Public Transport - Any nightmares?

[Niggadore]

I've decided to ask people about what sort of crazy people they've seen on public transport?
Well, i have a few...
This one time, i was sitting on a train at Frankston waiting for it to leave, i hear a bunch of ****heads talking and carrying on so i look out the window, and theres three average chicks sitting on the seats and this arab type bloke trying to scab a ciggi off them by the sounds of it, and he wouldn't give up, these girls are telling him to F*** off and he just wont leave.
Anyway, 2 ticketie's come over and try to calm him down, then out of no where, this bloke just king hits one of the ticketies and runs for it, goes to jump off the other platform and trips just before jumping and cracks his skull on the rain, ambo's came and the Fu**er was taken away
funny as!
This ticketie was bloody weak too, dropped and knocked for at least a minute.

And theres this crazy nut going around Kannanook and franga kicking litterally everything in site, cars, bins, shops and even gutters. bloody nutter.

Anyone else got anything? even though the above arn't really nightmares, more just crackheads...

(btw, no bastardising of connex or crappy service)

[Grennan]

Haha ive had many funny experiences on trains. Me and a mate used to go to the city every thursday night for drinks, anyway one night we were going and my mate thought it was a good idea to have "pre drinks" on the train, the smart guy that he is didnt have a ticket either, were about halfway there and ticket inspectors get on the train and my mate tells me hes got no ticket and were both there holding a tallie. Anyway we put the tallie down and inspectors come up to us and they ask us for our tickets.

At the best possible moment a guy from the other carriage opens the doors between the carriages and start ****ing on the window. The inspectors took a look and went to grab him and he decieded it would be fun to climb the carriage. Before he got up they grabbed him by the leg and dragged him into the carriage.

Next station the guy pushed one of the inspectors and made a break for it and they all ran off chasing him, leaving me and my mate free to finish our drink and enjoy our evening.

[redcv6]

hmmm well i still to this day do not understand, why this guy did what he did, but it amused the f*ck out of me so i dont really care. i was sitting on the train coming home from the essendon v bulldogs pre season game. we had just stopped off at mitcham station when this guy runs down the isle with a maccas cup, walks into the corner, starts pi*sing in it.............. anyway if that wasnt weird enough, he walks back calmly AND STARTED DRINKING IT. yes he consumed his own urine. i don't care what anyone says i still feel the lillydale line is more screwed than any other line, ringwood station takes the cake.

[Bax]

Geez.. Makes me glad that where I live only has buses and cabs.

Was talking to a friend in Melbourne and she recently got spewed on, middle of the day tramming into the shops and got spew down her back and on her shoe. The lady behind her was sick and well.. When you've gotta go.

[Tom_1569]

Oh public transport how I love it

I use the trains and buses to get to tafe every day. I ride the V/line train and latrobe bus's.
I live in Sale and catch the train from sale to Morwell.... Thursday is release day for fulham prison and alot of prisoners are on the train on Thursdays... Just imagine the funny **** that happens to many stories to explain. Also on the train it amazes me how many people get confused by the doors on the V/line service.... Green light means you can open Red means you cant you dumb ****.

The bus, if i catch the early bus it stops past a disabled school... I once had a girl sneeze all over the back of my neck IT WAS WET.... after the second time it happened in one trip i got up and moved. I was disgusted. Also catching the bus from morwell to moe, you always get plenty of drongos and druggies. Also had a guy try to mug for 2 bux at the morwell station lol, ****ed if i was giving him my bus money haha.

[hsvpunk]

lol frankston....... id rather drive than catch a train. its safer, lol.

[Grennan]

i still feel the lillydale line is more screwed than any other line, ringwood station takes the cake.

Yeah we went on that line once from Croydon or something, when we got to box hill some guy got on the carriage we were on and he was covered in blood. Coppers got on the train the next stop and dragged him off, next day on the news "STABBING IN BOX HILL"

[nicko]

L O L @ public transport people.

Once i caught a bus and a guy behind me was selling someone else drugs (coke) and then the deal went a bit sour and a fight started, the bus driver stopped and one of the guys stole the others bag and legged it. He ran onto the road and got smashed by a car, the other bloke took his bag back and jst legged it. Gold.

[Kikki]

I have been on trains & buses HEAPS, back and forth to Perth (pls ppl if your gonna do it do it drunk!) the last time I stood foot near a bus I was 8.5 months preggas and the tyre blew just as I was about to step onto it, biggest bang I have ever had Ended up in hospital for 3 days with high blood pressure. Never again!

[VT97CALAIS]

Oh I've got some for ya :

I was on the train back from the city last year for Australia Day celebrations, you know when they have the fireworks in Melbourne? Some p1ssed / stoned as skater dude gets on the train sits down near me and starts talkin 2 me and while he is talking he was tagging the seats with a metallic pen marker. Then throughout the loop he opened the door between carriages , sat on the landing between and proceeded to smoke a joint!
Then he come back in and reaking of mull keeps tagging seats!!! I said to him man ur gonna get busted but he says to me "nothin sus bruz" nothin sus heheheh"
By the way the train was absolutely packed and others woulda seen him doing the tagging. So for most of the trip home , the fumes and odour of the metallic pen could be smelt, not good!

Another time some old lady was rambling on about the oppression of her life in Australia, and complaining about the wrong treatment of immigrants. What a nutter. Didnt make any sense really!
haha, freaks on trains!

[stocky]

Yeah we went on that line once from Croydon or something, when we got to box hill some guy got on the carriage we were on and he was covered in blood. Coppers got on the train the next stop and dragged him off, next day on the news "STABBING IN BOX HILL"

was that in 2006? seems like heaps of people i know were on that train. i was on there coming home from uni. remember waiting at box hill for 10 minutes wondering what was going on

[Niggadore]

Blokes get stabbed in boh hill all the time, alot of japenese and such, fighting, drugs etc...

Ha, i know i have more funny ****, i just cant remember any of it... =[

[Steery]

when i was 14 me and 2 mates were in melbs, decided to go to box hill and check out all the anime places.

were a few nutters there and now i hear all the stories i dunno why we decided to go.

[Niggadore]

I reckon box hill is good, great food and some fair cool shops etc...
Just, too many nutters about...

[bradcad]

When I was 17 (or 18) I was attacked at a local train station by a few weak pricks. Apparently found on the train lines- train stopped in time. Still got the scar on my forehead from the iron bar. Dont remember anything about it, untill I awoke in hospital. Public transport sux

[And_ROOS]

In Frankston ive had the ol' issue where drunks look for the tallest guy and try and start a fight and fail when he whomps them... To be fair i cant really fight, but they are drunk. One guy went to swing, i dodged him and he slipped and hit his head on a seat and cracked himself open.

I shat a brick and legged it, lol. Called the cops and that was it.

[Grennan]

was that in 2006? seems like heaps of people i know were on that train. i was on there coming home from uni. remember waiting at box hill for 10 minutes wondering what was going on

Actually yeah it wouldve been about 2006. Was a couple of months after i turned 18 i think when i was really into going to the city for drinks on a thursday night.

[fuzzy2308]

Oh public transport how I love it

I use the trains and buses to get to tafe every day. I ride the V/line train and latrobe bus's.
I live in Sale and catch the train from sale to Morwell.... Thursday is release day for fulham prison and alot of prisoners are on the train on Thursdays... Just imagine the funny **** that happens to many stories to explain. Also on the train it amazes me how many people get confused by the doors on the V/line service.... Green light means you can open Red means you cant you dumb ****.

The bus, if i catch the early bus it stops past a disabled school... I once had a girl sneeze all over the back of my neck IT WAS WET.... after the second time it happened in one trip i got up and moved. I was disgusted. Also catching the bus from morwell to moe, you always get plenty of drongos and druggies. Also had a guy try to mug for 2 bux at the morwell station lol, ****ed if i was giving him my bus money haha.

HAHA, THAT SOUNDS 100% TRUE MATE THERES MORE DRUG FUX IN GIPPSLAND THAN ANYWHERE I SWEAR.
IVE BEEEN ATTEMTED MUGED LIKE 8 TIMES AT MORWELL TRAIN STATION
BUT THOSE WHERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS I HEAR ITS MUCH WORSE NOW.

[666vt]

nice stories.. i hate trains.

[Joey_21]

dont catch manny trains but on my way to the footy guy brought his lawnmower on with the catcher still full dumped it in the train and got off at the next platform lol good old footscrazy so many weirdos around there

[666vt]

dont catch manny trains but on my way to the footy guy brought his lawnmower on with the catcher still full dumped it in the train and got off at the next platform lol good old footscrazy so many weirdos around there

hahaha thats gold man.

[Calaber]

Hmmm, not one story from NSW yet our train service is so bad, people have to have stories about it. Then again, because it's so bad, maybe nobody dares to use it... But I can fix that.

I was on a train to work years ago, and the bloke next to me was sound asleep. A snapper (ticket inspector when they used to have them) came along asking to see our tickets. No problem for those of us who were awake, but the bloke next to me had to be stirred. The snapper reached over me to tap him on the shoulder. The bloke awoke in an instant, looking like he wanted to deck somebody. First he looked at me, then saw the snapper next to me. "Ticket please", so he digs out his weekly and shows it to the snapper, then says, loudly, "hope you fall down between the carriages on your way through."

Nice bloke, just the sort of person you'd like to call your mate.....not!

[DavoVP]

Was catching the train from ringwood to broady, yes lol i know.

Any way, had some old codger absolutly off his rocker trying to sell weed to some young kids, then lol a dog jump's out of his jumper he has bundled up on his seat.

Yet another old codger, this one had a harmonica, Long story short, he was playing it a bit to loud and some import lady decided to complain and this old codger just rip's into her, ****en go home you nip **** ****en this ****en that.

Realy made my night, i was in stiches for most of the trip.