Greatest Carwash Ever

[BullittSV6]

I am going to this carwash: Click here

Why fight about it....lets see one in every town!

[xlr8_87]

without looking, I'm guessing its Kittens?

[minux]

If some dirty skank was leaning on my bonnet like that I would bitch slap them.

Why the hell would you want skanky women washing your pride and joy? I enjoy doing that myself not having some ugly bimbo do it for me!!

[Shounak]

I always get my car washed there. It's $15, but they do a $10 deal. Which is cheaper than any other place.

The guys wash the car and the girls help to dry it. I wouldn't the girls cleaning my car either.

[BullittSV6]

If some dirty skank was leaning on my bonnet like that I would bitch slap them.

Why the hell would you want skanky women washing your pride and joy? I enjoy doing that myself not having some ugly bimbo do it for me!!

If you replaced the skanks with quaility then it would be worth it...

[Emackulation]

Does the wash come with a happy ending?

[leonthalion]

If you replaced the skanks with quaility then it would be worth it...

lol, then there certainly wouldnt be one in good old caboolture, youd go to get your car washed and theyd swarm you asking "you got a spare smoke there brother" either that or you be like....MUM WTF!

[Cordelia calais]

Ok well you havn't gone have you? because if you had then you would know the girls dont look like the ones in the photo and no one looks good with no make up in a G and wet, I have driven past a few times going to and from meetings and the girls look like they are on crack or was that crack I was looking at?......anyway get your girlfriend to dress up and do it! then at least you can bang her on the front of the car after she has washed it!

[minux]

anyway get your girlfriend to dress up and do it! then at least you can bang her on the front of the car after she has washed it!

hahaha, I cant even wash my car without my neighbours dobbing me in each time to the water board...might have to try this one day

[BullittSV6]

Ok well you havn't gone have you? because if you had then you would know the girls dont look like the ones in the photo and no one looks good with no make up in a G and wet, I have driven past a few times going to and from meetings and the girls look like they are on crack or was that crack I was looking at?......anyway get your girlfriend to dress up and do it! then at least you can bang her on the front of the car after she has washed it!

*Light bulb goes off in head*.... I'll remember that one...

[BullittSV6]

hahaha, I cant even wash my car without my neighbours dobbing me in each time to the water board...might have to try this one day

Yeah I can never keep up with water restrictons...lucky my neighbour works for SA WAter so I always ask him.

[Cobez]

Has anyone ever seen the black Kittens bus down here in Melbourne around the Caulfield area? That's my friend Brigette on the side of it, she was the head Kitten for Kittens strip club about 5 months ago, now she has a decent job though. It's funny how dental assistants are almost always attractive that's what she does now.

She never worked at the car wash though, she doesn't even like washing her own car let alone anyone else's.

[Reaper]

They actually do a very good job. Best you are going to get for $10 when you are lazy. Don't go if you think you are going to get a free peek - they are pretty rough but if you want your car washed then fine.

Reaper

[Cobez]

He's right you know. All the decent looking girls work at the actual strip lounge, not at the car wash. You don't see anything but girls in bikini's washing your car. That's it. I don't see why there was such an uproar in the first place, it's really no different to a female member of the public washing their own cars at home in a bikini in the warm weather. At this place, you ACTUALLY paying to have your car washed and a free nice view whilst they do doing so.

[CSP]

hahaha, I cant even wash my car without my neighbours dobbing me in each time to the water board...might have to try this one day

I got me an exemption... Some inspector dude has turned up twice while I've been washing mine. I just show him the exemption Been a while since anyone turned up though

[Cobez]

Dad's got a huge water tank, lately i have just been going over there and using his pressure hose. At least i don't have to beat the clock like at the bloody car wash stalls. I like to use a sponge too, i have never used to those ****ty broom brush things at the car washes, they are ****.

[minux]

I got me an exemption... Some inspector dude has turned up twice while I've been washing mine. I just show him the exemption Been a while since anyone turned up though

What makes it funny is I am on tank water.

I deliberately go out and wash my car just after it rains to **** the old ****s off. What reallly gets them going is when I water while IT IS raining. They cant see my tanks so they have no clue. Water board is here about once a fortnight lol.

[CSP]

I deliberately go out and wash my car just after it rains to **** the old ****s off. What reallly gets them going is when I water while IT IS raining.

Sometimes while I'm washing my car I just hold the hose pointing straight up and dance around like an indian screaming "boo boo boo boo boo" lol

[Cobez]

Bwahahahahah, dad does that too after it has rained, he will stand out the front and hose the driveway down, hose his already sparkling clean new Rodeo down, hose the VZ wagon down, hose the garage roller door down and water the garden.

He always gets visits, then he found out who ratted him in. Was the pakistani bloke down the end (****ing sticky nose), so Dad after a few beers we were having there one night, walked down to his house, knocked on the door, and said: "Oi ya stickynose little prick, for your ****ing information, i have water tanks in my backyard, so maybe you should do something constructive with your time instead of dobbing in hard working Aussies who do the right thing by installing water tanks so SAVE our water supplies"


Then 3 days later, dad made a sneaky quick call to the council about 15 minutes before the pakistani bloke was due to water his garden (outside of permitted hours) and the bloke ended up copping a nice little fine while dad and i stood there ****ing outselves laughing and hosing down my VP.

The guy has never looked twice at us again Then again, i barely look twice at my dad when he is ****ed off at me. I don't stare down Bikie's. I value my face in one piece.

[Bravotwozero]

Good thing they shut it down. The only women I have seen down there have indeed been skanks.

But in all seriousness, I don't know why the do-gooders got their knickers is such a knot. The place was mostly screened of so you couldn't see the chicks washing the cars anyway.

[Cobez]

When did they close it? It's closed all the time except for in the summer.

[Cobez]

Good thing they shut it down. The only women I have seen down there have indeed been skanks.

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I'm not having a go here, but explain, how were they skanks? Because they were wearing bikini's? So in theory, every chick at the beach in the summer is a skank?

Unless you meant that they are all UGLY.

[Bravotwozero]

Unless you meant that they are all UGLY.

That would be why!

[Cobez]

That doesn't make them skanks. You might be ugly, but it does not mean you are a skank. There is no real definition of the word skank. It's more of an insulting name.

So you MEANT to say, all the chicks down there were UGLY. That would be why Kittens put them down at the car wash, because no one wanted to watch them strip, so they figure they may as well make money off them somehow. It's almost like non sexual prostitution.

[adam69]

Im an ugly skank and i look crap in a bikini