a albatross just crapped on my car

[naf33n]

well as the title says, a albatross, or some very large bird just crapped on my car. this **** went from the chrome stripe at the leading edge of the bonnet up to the top of the windscreen, and it was one big smear,quite wide as well, this has got to be the biggest turd i have ever seen, maybe the bird ate something bad and it had the runs
kinda wish i got a photo of it, but washing it off was the first thing that came to mind.

and thats my story

[TVR-190]

Bahahah, and i thought the 2 50c coin sized bird dirts on my car were bad

[stumps5L]

now you have to sh!t on his car

[naf33n]

yeah its a weird feeling. like im ****ed off that it did it on my car, but at the same time sort of impressed that it was that big

[XeKToReX]

bahahaha, good laugh this one.. I generally dont LOL haha

[V-ahhh]

its ok mate i feel your pain, i reckon a bird ate some panadol or something and exploded on my vk about a year back was halarious but annoying have a good chuckle about it now though with my mate

[CANYONERO]

i lol'ed at this, its probably not funny and quite annoying, lucky we dont have flying dinosaurs around still.

[sixshooter]

Yeah !? I just washed my car and the same thing happened to me on the way home tonight.

[nicko]

we want pics of this massive poo

[sixshooter]

I went straight back to the car wash ! I'm cutting'n'polishing tommorrow and poo is hard to polish... you know the saying "You can't polish a turd"

[nicko]

you cant polish a turd? so why do people do up magnas?

[Farlig]

you cant polish a turd? so why do people do up magnas?

cant polish a turd, but you can cover it with glitter.

[88GreenVN]

Just be thankful the car was protecting you.

Man that could have been a real mess

Could have knocked you off your feet

[sixshooter]

Would have been worse than swallowing a fly that's for sure !!!

[Phreddy]

HAH!! I know I shouldn't laugh Nate, but that is kinda funny....

It's good that you got to it soon before it screwed with your paint - many years ago a good mate with a Q-ey got a bird turd on the boot - nice metallic green paint, with a 20c piece sized faded spot in the middle of the boot lid. (was a couple of days before he could get rid of it...)

Hope you're doing well mate, have a good weekend...

[levymetal]

man... every week birds crap all over my car. i've been told that they can't control when they crap, but the only craps i see outside are on my car. none on the massive driveway next to my car. what are the chances? the other day i looked outside to see a cheeky bird walking all over my car like it was a nesting ground, so i went outside and caught it doing a crap on my sunroof! the bird apologised and flew away, but i still had to clean the crap off my sunroof. no excuse, it knew what it was doing.

[Farlig]

this thread is useless without pics

[Farlig]

[naf33n]

yeah wish i took i photo of it,

also i should add, i was not in the car at the time, it was just sitting on my driveway. so it was all the birds doin to get it that far up the car.
if the car was moving it could of possibly made it up over the roof

[ucwepn]

cant polish a turd, but you can cover it with glitter.

and put mags and bodykits on em too, see em everyday seen a gl lancer today lol i swear the guy must think its like a evo lol.

It seems to be turd bombs after i wash my car lol or rainstorm for 20 mins

[andyman]

having luch with family one day out at greenwell point, we made sure we didnt park near anything over hanging, but a pelican still managed to cover the whole car, pelican poo eats paint to

[jas98]

ohh man....that would have ****ing sucked.....i would be ****ed and shooting every bird i saw regardless if it pooed on me car or not lol