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    Default Your mate's missus.

    I know i'm not the only one who this is happening to.
    my mate is 20, his girlfriend just turned 17.
    and i absolutely hate her to bits.
    she's not only a juvenile 17 year old. but she is moody, at times angry and vindictive. she has got my mate so whipped he thinks he has found the girl he is going to marry. and to top it off (small world.)
    my mate's missus' mother has started work at the same chemist my 15 year old sister works at, because of this at the end of december my sister will be out of a job. **** i hate their whole family.

    please post similar stories of your hatred of your mates "better" halves so i can at least have a laugh about it.

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    what about mothers-in-law?

    ...grrr......
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    Hahaha, yeah well mates missus' ruin everything dont they.
    Seen it happen a few times now, when they get a missus, even though they are the biggest whore ever, and arnt even cool or nice, they go head over heels for them, and end up bailing on all the mates, its a load of crap, but it happens, gotta live with it

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    but seriously, what's an old woman doing going to work at a chemist? She has nothing better in her resume to allow her to go do something else while your sister keeps her job??!
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    if a stripper said it , it MUST be true!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEANVY View Post
    what about mothers-in-law?

    ...grrr......
    Don't start me on monster-in-laws. Im glad I live 800klm away.

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    Bahaha, well mines in QLD, but i can't avoid her forever....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wagon_Wheel View Post
    Hahaha, yeah well mates missus' ruin everything dont they.
    Seen it happen a few times now, when they get a missus, even though they are the biggest whore ever, and arnt even cool or nice, they go head over heels for them, and end up bailing on all the mates, its a load of crap, but it happens, gotta live with it
    Oh yes I hears ya, I have to add to that thou..... because Im female Im quite often hated by the missus's for being mates with my mates.........

    I get that they are all hyped up about the new girlies, but seriously ya cant bail on ya mates, they will still be there when **** goes down with the girlies.... lols

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    Get this.... My mates missus wants to have a 3some with ME and him. He was cool with the idea, I am NOT, no way and im having my balls rub against any other guys balls, especially my best mates. I havent meet her properly yet, but she sounds like a total slapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badaz View Post
    Don't start me on monster-in-laws. Im glad I live 800klm away.
    Lucky you, i'm 5 mins. up the road from mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Get this.... My mates missus wants to have a 3some with ME and him. He was cool with the idea, I am NOT, no way and im having my balls rub against any other guys balls, especially my best mates. I havent meet her properly yet, but she sounds like a total slapper.
    BAHAHAHAHA WTF????lol
    Bugger that mate!!

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    mates missus got in his ear and I didn't speak to him for 3 years as she poisoned his mind.. finally came to his senses and ditched her. Back to like it was before she was on the scene haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Get this.... My mates missus wants to have a 3some with ME and him. He was cool with the idea, I am NOT, no way and im having my balls rub against any other guys balls, especially my best mates. I havent meet her properly yet, but she sounds like a total slapper.
    hell, thought I was reading the penthouse forum for a sec there.

    mens balls should never be that close. EVER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NORTI View Post
    Oh yes I hears ya, I have to add to that thou..... because Im female Im quite often hated by the missus's for being mates with my mates.........
    As you know, I have that issue too - bot lately I fail to care. If the other girls see me as a threat, then they clearly have trust / insecurity issues and that's not my fault. I refuse to stop seeing my male friends because their new bint feels threatened by the friendship.

    As for watching a friend in a bad relationship, sad to say I had to stop seeing my best friend, who I have been friends with since I was 12, because of the dick she married. I tried for a long time to warm to him and deal with being around him, but there is only so much you can take of a drunken low class neanderthal who controls those around him with fear of his nasty temper. He got into a rage at a bbq one night and when things started to calm down, I started to say goodbye. He looked at me and said 'you go and I will cop it later as I scared away her best friend, now sit down and leave when I say.' This was said to me under his breath. So for the sake of my friend I sat at the kitchen table for about 4 hours until finally it was ok to leave.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sashyre View Post
    As you know, I have that issue too - bot lately I fail to care. If the other girls see me as a threat, then they clearly have trust / insecurity issues and that's not my fault. I refuse to stop seeing my male friends because their new bint feels threatened by the friendship.

    As for watching a friend in a bad relationship, sad to say I had to stop seeing my best friend, who I have been friends with since I was 12, because of the dick she married. I tried for a long time to warm to him and deal with being around him, but there is only so much you can take of a drunken low class neanderthal who controls those around him with fear of his nasty temper. He got into a rage at a bbq one night and when things started to calm down, I started to say goodbye. He looked at me and said 'you go and I will cop it later as I scared away her best friend, now sit down and leave when I say.' This was said to me under his breath. So for the sake of my friend I sat at the kitchen table for about 4 hours until finally it was ok to leave.
    ****ing hate pricks like that! My mum had alot of violent relationships & us kids used to cop it a fair bit to!! Anyway hope you friend gets out from under it and gets herself a Real man who will appreciate her & her friends

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    yeh i hate some of my mates miss's 2. Got this one mate who went out with the chick after we told him to just do the rebound root (long story short he broke up a longterm relationship and was fealin lonley). So we thought this chicks a dirty little slappa... great get my mate fealn better bout himself. But then we found out she had a boyfriend (after they had allready done it). Then she ditches her boyfriend and goes out with my mate. year and a half later cheats on him with one of our other 'mates' and just recently he gives her a second chance! WTF. and shes not even nice, he bends of backwards for her but as soon as he wants to come ou with us he gets yelled at and just bails on us. dam it sh!ts me. grrrr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphinx View Post
    hell, thought I was reading the penthouse forum for a sec there.

    mens balls should never be that close. EVER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Get this.... My mates missus wants to have a 3some with ME and him. He was cool with the idea, I am NOT, no way and im having my balls rub against any other guys balls, especially my best mates. I havent meet her properly yet, but she sounds like a total slapper.

    But yet it's alright if it's you and two girls?

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    Does anyone get their mates misses crackin onto you after they have broken up?

    I must be a magnet for that ****



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    Quote Originally Posted by Banks View Post
    Does anyone get their mates misses crackin onto you after they have broken up?

    I must be a magnet for that ****
    lol glad i read that twice at first i thought it said

    "does anyone get their mates crackin onto you"


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    Quote Originally Posted by barely legal View Post
    I know i'm not the only one who this is happening to.
    my mate is 20, his girlfriend just turned 17.
    and i absolutely hate her to bits.
    she's not only a juvenile 17 year old. but she is moody, at times angry and vindictive. she has got my mate so whipped he thinks he has found the girl he is going to marry. and to top it off (small world.)
    my mate's missus' mother has started work at the same chemist my 15 year old sister works at, because of this at the end of december my sister will be out of a job. **** i hate their whole family.

    please post similar stories of your hatred of your mates "better" halves so i can at least have a laugh about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banks View Post
    Does anyone get their mates misses crackin onto you after they have broken up?

    I must be a magnet for that ****
    2 hrs after my mate and his brake up and yes she's already cracking onto me, and this always seems to be just after they brake up. Altho once with another mate it happened before they broke up, and was kinda the reason lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by barely legal View Post
    I know i'm not the only one who this is happening to.
    my mate is 20, his girlfriend just turned 17.
    and i absolutely hate her to bits.
    she's not only a juvenile 17 year old. but she is moody, at times angry and vindictive. she has got my mate so whipped he thinks he has found the girl he is going to marry. and to top it off (small world.)
    my mate's missus' mother has started work at the same chemist my 15 year old sister works at, because of this at the end of december my sister will be out of a job. **** i hate their whole family.

    please post similar stories of your hatred of your mates "better" halves so i can at least have a laugh about it.

    Sounds like your jealous and in love with your mate. Surely if is a good mate you can let him be happy and get along for his sake...not that hard we all have to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by barely legal View Post
    I know i'm not the only one who this is happening to.
    my mate is 20, his girlfriend just turned 17.
    and i absolutely hate her to bits.
    she's not only a juvenile 17 year old. but she is moody, at times angry and vindictive. she has got my mate so whipped he thinks he has found the girl he is going to marry. and to top it off (small world.)
    my mate's missus' mother has started work at the same chemist my 15 year old sister works at, because of this at the end of december my sister will be out of a job. **** i hate their whole family.

    please post similar stories of your hatred of your mates "better" halves so i can at least have a laugh about it.
    Don't come between them as you will loose out.

    You might have some connection with her. Most men that hate a women, Usually full in love with them, Or never see the signs. Hate between a man and a women usually is another form of sexual tension. You might have a thing for her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by juzo View Post
    Lucky you, i'm 5 mins. up the road from mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Peeps View Post
    two words - spit roast. that is all.
    Amen some ppl need 2 learn how 2 have fun with ya mates and girls like that hahaha
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