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    got these pics sent to me by my manager. apparently an apprentice mechanic but im not confirming that. whoops wonder if it'ss buff out
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    reminds me of the VY clubsport(?) pics from a few years back (im sure someone will post them)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVSV8 View Post
    got these pics sent to me by my manager. apparently an apprentice mechanic but im not confirming that. whoops wonder if it'ss buff out
    If it was an apprentice mechanic, I'd be asking why was he driving it on a public road!
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    Somehow I'm guessing that he's no longer an apprentice mechanic!!!!!
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    i bet the idiot was doing a skid of somesort, the ass went sideways turning the car into and hitting the curb and launching it onto those cars
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    Quote Originally Posted by immortality View Post
    i bet the idiot was doing a skid of somesort, the ass went sideways turning the car into and hitting the curb and launching it onto those cars
    id say you are right

    hopefully it was a customers car and they get a brand new FG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    id say you are right

    hopefully it was a customers car and they get a brand new FG
    I'd hate to be the one making that phone call!! lol
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    i would like to think that the apprentice was the one to make the phone call. i am sure he would be copping massive amounts of Fs and Cs lol (providing the story is acurate)

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    "hi, are you the owner of the NEW FG pursuit getting serviced?"
    "ah no i have a BA pursuit"
    "actually its a FG now, it all started when........"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVSV8 View Post
    "hi, are you the owner of the NEW FG pursuit getting serviced?"
    "ah no i have a BA pursuit"
    "actually its a FG now, it all started when........"
    Or something like this:
    "Hi, im ringing you about your BA ute, its got a few problems"
    "yes what would they be"
    "well their quite serious, its now a total write off"

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    "Hi, im ring you about your BA ute"
    "yes what seem to be the matter"
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    ah jeez, lucky it was a ford this time lol
    but seriously, y? not happy jan

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    ahhh it wiped out a holden!! he musta been doing mach 3! at least
    the germans designed it, the aussies built it, the japs got it moving and the wogs got it dosing...

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    Weekly apprentice wages $350
    Fuel for taking a brand new BA for a spin: $12
    Phone call to the owner: $4.56

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    didnt see that, now where did i put that machette...
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    just down the road from the dealership?!?

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    bit of a shock if you were on the pavement or browsing in the card yard at the time

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    I think stillwell own both yards anyway......


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    how recent was this?
    Going by the fuel price, it wasn't years ago......
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    ahh yeh i noticed that, just funny cos didnt hear anything on the news

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