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    Default lol msn randoms

    do you ever get randoms on MSN sending you messages?

    i am currently trying to stitch up a deal between me and a "chinese export company". so far i am ordering...

    50 X 100gig apple ipods at 250 antarctic dollars each
    25 X nike air jordans at 45 antarctic dollars each shoe (90 a pair)
    100 X nokia N100 25GBs at 250 antarctic dollars each

    and i also want to get a deal on shipping. i told them that they can give me half price postage if they send it down with the next load of refugees to my warehouse in australia

    lol, wtf? do people actually think this stuff is for real??

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    I'll take two of each thanks!
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    I got someone saying that I have the same name as some rich bloke who died so their $1mil is entiltled to me. Having the same name as me is really really unlikely lol
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    ok, now i am trying to get a deal happening where i smuggle people into australia and they pay me in heroin hahaha

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    Troy says:
    if you send me 10 chineses prostitutes i will pay 10,000 each and i will give them a house and rice for a year

    jack says:
    sorry! our boss don't want do the businees for prostitutes

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    Troy says:
    can i buy 100 shoes?

    jack says:
    yes

    Troy says:
    can i buy 100 left foot shoes only?

    jack says:
    i will send them in 2 package

    jack says:
    no problem

    Troy says:
    i have 100 people who have just the right shoe and only need the left

    jack says:
    it is easy

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    lol. Good to see your stirring ****
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    Sounds like a bot. You can normally tell by contradicting yourself, and seeing there reaction.

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    does he have any good quality left handed screwdrivers? ive been looking for a complete set for ages, i'll pay $100 - $150 antarctic dollars for them.

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    lol, thats why i dont speak to randoms on msn , just use it for my friends....same as facebook
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    there was a car company (volvo?) a couple of years ago who made a bot you could add to msn. it'd have typical responses which clicked when it found key words in your sentance, and would also offer info on their cars, but if you insulted it, it got annoyed
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