Revenge on my neighbour

[TVR-190]

Heheheh,

I made a thread like this about my neighbours moronic staffy. No amount of talking to him would convice that farker to do something about shutting his dog up.

He has recently moved out so now I am getting the best sleep I have had in a year.

The neighbour on the other side has zero respect for my property. He drives over my lawn all the time and once when he got a skip delivered, instead of getting the truck to **** up his lawn, he directed the truck driver to reverse up over my lawn.

Stupid bogan.

Anyway, when I asked him to stop farking up my lawn, he said to me 'you got nothin, thats council property anyway'.

I'm considering my options at the moment. I know the minute I drive over his lawn, he will go off his tree. I rang the council and they said they dont want to get involved. I am going to ask them to plant some native trees on the council strip so it blocks his path. His bushes, plants and palms that overhang my fence in my backyard also get a healthy dose of Round up every week.

Meh, hopefully the interest rates go back up so he will have to sell out.

Anyway, let the court thing finish first.

I've also learnt not to obsess over things, as there is going to be moronic neighbours everywhere.

we had a problem of people driving upour lawn, 3 large metal spikes joined with fluro warning tape did the trick

[pow3rslave]

wow, if any of you guys are my neighours i hope i never **** you off

[Robbo_c]

get some brake fluid and pour it on their car,they'll have to get a respray after that.

[nicko]

get some brake fluid and pour it on their car,they'll have to get a respray after that.

i recieved lots of bad rep for saying that a few months ago. Serious criminal things like that arent a good idea.....

[Deutscher]

Some people have good ideas!
Just make sure it doesn't lead back to you!!
My gf's family have ****ed up neighbours, anyways, what her family did was, her dad works really early (4am ish) and drives a old corolla to work, it's got a 3" exhaust and extractors etc and he revs it up in the morning outside their house. nd my gf's mum decided to be a smart ass and put some acid (prob cleaning ****) and spray it over their lawn ... only problem was that ... there was a trail leading back to her place !!!! bahahahah! so there were theese dead patches and drops across their lawn ending at her lawn.

So make sure YOU don't get caught doing anything!

[fuzzy2308]

get some brake fluid and pour it on their car,they'll have to get a respray after that.

doesn't insurance cover that

[Sharoo]

Whatever you decide on I would wait to the 31st of October to do it.
You can get dressed up so you can't be identified and not look suss.
Plus it will seem more random as theres lots of little ****heads out on halloween.

[padrickz88]

easy way of doing it, so he cant leave his house again......


wait till he gets insanely drunk (or something so he wont wake up while your doing it).... gets heaps of wood+ screws + a cordless drill...... cover every door and window in his house LOOOOL

would be hilarious hahaha

Heheheh,

I made a thread like this about my neighbours moronic staffy. No amount of talking to him would convice that farker to do something about shutting his dog up.

He has recently moved out so now I am getting the best sleep I have had in a year.

The neighbour on the other side has zero respect for my property. He drives over my lawn all the time and once when he got a skip delivered, instead of getting the truck to **** up his lawn, he directed the truck driver to reverse up over my lawn.

Stupid bogan.

Anyway, when I asked him to stop farking up my lawn, he said to me 'you got nothin, thats council property anyway'.

I'm considering my options at the moment. I know the minute I drive over his lawn, he will go off his tree. I rang the council and they said they dont want to get involved. I am going to ask them to plant some native trees on the council strip so it blocks his path. His bushes, plants and palms that overhang my fence in my backyard also get a healthy dose of Round up every week.

Meh, hopefully the interest rates go back up so he will have to sell out.

Anyway, let the court thing finish first.

I've also learnt not to obsess over things, as there is going to be moronic neighbours everywhere.

LOL when his not home you could always dig "wanker" into the lawn and fill it with concrete? hahaha

[TVR-190]

ya Halloween is always a good idea.

put a big sign outside his house "no trick or treating"

instant target

[VT-565]

Either you can go politically correct and let it go through the courts or whatever.....OR.....you can borrow a mates ute, wait til wheelie bin night then go around the neighborhood, collect a uteload of wheelie bins and line them up out front of his place, Another good one is to throw ****loads of birdseed on his lawn, when that **** grows, most of it is weeds and junk, will f*ck his lawn up something fierce lol we also used to catch cane toads and tie a lead sinker to their leg then throw them on someones iron roof. Makes a hell of a racket when they hop around he he he.... I like the switching off the power idea, but you'll probably find out he's got 3 grand worth of saltwater fish in a tank that went belly up with no filter lol
Theres heaps of 'innocent' stuff you could do, not so much destructive, just 'invasive' ha ha ha

[Tom_1569]

Not posting on a public forum would of been the best move you ever did.
I have some good ideas but Im not posting them on the internet, I may aswell ring the police and let them know to.
A good one is on bin night to duct tape there bin lid shut.
Pizzas are always funny, especially when you give "special" delivery instructions to use the back door or something.
Kerosine on grass or garden will kill it and nothing will grow back for about a year, learnt this when a bottle of kerosine leaked near the shed, it was dirt for well over a year, tempted to do it again as its a prick to mow

Or you could be like our old neighbour, came at us with pieces of wood, put a butane torch up to a guests face and lit it, didnt burn him but scared the ****nig **** out of him), chased every visitor and us in the car as soon as we left, tryed to run my dog over, constant flat tyres, survelience cameras on ours and neighbours houses, constant death threats, high speed chasers (140+) in residential streets, aswell as swerving and blocking off roads to make us stop. Needless to say after 2 weeks of this, the court ordered him out of town.
[EDIT] This problem with the neighbour was completly uprovoked, and we never done any of my above tips to him, he also started on 3 other neighbours at the same time. Police were called multible times a day, but due to him having psyciatric problems there was bugger all they could do to.

[fuzzy2308]

Not posting on a public forum would of been the best move you ever did.
I have some good ideas but Im not posting them on the internet, I may aswell ring the police and let them know to.
A good one is on bin night to duct tape there bin lid shut.
Pizzas are always funny, especially when you give "special" delivery instructions to use the back door or something.
Kerosine on grass or garden will kill it and nothing will grow back for about a year, learnt this when a bottle of kerosine leaked near the shed, it was dirt for well over a year, tempted to do it again as its a prick to mow

Or you could be like our old neighbour, came at us with pieces of wood, put a butane torch up to a guests face and lit it, didnt burn him but scared the ****nig **** out of him), chased every visitor and us in the car as soon as we left, tryed to run my dog over, constant flat tyres, survelience cameras on ours and neighbours houses, constant death threats, high speed chasers (140+) in residential streets, aswell as swerving and blocking off roads to make us stop. Needless to say after 2 weeks of this, the court ordered him out of town.
[EDIT] This problem with the neighbour was completly uprovoked, and we never done any of my above tips to him, he also started on 3 other neighbours at the same time. Police were called multible times a day, but due to him having psyciatric problems there was bugger all they could do to.

Or you could be like our old neighbour, came at us with pieces of wood, put a butane torch up to a guests face and lit it, didnt burn him but scared the ****nig **** out of him), chased every visitor and us in the car as soon as we left, tryed to run my dog over, constant flat tyres, survelience cameras on ours and neighbours houses, constant death threats, high speed chasers (140+) in residential streets, aswell as swerving and blocking off roads to make us stop. Needless to say after 2 weeks of this, the court ordered him out of town.

**** me that **** is nuts. was this in sale?

[fuzzy2308]

Not posting on a public forum would of been the best move you ever did.
I have some good ideas but Im not posting them on the internet, I may aswell ring the police and let them know to.
A good one is on bin night to duct tape there bin lid shut.
Pizzas are always funny, especially when you give "special" delivery instructions to use the back door or something.
Kerosine on grass or garden will kill it and nothing will grow back for about a year, learnt this when a bottle of kerosine leaked near the shed, it was dirt for well over a year, tempted to do it again as its a prick to mow

Or you could be like our old neighbour, came at us with pieces of wood, put a butane torch up to a guests face and lit it, didnt burn him but scared the ****nig **** out of him), chased every visitor and us in the car as soon as we left, tryed to run my dog over, constant flat tyres, survelience cameras on ours and neighbours houses, constant death threats, high speed chasers (140+) in residential streets, aswell as swerving and blocking off roads to make us stop. Needless to say after 2 weeks of this, the court ordered him out of town.
[EDIT] This problem with the neighbour was completly uprovoked, and we never done any of my above tips to him, he also started on 3 other neighbours at the same time. Police were called multible times a day, but due to him having psyciatric problems there was bugger all they could do to.

Police were called multible times a day, but due to him having psyciatric problems there was bugger all they could do to.

his name wasnt julezy was it?

[Tom_1569]

**** me that **** is nuts. was this in sale?

his name wasnt julezy was it?

Yeah in Sale, wasnt anyone named Julezy.
The funny thing was he had lived there for over a year, then one day just lost it, was a pretty scary couple of weeks and pretty full on, but big respect to the local Police who were always minutes away when he decided to chase us, and even went through tactics with us. BUT why he wasnt locked up after the first night is still beyond us.

[fuzzy2308]

that's some crazy ****, its some thing i would expect in Moe but not sale, then a gain i suppose there is people with physiological issues every were he probably didn't take iz pills.

i almost feel sorry for him.

[Tom_1569]

that's some crazy ****, its some thing i would expect in Moe but not sale, then a gain i suppose there is people with physiological issues every were he probably didn't take iz pills.

i almost feel sorry for him.

Hey, Whats wrong with Moe? Im in Moe right now haha.
But yeah, its something that can happen anywhere, Id hate to be his new neighbours lol.

[jettaboy]

Change your religon, and put a loud speaker in your back yard with a very loud call to prayer at 4am

[stick3]

u could plant some mole plants and dob them in

[mina_783]

Change your religon, and put a loud speaker in your back yard with a very loud call to prayer at 4am

Its decided! Best one yet... im goin to do it!.... maybe

[fuzzy2308]

get harry-crishners to do there thing at 3 am out side his window........

[fuzzy2308]

jack hammer som random concrete early in the morn

[padrickz88]

do a burnout down his driveway when his not home? LOOOOOL BUT BUT you better have an lsd or spool, because a single just wont cut it (unless you do 2 burnouts?)

[Pimpn1]

hahahahaha thats a good one, just gotta hope the other neighbours dont see who done it..:P lol