monster eel caught in pot

[Cordelia calais]

Thats not an Eel thats a bloody python ( of course its not ) just saying its huge and no don't respond with "thats what she said" or "yes and so is the Eel" i've already done it for you!!!!!!!!!

[sixshooter]

There is a method for cooking saltwater eels, you but it in a large pot of boiling water, along with a red clay house brick (must be red clay!) add some pepper and salt to taste, when the eel is done, throw it in the bin and eat the brick, it will taste better.

BahaHAHAHAHAHAH !