Your mate's missus.

[bezz]

two words - spit roast. that is all.

lol that was the first thing that popped into my head

[And_ROOS]

I heard a ripper about my cousin getting head from some random chick at a party, and him leaving a mess on her face and top.

The next week cousin meets best mates new missus, who just happens to be the random chick.

Everytime she kissed the boyfriend, my cousin ****ed up laughing.

[666vt]

Get this.... My mates missus wants to have a 3some with ME and him. He was cool with the idea, I am NOT, no way and im having my balls rub against any other guys balls, especially my best mates. I havent meet her properly yet, but she sounds like a total slapper.

farken hell, couldnt stop laughing, most definately the best thing ive ever read on this forum, you rule, at one stage i had a picture of balls rubbing other balls, got a bit wierd...

[666vt]

lol this whole thread rules, lol sticky it!