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    Default Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal

    In a fight to the death no weapons who would win and why? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
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    Chuck has this one hands down if you believe all you read about him.
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    chuck for me, i cant stand segal
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicko View Post
    chuck for me, i cant stand segal
    It's not a popularity contest it's a fight to the death.
    <davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaced View Post
    It's not a popularity contest it's a fight to the death.
    all the more reason for chuck to beat segal down.
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    Chuck trained with the great bruce lee....segal got nothing on Chuck
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    Isn't seagal a 7th level dan in his chosen martial arts? I reckon seagal for the win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not_An_Abba_Fan View Post
    Chuck Norris. No one beats Chuck Norris.
    Except Bruce Lee by Norris' own admission. So if Chuck is a god what does that make Bruce Lee
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyboyDS View Post
    I burnt my hand in a nasty way once using method one but thats because i'm a twat.

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    Segal:

    A 6 ft 4 in (193 cm) 7th-dan black belt in aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an aikido instructor in Japan, and became the first foreigner to ever own and operate an aikido dojo in Japan in Osaka (wiki)

    Chuck:

    Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows.
    <davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
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    as much as i hate him, chuck norris IS (fact) one of the best martial arts fighters.

    don't comment unless you've seen the Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris fight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaced View Post
    Segal:

    A 6 ft 4 in (193 cm) 7th-dan black belt in aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an aikido instructor in Japan, and became the first foreigner to ever own and operate an aikido dojo in Japan in Osaka (wiki)

    Chuck:

    Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows.

    Chuck Norris trained with Bruce Lee... Jeet-Kune-Do ftw !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlr8_87 View Post
    don't comment unless you've seen the Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris fight!
    Just watched this, you were referring to "Way of the Dragon"? This really tells you nothing, good choreography, thats about all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyboyDS View Post
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    .......ya just can't **** with chuck
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    Steven Seagal

    ^^theres the steven segal, or should i say mojo priest
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    Quote Originally Posted by UNKNOWN View Post
    Ohhh that dude, chuck.
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    Hahahaha....Chuck by a long shot. Googlefights agrees as well.

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