collect themselves, the other person took off and all we could remember was the type of car and "custom" paint on it (was a VP but with this odd blue colour i havent seen before).
Anyway, that was a Wednesday.
That following weekend we headed to JBHI and what should just happen to be sitting out the front? Custom blue VP.
What did we do? Sat on his boot and waited for him to come back.

The look on his face was priceless when he worked out who we were, and made him pay to fix the paint on the Calais.

[Cobez]

There is about a million of these threads already.

If this were a real pub, and this many people were actually whinging, i'd go home and drink by myself hahaha.

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

If this was a real pub youd be passed out in a pile of vomit :P

[alice50]

sorry buddy but can you or who ever show me how to put threads on and photos in this forum as i , tollaly lost , i need step by step instructiopns

[Nobody Actually]

There is about a million of these threads already.

and? just because you've seen it before doesn't take away the fact that these guy's are more than moderately annoyed at what happened.

[Torquative]

if it makes you all feel a bit better.

about 3 weeks ago in peak hour traffic a female P plater was behind me, stop start, stop start. Only problem is I could see in my rear view mirror she was obviously having a heated argument with someone on her phone which she was holding to her ear (and its illegal not to use hands free).

After a few near misses I decide to jump out of my lane and into lane 1 of 3 (we were in lane 2). She gets impatient or something, jumps into lane 3 for some reason. Stop start, stop start, same dealio, a few near misses (well too close for comfort IMHO).

Traffic moves, shes stopped perhaps not paying attention, she was still on the phone. I remember coz as my lane started to move I thought I know shes having a bad day already, but how funny would it be if the car broke down.

Someone behind her gives a quick hurry up beep, she takes off then bang - into the rear of a dark blueish BF Falcon.

I thought "poor bastard but glad it wasnt me"













... then I see the rear parcel shelf light up with high intensity red and blue LED lights












... and the passenger of the Falcon gets out wearing a blue uniform and gun, puts on a hat with blue/white chequers and he storms to the drivers window of this chicks car and TAP TAP TAPs on the glass.

Whoops, of all the cars in peak hour on a motorway she has to hit an unmarked police car with uniformed officers in it

That one had me laughing for hours, and I still am!!! And Im sure they wouldve seen her on the phone during the accident too

Hope that makes you feel a bit better

[Cobez]

If this was a real pub youd be passed out in a pile of vomit :P

Bwahahahaha, quite true

[Phreddy]

Hey Matt - that's SOLID GOLD!!!! Serves the bitch right!!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

(nothing ****es me off quite like the tools/toolettes who yak away on their mobile phones..... News flash - it's ILLEGAL and DANGEROUS, kiddies. Must be a bummer to be SO important to the world that you can't even get through a bit of driving without yelling orders at someone. If you're such a big shot, get a bloody hands-free setup!)

[And_ROOS]

Hey Matt - that's SOLID GOLD!!!! Serves the bitch right!!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

(nothing ****es me off quite like the tools/toolettes who yak away on their mobile phones..... News flash - it's ILLEGAL and DANGEROUS, kiddies. Must be a bummer to be SO important to the world that you can't even get through a bit of driving without yelling orders at someone. If you're such a big shot, get a bloody hands-free setup!)

God nearly had an incident today on my way home, some jerk in a newer model alfa, on a 90km road, was tailgating me whilst on his phone, so when i started to put the breaks on to turn into a servo he nearly rear ended me.

But it gets better, as he followed me into the server and proceeded to try and give me a lecture about driving etiquette.
Most of the time im nice and calm, the only thing that really angers me is when people nearly damage my car. So i went off tap at him, and cussed him out over things like driving on the phone, all the way through to having a midlife crisis and not being able to afford a BMW.

Immature yes, but i feel alot better.

[sleek_vp]

Well im involved in the following story but not my car, got sideswiped in Frankston in my friends new Calais, totally fking up the paintjob. While my friend tried to collect themselves, the other person took off and all we could remember was the type of car and "custom" paint on it (was a VP but with this odd blue colour i havent seen before).
Anyway, that was a Wednesday.
That following weekend we headed to JBHI and what should just happen to be sitting out the front? Custom blue VP.
What did we do? Sat on his boot and waited for him to come back.

The look on his face was priceless when he worked out who we were, and made him pay to fix the paint on the Calais.

what a story mate !!!! lol, thats gold

[And_ROOS]

what a story mate !!!! lol, thats gold

I just cant understand either the arrogance or stupidity of some people. While im a proud person, if i f*ck up ill raise my hand and take the blame. Just how i was raised.

But it bemuses me when someone is clearly at fault and they either leg it to avoid the trouble, or they try and put the blame onto you.

[Dayvo]

I had this prick a couple of months ago ( in a Volvo ) pull out from the side of the road , i swerved to miss him and we hit mirrors . I pulled over but he kept going . I caught up to him at the next set of lights and he said it was my fault cos i should have slowed down when he pulled out ,Then he drove off . So i chased him and confronted him at the next set of light.Got out again and the prick just locked his door and wound up his window.So................ If anyone wants a slightly damaged Volvo mirror , i have one at home . They are easy to remove , Just grab with both hands , Hold on real tight and wait till the car drives off Ha Ha Ha .