Revenge on my neighbour

[mina_783]

Ok, so after being woken up by neighbour again this morning ive had enough. I live next to the f%$@k head of the year, and his fat b*$@h wife. there have been a number of things that have happened over the past two years, the main one being that he caused our back room to flood and we are now in a legal battle to get him to pay for the damages. Anyway i need some ideas on what i could do to him or his house just for my own piece of mind. Nothing major like kidnap his child or anything, just stuff like kill all his roses with tree killer. Remember he cant be able to trace it back to me
Your help would be greatly appreciated!

[Cursed CX8]

leave it be, let the courts decide because if something does get traced to you then you will have less chance of a good payout

[danja]

Remember he cant be able to trace it back to me
Your help would be greatly appreciated!

Not posting about it on a public forum would be a good start!

[xlr8_87]

move house

that'll learn him!

[LightningVP]

would suck if he was a member on here....I would've said kidnap his child but yeah you already said no

If you have a dog you can always bottle it's pee and pour it on his lawn (dog pee kills grass)

[Cursed CX8]

move house

that'll learn him!

thats not a bad idea... the courts could read that as you being so emotionally distraught that you were forced to move

[Scooter79]

....If you have a dog you can always bottle it's pee and pour it on his lawn (dog pee kills grass)

Since when? Where our dogs pee the grass grows like wildffire! It's better than fertilizer!

Really, two wrongs don't make a right and doing something would make you no better than him. Here's a thought. Have you actually tried to talk to the guy about the problems? I mean talk in a civil manner?

[mina_783]

Since when? Where our dogs pee the grass grows like wildffire! It's better than fertilizer!

Really, two wrongs don't make a right and doing something would make you no better than him. Here's a thought. Have you actually tried to talk to the guy about the problems? I mean talk in a civil manner?

Yeah but thats no fun! yeah ur probably right, i should talk to him

[pow3rslave]

how'd he flood your back room

[nicko]

Talk to him about it and try to sort something out.

If not buy a **** load of plasticine and throw it onto his roof one hot day. That stuff runs and stains roof tiles. Brown roof - orange plasticine. You get my drift.

[STEALTHY™]

You can't just talk to people in cases like that.

I live next to ****head druggies (assume its a drug house, there only there on weekends, and their dog is outside during the week, and barks like crazy. Try telling them to shut their dog up.

My parents had a problem with the old ducks that live next to them, and even through mediation there was no settling the matter. Were waiting for nature to take its course now. Shouldn't be much longer.
It only became an issue when my parents removed the 3 tree's in the front yard, which shaded their backyard (their house backed onto the side of my parents).

[jules]

It only became an issue when my parents removed the 3 tree's in the front yard, which shaded their backyard (their house backed onto the side of my parents).

their neighbours wanted your parents to keep their trees, so they could have shade in their backyard? tell them to gf themselves.

[STEALTHY™]

their neighbours wanted your parents to keep their trees, so they could have shade in their backyard? tell them to gf themselves.

They basically did, which started the problems.

[CSP]

I may be your neighbour!!!

[jules]

They basically did, which started the problems.

if they want shade, they can plant their own trees. they've got no right to demand a neighbour provide shade for them.

obviously some people are unreasonable and too stupid to see reason. not much you can do about that.

[fuzzy2308]

Ok, so after being woken up by neighbour again this morning ive had enough. I live next to the f%$@k head of the year, and his fat b*$@h wife. there have been a number of things that have happened over the past two years, the main one being that he caused our back room to flood and we are now in a legal battle to get him to pay for the damages. Anyway i need some ideas on what i could do to him or his house just for my own piece of mind. Nothing major like kidnap his child or anything, just stuff like kill all his roses with tree killer. Remember he cant be able to trace it back to me
Your help would be greatly appreciated!

if u dont wanna get court save those pennys and pay some one to do it for you. theres a lot of wankers thatll do it possibly for a slab or a bag of weed who knows,

[stockies]

"borrow" their letterbox and not give it back???
Buy a snake and let it loose in their backyard???

I'm kidding, I think talking to them would be the way to go.

[jules]

if u dont wanna get court save those pennys and pay some one to do it for you. theres a lot of wankers thatll do it possibly for a slab or a bag of weed who knows,

do you think a slab of beer would buy enough loyalty to ensure they didn't dob you in when they got caught?

[Lumps of cheese]

Ring Dr. Phil, he'll sort you both out.

[PINKY355]

Sleep with his horrible f#t B@#ch wife. Tell him about it and then seeing as you will share a common distressing and nausiating condition he might be more willing to see your side of the existing problem. Either that or you will not be worried about reimbursement while you spend the rest of your life sitting in the corner of the shower and rocking while sucking your thumb.

[jatsvl]

tell him to keep his fat b!tch wife on a leash because she keeps trying to crack on to you and your missus and your not interested in threesomes, and tell the fatty her husbands been peeping over the fence at your missus, that should keep them both in the bad books for a while.

[Full Spectrum]

**** on there plants!.


Yeah talking isn't the answer honesty, Leave this to the courts.

I live in a set of 4 units with one single drive to all. The cows next door have 2 parks like us all. However when they have guest they park behind the car next door. This is blocking my access in and out. Talking got us nothing but racially attacked. So we moved into other area's.. Now today we have a fine on the spot for any car parking in the driveway - other then our alloted parks with a nice sign. Nothing worse then trying to drive out only to ask for permission first.

[redcv6]

screw kidnapping his child. kidnap his beer and t.v remote, that will really learn him.

[TVR-190]

if you have a boat, flush the engine at 4am, lots of loud music, stuff like that

[Julie]

My parents had a problem with the old ducks that live next to them, and even through mediation there was no settling the matter. Were waiting for nature to take its course now. Shouldn't be much longer.
It only became an issue when my parents removed the 3 tree's in the front yard, which shaded their backyard (their house backed onto the side of my parents).

We have ******** old neighbours like this, and want to chop down a tree out the front of our place because its its an ugly stragly bottlebrush that drops **** everywhere, want to replace with 3 nicer trees. Most councils have tree preservation laws. Our council won't let you cut down- or even prune a tree that is more than 3 metres high or with a trunk circumference of more than 30cms. Measured ours today, comes in just under by a couple of centimetres so the chainsaw is coming out tomorrow I hope your parents did their homework before removing the trees or the old ducks might kick up a real fuss about it and get your folks in the ****.