The Drunken thread

[nicko]

Sometimes after a few drinks you feel like a good button mash. Lets share some ripper stories of the time you had a few too many.

[nicko]

On my schoolies year i tried to walk from Goolwa to Victo Harbour (bout 30kays?) made it about half way and ran out of beers. Next thing i knew i was in a car with 3 chicks who were smoking weed. Turns out there were heading back to Goolwa and i ended up back there. Passed out in a Servo carpark and learnt my lesson about lonjg distance drunk walks

[Steery]

On my schoolies year i tried to walk from Goolwa to Victo Harbour (bout 30kays?) made it about half way and ran out of beers. Next thing i knew i was in a car with 3 chicks who were smoking weed. Turns out there were heading back to Goolwa and i ended up back there. Passed out in a Servo carpark and learnt my lesson about lonjg distance drunk walks

get a root?

im drunk at the moment, and all i can think about is stripping a vn and dragging it. as in, completely stripped. power steering, air con, space savers on the front, racing seat, no dash, no seats apart from racing drivers seat, no sound deadening, no intrusion bars in the doors, custom 10L fuel tank. etc.

[nicko]

get a root?

im drunk at the moment, and all i can think about is stripping a vn and dragging it. as in, completely stripped. power steering, air con, space savers on the front, racing seat, no dash, no seats apart from racing drivers seat, no sound deadening, no intrusion bars in the doors, custom 10L fuel tank. etc.

Sounds like a beast!!!


Even if i did score a root that night the only way i would have been able to tell is if i woke up with a rash

[slappa.]

my recent story

me and few mates went for a loose week in melbourne... footy, races, drinks, and the ladies.....

had some great time, but two of my favs.....

waiting for a cab and the rank, we started talking to a group of girls on a 21st. ended up catching a maxi cab back to there unit, got wasted and passed out before getting any... woke up the next day, mates had left, and i could hear an older males voice downstairs, ended up being her father.packing myself, i had to hide, until he left, then i fled, without my stinky shoes...

the other was the last nite in melbourne before flights, the plan was for a quite nite, a feed, couple of beers and bed, i was leaving a day before my mates, somehow ended back up at the casino, and after a few losses, and a gut full of ****, decided to head upstairs to the niteclubs...

anyway after not having got my rocks off on the trip, i was keen as, saw a really hot blonde, gorgeous eyes, great bod, dancing with her friend, and noticed no one was dancing with them...

thought wat the heck, she was way out of my league, but i was drunk, so i went up and started dancing..

bought her a drink got talking,ended up she was a german backpacker, (my personal fantasy) took her back to the apartment, did shots, she drank me under the table, headed for the room, and u figure out the rest. anyway it was rolling around to 8am and decided not to get shut eye, stay awake, pack and get to the airport.

i passed out watching carl stefonovic on the today show (which is easy enough to do sober). my mate woke me up, 5minutes before check in closed for my flight....

so i missed my flight, had to dish out $120 for another one.

then back home to the real life, to a car that wont start, a ****ed off boss and broke..

was still the best nite of my life, and im ready to book again...
thankyou melbourne, and thankyou germany!

[PaRaDoX]

if i could remember my experiances id share them.....

im banned from drinking... my liver no workeee properly at the moment!

[crazyspoon05]

Just a couple of mine

First one was at the now defunct Depot Hotel in Richmond

It was the last stop of a workmates bucks night and we were there until closing, went outside to wait for the bus to collect us and I'm sitting there near the ramp bit leaning up against the power pole and chatting with a lovely lass, at some stage she has walked away and in my stupor I've been chatting to her thinking she is still there, I could hear laughter coming from outside the hotel and after a couple of minutes one of my 'mates' came over and asked me who I was talking too, turning round I noticed the girl had gone and much to the crowd waiting for cabs, etc outside the hotel amusement I had been having a great conversation with a power pole

Another one was on one of trips to a friends parents block of land 200 metres from the beach at Golden Beach in Victoria (near Sale)

These weekends away consisted of a group of us drinking all weekend and 'camping' out (her parents had a van and we built an annexe on to it but any more than 8 people and others had to pitch tents, etc on the block)

At 3am on one of the nights and with everyone else turning in for the night one of my mates and myself decided we needed a walk and we would walk to Seaspray (only some 24 kilometres away), don't know how far we got into the trip but decided to take a shortcut and ended up falling down a sand dune