Myth Busted: Proof that men can do more than 1 thing at a time

[minux]

omfg, imagine finding this as a copper...

Driver abuses speed limit and himself
PHOEBE STEWART
July 31st, 2008



A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Mr Erhardt applied twice for bail last week so he could get married before going to jail.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.

So which JC member was this?

[HoZy]

hehehehe GOLD!

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

omfg, imagine finding this as a copper...




So which JC member was this?

I can think of a couple.....

[VicCop]

My god, what a catch!

[Cursed CX8]

I feel sorry for 2 people here

1. The cop that had to hand cuff him
2. The guy that had o then drive his car.
Both of which were probably thinking about him jerking off. lol

[Full Spectrum]

I haven't driven a SV6 for just over 14 days?.

[Lumps of cheese]

Lol, what a fool.

[CSP]

Think that's a cool article, check out this one!

Passenger 'beheaded, gutted' on Canadian bus - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

[holden-4-life]

I feel sorry for 2 people here

1. The cop that had to hand cuff him
2. The guy that had o then drive his car.
Both of which were probably thinking about him jerking off. lol

hahaha what a shame if they ran out of gloves.....

[50LTRv8]

I feel sorry for 2 people here

1. The cop that had to hand cuff him
2. The guy that had o then drive his car.
Both of which were probably thinking about him jerking off. lol

I would have just called for a tow, and if that wasn't available leave it there.

He is of real high intelligence too, thinking he could only hurt himself. Tell that to the person he as a head on collision with because the "Other" brain has taken over.

50LTRv8

[Kikki]

Gross! Although I bet some of you have done this before.....

[Cordelia calais]

I have "Given a helping hand" while a guy was driving but we were not speeding and we didnt have cannabis n the car but wow what about the canadian person WTF have a look people! c/o cousin slow poke

[Tom_1569]

Geez cops dont let you have any fun these days :P

Nah thats pretty disturbing, why the hell is he filming himself masterbate to start with, not to mention whilst driving, whilst having a car full of pot, whilst he has a missus at home..... WTF... or W.T.F Maaate!!!

[BullittSV6]

The canadian bus story is nuts, something out of a horror movie...Remind me not to travel Greyhound...

[quick308]

Think that's a cool article, check out this one!

Passenger 'beheaded, gutted' on Canadian bus - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

thats not cool CSP thats terrible. what a monster

[greenfoam]

Yeah I just read about the dude on the bus, brings some perpective to the guy having a little fling with himself and having some leaves of a plant in his car seem a total waste of Police time . I'm sure we have all got some action of some kind while driving before back in the day, I've never heard about there being a law against that

[adam69]

Think that's a cool article, check out this one!

Passenger 'beheaded, gutted' on Canadian bus - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Eh,wouldnt be the first bloke to get a head on a bus.

[Tom_1569]

Eh,wouldnt be the first bloke to get a head on a bus.

lol, he sure wont be bragging to his mates about that headjob..... Seriously thats ****ing disturbing, but hey its america/canada anything is expected.

[Tom_1569]

I'm sure we have all got some action of some kind while driving before back in the day, I've never heard about there being a law against that

Getting action whilst driving is the best (though she was actually driving and giving it to me ) BUT giving your self action whilst driving and filming it is DISTURBING.

[BullittSV6]

lol, he sure wont be bragging to his mates about that headjob..... Seriously thats ****ing disturbing, but hey its america/canada anything is expected.

I expect that from the US but not Canada

[Stretchomatic]

true, in that bowling for columbine movie they found that there was nearly never any murders in canada...they interviewed a dude and he could remember a guy killing another guy from 10 years ago, and the killer crossed from us to cananda like half an hour before then went back to us straight after...