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    Met this star wars junkie at a party and he kept on going on and on about how, (in theory anyway) yoda the jedi master would be able to kick ass for most super heroes. Wat would be a contender for yoda in battle? Any superhero, villan, in comics movies whatever...

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    This man can kill two birds with one stone... He is... CHUCK NORRIS!

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    Probably one of those "super sane??" things out of dragonballZ would smash yoda into green mince hamburgurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grennan View Post
    This man can kill two birds with one stone... He is... CHUCK NORRIS!

    I was going to say Superman, but on second thought, Chuck Norris fo sho.

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    who....????
    Chuck or Yoda?
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    No he blows. He hurt his own mouth with those teeth. How would he hurt anyone else?

    Now... BARON SAMEDI... theres a Bond Villian who can take down Yoda... cause he cant die and all.
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    Captain Caveman would kick Yoda's butt.
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    Nah...actually Trent from Punchy would win.
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    i vote 4 elmo....... U can kick the sht out of him and he would just say "THAT TICKLES"
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknight View Post
    Met this star wars junkie at a party and he kept on going on and on about how, (in theory anyway) yoda the jedi master would be able to kick ass for most super heroes. Wat would be a contender for yoda in battle? Any superhero, villan, in comics movies whatever...

    What type of ****in parties do you go to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trayner View Post
    Deffently SSJ4 Goku
    yes i deff agree wit this Goku would kick ass stupid bloody yoda hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicko View Post
    What type of ****in parties do you go to?
    LOL, thats the same thing I was thinking when i read this thread.... WTF, and im starting to wonder what type of forum I hang out at when it has so many serious responses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicko View Post
    What type of ****in parties do you go to?
    there wouldn't be any ****in at those parties, just g33k sp33k and who has the biggest action hero collections

    seriously thou, chuck norris would round house kick yoda in a heart beat.

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