Animals you fear..?

[Troy711]

Does anyone out in JC land have a fear of any particular animals? Sure, spiders.. snakes.. sharks.. I am sure most people are scared of them (personally, I am not) but I am talking about other animals. Random ones...

I am only scared of 3 animals.

First one, masked lapwings


These little bastards are worse then magpies! They don't quit and they have spurs on their wings.

Second is police attack dogs. I don't think I need to say any more...

And third is ibis. They are pure filth. They stick and I hate them. My MSN display picture is an ibis with its head in a bin to prove that they are dirty little scum bags.

[Julie]

Slugs and frogs are the 2 that get to me. My brother threw a slug in my hair when I was young, I had quite long thick hair, it got tangled up and left slug snot everywhere. Mum tried to kill it by poruing salt on it, it just frothed up more slug snot. The whole experience just completely grossed me out, still feel sick thinking about it now lol.

The frogs thats another hair thing lol. I was leaving my bf's (hubby now) house when I was about 15 and walked under an open pergola roof covered in vine and some dirty frog jumpd on my hair and got stuck, I screamed like a little bitch haha.

Edit: When I submitted this reply the first thing I see when the screen refreshed was your bloody frog sig troy!

[JD]

im just scared of red backs ( yes i know a spider but its the only kind i am scared of ) because i was bitten by one as a toddler and almost died.

[Troy711]

I love frogs! I'd love one as a pet, but I like pets you can interact with

I should also add, I am a bird person, I love all birds. I just hate ibis and fear masked lapwings (or plovers, if you prefer).

[Stretchomatic]

kamikaze roos and birds...when u are driving as careful as possible and wham a bird shoots straight in front of you...

[Lumps of cheese]

Bees for me, striped bastards freak me out.

[Troy711]

Bees for me, striped bastards freak me out.

Striped hey? What about zebras?

[Julie]

Rofl ^^^

I forgot another animal, I hate mice. well when they are relatively still and in a tank or whatever I am fine with them I hate mice running. That stems from another childhood experience. It had been raining heaps at our place and we ended up with mice in the house. I went to make toast one morning, we had a big 4 slice toaster, so I popped my toast down. A few seconds later a mouse jumped out of the toaster wih fur singed, jumped down on the floor and ran over my feet. The smell of burning mouse fur was so foul.

[NORTI]

do insects count??

I cant stand ****roaches *shudders*

[Troy711]

Hahahahaha. I hate wild mice, pet mice are ok. At work once there was a mouse and it ran into a small one way hole. I sprayed half a can of silicone spray up the hole and lit it on fire. I don't know if I got the mouse or not but I nearly blew my hand off!

[Troy711]

do insects count??

I cant stand ****roaches *shudders*

lol@word filter

[Lumps of cheese]

Striped hey? What about zebras?

Hmmm they fit into that category don't they?
Scared stiff of rats too.

[VryNeat]

i cant stand chiwowers or however its spelt they remind me of rats with long legs give me my bulldog anyday ^^

[Julie]

I love frogs! I'd love one as a pet, but I like pets you can interact with

I should also add, I am a bird person, I love all birds. I just hate ibis and fear masked lapwings (or plovers, if you prefer).

omg the plovers haha they are pyscho agro bastards. There is a couple nesting in my daughters playground, so vicious lol they go nuts when the kids come out. Though it is damn funny seeing grown men and women run scared ****less covering their heads. They don't bother the kids so much becaus ethey have big hats on.

[CSP]

I supopse I'd be pretty scared if ever I came across one of these...

[Lumps of cheese]

I supopse I'd be pretty scared if ever I came across one of these...

Raptors are pussycats. T-rex will show no mercy

[CSP]

You can elude a T-Rex just by standing still though... Raptors are smart!

[Tom_1569]

omg the plovers haha they are pyscho agro bastards. There is a couple nesting in my daughters playground, so vicious lol they go nuts when the kids come out. Though it is damn funny seeing grown men and women run scared ****less covering their heads. They don't bother the kids so much becaus ethey have big hats on.

LOL.... My sister thought it would be funny to chase plovers on the 4 wheeler.... She quickly learnt it wasnt so fun haha.

Im scared of Goannas (ill explain), and Hunsmans, just dont like those bastards, id prefer a white tail or redback then a hunsman lol.

Goannas, growing up on a farm they were always around... Then went camping with my mates, rolled over hit something unusual.... Next thing I know that unusual thing is barging under and my missus, straight out from under the tent, and up a tree.... Freaked the ****ing **** out of me. Then came back from a walk later that day to see it eating our food scraps, when we approach it goes straight under the tent again..... If you have even seen one of them attack, they just scratch and scratch to whatever they want is dead, they are pschos.

[Troy711]

omg the plovers haha they are pyscho agro bastards. There is a couple nesting in my daughters playground, so vicious lol they go nuts when the kids come out. Though it is damn funny seeing grown men and women run scared ****less covering their heads. They don't bother the kids so much becaus ethey have big hats on.

I saw some on the side of the road once with babies. I thought it would be a good idea to go and get a closer look, but it wasn't

[jas98]

yeh thoses plovers ****s are nesting in my yard......there agro little ****s....3 of them and they gang up on us.......ducks hate them they have 11 babies and they chase the plovers away lol magpies are good...we feed them they have never once swooped us (even when they were nesting) they come and get food from our hands and sit about 1 foot away from us

[And_ROOS]

Sure im concerned by Sharks, Octopus, rabid Wolverines etc etc. But i have no fear of them. Yes they are life threatening but they dont scare me like the ultimate predator...

The drop bear.

Ive never seen one, but ive heard stories. And what was so scary about Jaws? The fact you couldnt see the shark. Whats so scary about drop bears? You cant see them til its too late... Bastards.

[quick308]

prob sharks. im right into scuba diving and when i do a deep dive and i cant see the bottem. well it freaks me out abit

[Cobez]

Yep, i'm **** scared of Sharks, been out on my uncles fishing boat when a half decent sized great white was swimming around the boat. They scare the **** out of me. Not all sharks, just great whites. When they roll their eyes back in their heads to protect their eyes when feeding etc and the way their jaws open right up. **** scary.

And also bee's, because i am allergic to them.

[Grennan]

Hmmm they fit into that category don't they?
Scared stiff of rats too.

Yeah my brother has 2 pet rats and i ****ing hate them, he takes them out of the cage sometimes and pats them and i just cannot stand to be near them.

Yep, i'm **** scared of Sharks, been out on my uncles fishing boat when a half decent sized great white was swimming around the boat. They scare the **** out of me. Not all sharks, just great whites. When they roll their eyes back in their heads to protect their eyes when feeding etc and the way their jaws open right up. **** scary.

And also bee's, because i am allergic to them.

Yeah its pretty daunting to be in a boat and a shark swims underneath it, and its the same size as the thing. Thats happened to me once, unsure if it was a great white as i was a kid at the time but ive actually learnt after that encounter that, thats how great whites attack. They come from under their prey.

[And_ROOS]

So which is the worst death, being ripped limb from limb by a shark? Or suffocating after a bee stings inside your throat causing it to close up?


A: Neither. A Bee shark, that rips you limb from limb with stingers is the worst death.